Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Poop deck is a mess
crow's nest unkempt, crew all drunk
Shiver me timbers
Haiku # 21045, June 10, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the ten of swords plunged
1000 spiritual
little deaths in me
Haiku # 21044, June 10, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Her load was lifted
A dull pain holds steady
Tolerable now
Haiku # 21043, June 10, 2002 7:43 am ET
by jewel1\backtowhereweare
Loathing the dumb clocks
Sick to her stomach, fasting
The weight still heavy
Haiku # 21042, June 10, 2002 7:42 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She read lots of books
Chose a bizarre work schedule
Frisking away time
Haiku # 21041, June 10, 2002 7:39 am ET
by jewel1\fbstill
world cup soccer is
great, but I still can't fight off
intense depressions
Haiku # 21040, June 10, 2002 5:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


the sounds he produced
broke the silence of the trees
as he made etches
Haiku # 21039, June 10, 2002 4:58 am ET
by indiana>>porfavorconjugarelverboetcheshermano

..........then he ran away
half-sobbing, half-laughing (?) in-
...........to the silhouette

.(into the dark and lonely comfort
...of the shades and the trees...)
Haiku # 21038, June 10, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@theoffice


the weight of the world
made him inarticulate
no rhyme no reason
Haiku # 21037, June 9, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by indiana>>17gramsofgold
what if He is She?
and the one you reach for is
of this newer world?
Haiku # 21036, June 9, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
She looked for her Guide
Reading and searching for him
Clammy hands trembling
Haiku # 21035, June 9, 2002 8:59 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She offered her pain
More pain came, she was losing
Wanting to forget
Haiku # 21034, June 9, 2002 8:57 am ET
by jewel1\fb
The horror, the weight
She wonders how long it heals
She was tired of life
Haiku # 21033, June 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by jewel1\fb

simple solution
by adding another line
balance is restored
Haiku # 21032, June 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash

line near my haiku
no longer bisects my words
causing libran angst
Haiku # 21031, June 9, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
error messages
linux hates my winmodem
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21030, June 9, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash


she summoned her strength
to show him an old picture
of a child that was
Haiku # 21029, June 9, 2002 7:56 am ET
by indiana>>thepicsaregoodbutthemindneedstobefed

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028, June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027, June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026, June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025, June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
dribble, dribble but
good night's sleep achieved at last--
thanks adult diapers!
Haiku # 21024, June 8, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by http://michaelgates.blogspot.com
hungry, fervent eyes
searching, amusing prune found,
chewy lunch looms large
Haiku # 21023, June 8, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Michael
dizzy, sheepish bride
snores noisily, moonlighting
groom eyes chambermaid
Haiku # 21022, June 8, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Michael


On a moonlit night
mox beside the grave smoking
waiting for someone
Haiku # 21021, June 8, 2002 10:35 am ET
by indiana>>outofthegraveyard



red colored hourglass
conspicuously painted
on her underside
Haiku # 21020, June 8, 2002 10:29 am ET
by indiana

.......paltry intellect
is better than none at all
(gramma) ap has a cock

...(ap has no intellect)
Haiku # 21019, June 7, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by ronin@:)

she's really pissed off now
Haiku # 21018, June 7, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by ronin@lookwhatyoudidAnonymousPoet
so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match
Haiku # 21017, June 7, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap - Two "fuck offs"? The boy's upset!
isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox
Haiku # 21016, June 7, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.
Haiku # 21015, June 7, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.
Haiku # 21014, June 7, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Prometheus
Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?
Haiku # 21013, June 7, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Chowderhead


Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now
Haiku # 21012, June 7, 2002 4:28 am ET
by k of Isn't Jesus creepy?


Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!
Haiku # 21011, June 7, 2002 4:26 am ET
by k
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 21010, June 6, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)
Haiku # 21009, June 6, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss

FUCK OFF AP
Haiku # 21008, June 6, 2002 10:57 am ET
by ronin

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)
Haiku # 21007, June 6, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ronin

...peptic ribaldry
indicates a penury
...of disputation
Haiku # 21006, June 6, 2002 2:43 am ET
by ronin@ahem



with little less greens
a short putt will make for par
for a safe recourse
Haiku # 21005, June 6, 2002 12:28 am ET
by indiana

.......the N wil move on
maybe forward? maybe NOT!
........a little more time

...........(fuck off ap)
Haiku # 21004, June 5, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@mebbe:Ne8


Haiku # 21003, June 5, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by indiana - yobroiguessitsyourmove
ronin or moxie
frankly, i prefer moxie
at least he can think
Haiku # 21002, June 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ap
my new blue sooby
new aussie performance parts
god bless the corvettes
Haiku # 21001, June 5, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap

....be flamed but dont flame
just turn the other cheek* babe
......'cause jesus loves you

.(* - whatever, in a manner of
...............speaking)
Haiku # 21000, June 5, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by ronin@harharharnofurtherquestionsirestmycaseyourhonor

..tsk tsk tsk
a little harder
...i suppose
Haiku # 20999, June 5, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@hibrocomeandwatchashowforfree


images reflect
intriguing psychometrics
of web trapped spider
Haiku # 20998, June 5, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by indiana
I saw those statues
On Conan O Brian show
I laughed really hard.
Haiku # 20997, June 5, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Chicken Mushroom stuff
Ramen flavoring that I just found
The taste is quite stale.
Haiku # 20996, June 5, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
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