Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

excess syllables
a thousand words per picture
as my foot would note
Haiku # 21075, June 12, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash

.....moshi moshi

(an alliteration, AP)
Haiku # 21074, June 12, 2002 4:28 am ET
by ronin@#21069aintmine
yeah post it like k
if you can figure it out
if not, it's magic....................
Haiku # 21073, June 12, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k
take a picture ash
and post it like k does, with
haiku as footnote
Haiku # 21072, June 12, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bones are undead
skinny leg with zombie foot
swollen beetroot toes
Haiku # 21071, June 11, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by ash
ronin you are deeply creepy
Haiku # 21070, June 11, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/
Haiku # 21069, June 11, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ronin....each dot is a baby, baby
we are in a pulsing
wave of cocoons, wrapped up
awaiting re-birth, untold millions
Haiku # 21068, June 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 21066, June 11, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we walk on the dead
corpse powder a component
of the very earth...
Haiku # 21065, June 11, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by untold billions of dead
something oddly alien
comes to her an wraps her
in a silky cocoon

to await transformation
with others in a vast
chamber of rebirth
Haiku # 21064, June 11, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
her mouth open now
drool glistening lips moist
sharp intakes of breath

hand brushes nipples
slides down her smooth belly now
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21063, June 11, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
more like a cocoon
becoming human for the
first time, hypocritical

the nature of the race
is to see things through a glass
darkly, and not clearly
Haiku # 21062, June 11, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Moxie


he couldn
Haiku # 21061, June 11, 2002 9:40 am ET
by indiana>>stillthinking
yeah, fuck you too Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 21060, June 11, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ronin@cometothinkofitthat'sbetterthanpostingblanks

...."you okay," said scott
as he caressed her breasts
......nipples taut and wet

...meantime, worlds apart
a harried mox digs a grave
......looking for etchings

..(your move indy, mines:
...............Ne8)
Haiku # 21059, June 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by ronin@thecontinuation....
She started planning
Every move would be perfect
A pained sigh escaped
Haiku # 21058, June 11, 2002 8:54 am ET
by jewel1//shehasgottohelpsomehow
One hundred million?
So many people were dead
All dead for money
Haiku # 21057, June 11, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1\onehumdredmilliondollars?
She tried to picture
Who was that on the picture?
How many were dead?
Haiku # 21056, June 11, 2002 8:50 am ET
by jewel1\whatwasthatpictureagain?


a row of tombstones +++
engraved by a psychopath
yields a dark secret
Haiku # 21055, June 11, 2002 7:03 am ET
by indiana>>twotwistedshellsmakesaknot
fuck off to me too
Haiku # 21054, June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off organic matter
Haiku # 21053, June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off humans
Haiku # 21052, June 11, 2002 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off world
Haiku # 21051, June 11, 2002 2:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off ronin (dot-head)
Haiku # 21050, June 11, 2002 1:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

fuck off Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 21049, June 10, 2002 11:20 pm ET
by ronin
fuck off ronin
Haiku # 21048, June 10, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
an old shark takes him
by the leg and pulls him
down into heaven
Haiku # 21047, June 10, 2002 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

....and then she WOKE UP
"shit, mellie" she told herself
......"take it easy, babe"
Haiku # 21046, June 10, 2002 8:54 pm ET
by ronin@themoveisNe8
Poop deck is a mess
crow's nest unkempt, crew all drunk
Shiver me timbers
Haiku # 21045, June 10, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Chowderhead
the ten of swords plunged
1000 spiritual
little deaths in me
Haiku # 21044, June 10, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Her load was lifted
A dull pain holds steady
Tolerable now
Haiku # 21043, June 10, 2002 7:43 am ET
by jewel1\backtowhereweare
Loathing the dumb clocks
Sick to her stomach, fasting
The weight still heavy
Haiku # 21042, June 10, 2002 7:42 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She read lots of books
Chose a bizarre work schedule
Frisking away time
Haiku # 21041, June 10, 2002 7:39 am ET
by jewel1\fbstill
world cup soccer is
great, but I still can't fight off
intense depressions
Haiku # 21040, June 10, 2002 5:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet


the sounds he produced
broke the silence of the trees
as he made etches
Haiku # 21039, June 10, 2002 4:58 am ET
by indiana>>porfavorconjugarelverboetcheshermano

..........then he ran away
half-sobbing, half-laughing (?) in-
...........to the silhouette

.(into the dark and lonely comfort
...of the shades and the trees...)
Haiku # 21038, June 10, 2002 12:40 am ET
by ronin@theoffice


the weight of the world
made him inarticulate
no rhyme no reason
Haiku # 21037, June 9, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by indiana>>17gramsofgold
what if He is She?
and the one you reach for is
of this newer world?
Haiku # 21036, June 9, 2002 11:43 am ET
by Moxie
She looked for her Guide
Reading and searching for him
Clammy hands trembling
Haiku # 21035, June 9, 2002 8:59 am ET
by jewel1\fb
She offered her pain
More pain came, she was losing
Wanting to forget
Haiku # 21034, June 9, 2002 8:57 am ET
by jewel1\fb
The horror, the weight
She wonders how long it heals
She was tired of life
Haiku # 21033, June 9, 2002 8:55 am ET
by jewel1\fb

simple solution
by adding another line
balance is restored
Haiku # 21032, June 9, 2002 8:38 am ET
by ash

line near my haiku
no longer bisects my words
causing libran angst
Haiku # 21031, June 9, 2002 8:37 am ET
by ash
error messages
linux hates my winmodem
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21030, June 9, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash


she summoned her strength
to show him an old picture
of a child that was
Haiku # 21029, June 9, 2002 7:56 am ET
by indiana>>thepicsaregoodbutthemindneedstobefed

..."Damn!" His heart sinking,
his mind* groping for answers
.........and body reeling

.......from the utter shock
.....of her ever finding out
......that he mox still lives

(yes he has one, surprisingly)
Haiku # 21028, June 9, 2002 7:32 am ET
by ronin@thepaellawasokahem

.mox stood there standing*
his twisted face unbelieving
.there she was...she knew

......(literally, that is)
Haiku # 21027, June 9, 2002 7:19 am ET
by ronin@theweekendwasgreatwithyouguyskampaikompecheers
She was abandoned
made to believe he was dead
she needed to think
Haiku # 21026, June 9, 2002 7:10 am ET
by jewel1\rememberingthepast
she looked at him, dazed
the pain of many years back
tears threatens to fall
Haiku # 21025, June 9, 2002 7:07 am ET
by jewel1\pained2seeu
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