Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh
What a relief it is. Ahhh
by Chowderhead
A novel idea:
beer-flavored Budweiser. How
about it, Science?
by Chowderhead
Leggo my Eggo
Now there
by Chowderhead
people who don't use
turn signals on the highway
should ride with Moxie
by k_against_ of my way or the highway
poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
poop poop poop poop poop
by LPG
i can't wait until
people lose interest in
that spiderman crap
by jackass@themovies
Commercials confuse
collect phone calls at midnight
I am George W. Bush
by hugh
la reina de las
cervezas mexicanas:
negra modelo
by scott, sin duda
beers that need a lime
a poor excuse for good hops
grandma has two cocks
by ap
........corona is fine
it's so light and less filling
........yet inebriating
by ronin@WyldKyssisOphra?
battle of the clones
should be titled something like
recapturing dreams
by sigh
I'll be at Midnite
Showing tonite, I'll be the
First to bitch after
by WyldKyss
Yuengling Lager beer
pity those who can't obtain
grandma has a cock
by ap
nothing like a wipe
to build dramatic tension
...just like blacking out
by scott
from "empire strikes..."
an unforgettable name:
peter suschitzky
by scott (george needs to bring this guy back)
"blow up the death star"
three out of the four movies
use that plot device
i'm gonna boycott
no way i'll get fooled again...
(who am i kidding?)
by scott_against_mediocre_hacks_exploiting_our_childhood_memories
All this cock talk has
Reminded me that Lucas
waves his with Star Wars.
by WyldKyss
"proof that god loves us
and wants us to be happy"
- ben franklin on beer
by scott
feel the spell of love
desire makes our world bear fruit
or was it the beer
by A. Musing
for commercial beer:
lagunitas ipa
"homicidal hops"
but now i'm thirsty
diet pepsi won't cut it
should have brought my flask
by scott
India pale ale
also quite a favorite
though it's rather strong
by one last one...back to the studio
*scale from one to ten*
by me again
but first, Belgian beer
I'd place Japanese at tenth
Guinness would rank third
by Boston gal would place nut brown ales second
i'm going to france
to straighten that whole mess out
but first, belgian beer
by scott
colonel: french spelling
german pronounciation
sieg heil, Jean-Marie!
by scott
secret recipes
young hens are much juicier
than those old dry cocks
by the Colonel
multicocked Grandma
spinning and spurting love shot
where did she get them?
by Drophammer of Grandma's Place
........sparring with buttheads
bashing their brains with lead pipes
........fucking butthead brains
by ronin@nihaojewel
...ashley has a cock?
long petrified i suppose
....a museum piece
(but mellie would know)
by ronin@8)
....not so fast indy
here's my reply: Nc3
..the center is mine
by ronin@hi k
Oh too be young once
again and to be the bell
of the so called ball
by Paver Jr.
Hormones race around
wood is so embarassing
The teen years bite penis
by Paver Jr.
we can only hope
pray Ashley's crutch's okay
grandma has a cock
by mellie
Being off call is
A bless'd relief from work
Sleep at 6 A.M.!
by WyldKyss
ash is getting fixed?
oh dear, does his wife know this?
will he play around?
by Doc Vassect E. Me
well screw that ashley
cast bad shadows on haiku
fixated on web
by mellie, Hey put your feet up mate :-)
into hospital
operations suspended
regarding haiku
screw my tarsal bones
nasty lisfranc injury
see you when i'm fixed
by ash
the knight is restless
looking for an easy kill
right on dead center
by indiana
"black holes do shrinK" - whoops..
well, what can i say except
that was dense of me
by scotological and anal
but then, asteriods...
sooner or later one will
rip us a new hole
by scotological, astrological and nervous
no need for lotion
with preparation Hawking
black holes do shrink
by scotological (and astrological)
uranus looks fine
but better keep on using
preparation H
by A. Musing
yo, earth to venus
mercury's gone retrograde
best watch uranus
by scott of the 13th house
bad haiku sportswear
sometimes they are bad sports they
sound just like sailors
by %&*@!
looks like a logo
oh yeah, i can see it now:
bad haiku sportswear
by scott
*reminiscent*
by God...I hate Mondays!
orange hieroglyph
reminescent of Prada
handbag that I lost
by Boston gal
and besides the plaid
there are those silly spiked shoes
and those mulligans
by Arnie's wife
Now you can
referenceOther haiku on the site
With really great ease.
by Janis
