Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...



the sounds he produced
broke the silence of the trees
as he made etches
Haiku # 21039, June 10, 2002 4:58 am ET
by indiana>>porfavorconjugarelverboetcheshermano

..........then he ran away
half-sobbing, half-laughing (?) in-
...........to the silhouette

.(into the dark and lonely comfort
...of the shades and the trees...)
Haiku # 21038, June 10, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@theoffice


the weight of the world
made him inarticulate
no rhyme no reason
Haiku # 21037, June 9, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by indiana>>17gramsofgold
what if He is She?
and the one you reach for is
of this newer world?
Haiku # 21036, June 9, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
She looked for her Guide
Reading and searching for him
Clammy hands trembling
Haiku # 21035, June 9, 2002 8:59 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She offered her pain
More pain came, she was losing
Wanting to forget
Haiku # 21034, June 9, 2002 8:57 am ET
by jewel1\fb
The horror, the weight
She wonders how long it heals
She was tired of life
Haiku # 21033, June 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by jewel1\fb

simple solution
by adding another line
balance is restored
Haiku # 21032, June 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash

line near my haiku
no longer bisects my words
causing libran angst
Haiku # 21031, June 9, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
error messages
linux hates my winmodem
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21030, June 9, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash


she summoned her strength
to show him an old picture
of a child that was
Haiku # 21029, June 9, 2002 7:56 am ET
by indiana>>thepicsaregoodbutthemindneedstobefed

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028, June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027, June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026, June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025, June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
dribble, dribble but
good night's sleep achieved at last--
thanks adult diapers!
Haiku # 21024, June 8, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by http://michaelgates.blogspot.com
hungry, fervent eyes
searching, amusing prune found,
chewy lunch looms large
Haiku # 21023, June 8, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Michael
dizzy, sheepish bride
snores noisily, moonlighting
groom eyes chambermaid
Haiku # 21022, June 8, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Michael


On a moonlit night
mox beside the grave smoking
waiting for someone
Haiku # 21021, June 8, 2002 10:35 am ET
by indiana>>outofthegraveyard



red colored hourglass
conspicuously painted
on her underside
Haiku # 21020, June 8, 2002 10:29 am ET
by indiana

.......paltry intellect
is better than none at all
(gramma) ap has a cock

...(ap has no intellect)
Haiku # 21019, June 7, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by ronin@:)

she's really pissed off now
Haiku # 21018, June 7, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by ronin@lookwhatyoudidAnonymousPoet
so, ronin fears me.
with his paltry intellect,
he's no real match
Haiku # 21017, June 7, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by ap - Two "fuck offs"? The boy's upset!
isn't that moxie
in the red tutu? Jesus
loves you, little mox
Haiku # 21016, June 7, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Friday is pay day,
That wonderful day of cash!
Too bad, been done spent.
Haiku # 21015, June 7, 2002 4:14 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Toe stubbed in dark.
"Turn on the fucking LIGHT!"
Hid information.
Haiku # 21014, June 7, 2002 10:55 am ET
by Prometheus
Uplifting pictures.
Are Muhammad figurines
available too?
Haiku # 21013, June 7, 2002 8:47 am ET
by Chowderhead


Suffer the little
children, or maybe they have
a different take now
Haiku # 21012, June 7, 2002 4:28 am ET
by k of Isn't Jesus creepy?


Teaching little ones
how to dance, such young bodies....
I died for your sins!
Haiku # 21011, June 7, 2002 4:26 am ET
by k
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 21010, June 6, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Chowderhead
Wha wha wha, whine whine
Get over yourselves, anon
and post more silly!

:)
Haiku # 21009, June 6, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by WyldKyss

FUCK OFF AP
Haiku # 21008, June 6, 2002 10:57 am ET
by ronin

.......afer the putting
it's back to my fave driver
.........numero: uno

..(ola transient/problemo
.............hombre)
Haiku # 21007, June 6, 2002 2:49 am ET
by ronin

...peptic ribaldry
indicates a penury
...of disputation
Haiku # 21006, June 6, 2002 2:43 am ET
by ronin@ahem



with little less greens
a short putt will make for par
for a safe recourse
Haiku # 21005, June 6, 2002 12:28 am ET
by indiana

.......the N wil move on
maybe forward? maybe NOT!
........a little more time

...........(fuck off ap)
Haiku # 21004, June 5, 2002 11:34 pm ET
by ronin@mebbe:Ne8


Haiku # 21003, June 5, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by indiana - yobroiguessitsyourmove
ronin or moxie
frankly, i prefer moxie
at least he can think
Haiku # 21002, June 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ap
my new blue sooby
new aussie performance parts
god bless the corvettes
Haiku # 21001, June 5, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ap

....be flamed but dont flame
just turn the other cheek* babe
......'cause jesus loves you

.(* - whatever, in a manner of
...............speaking)
Haiku # 21000, June 5, 2002 8:15 pm ET
by ronin@harharharnofurtherquestionsirestmycaseyourhonor

..tsk tsk tsk
a little harder
...i suppose
Haiku # 20999, June 5, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by ronin@hibrocomeandwatchashowforfree


images reflect
intriguing psychometrics
of web trapped spider
Haiku # 20998, June 5, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by indiana
I saw those statues
On Conan O Brian show
I laughed really hard.
Haiku # 20997, June 5, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Chicken Mushroom stuff
Ramen flavoring that I just found
The taste is quite stale.
Haiku # 20996, June 5, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Priest and Saint are fine
I will see Priest tonight, so
I will make him post
Haiku # 20995, June 5, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by Drophammer
hand inside hot pants
rub ah rub ah rub OH GOD
coming sweet jesus
Haiku # 20994, June 5, 2002 12:04 pm ET
by mellie
yeah drop I am
have you been in jail mate?
pray tell where's the priest?
Haiku # 20993, June 5, 2002 11:55 am ET
by mellie
fistful of warm flesh
my hand down your pants again
rub rub rub mmm bop
Haiku # 20992, June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by boobles the clown

she's gone maaad
Haiku # 20991, June 5, 2002 11:33 am ET
by ronin@lachikaLOCA

divide and conquer....
Haiku # 20990, June 5, 2002 11:32 am ET
by ronin@aintbiting
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