Radio aerial
Inside my head lies broken
Reception is poor
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
An inflatable
Vagina lurks by the steps
Who could have left it?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Are your cameras
Always pointing at the sky
Photographing stars?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I were wealthy
I''d style my hair like that girl
From the Cardigans
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I were a font
I''d have a little x-height
and true descenders
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Do those frail creatures
Constructed from papi
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I like brown bottles
They tend to have beer in them
Which is a bonus
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I wonder if God
Has gigantic fingernails
For picking his nose?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I''d be happier
If I was as poseable
As an Action Man
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I was happy when
I had a new Tonka Toy
Ah, those distant days
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Expressing yourself
In seventeen syllables
Is harder than you think
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Mmm, Kraft Cheese Slices.
Strange how I find flat foodstuffs
quite so exciting.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Vocabulary.
Mine has gone down the toilet.
Must eat Thesaurus
by Scrunty Hardbody
I am neither nerd
nor puritan technophobe.
I am: METAGEEK
by Scrunty Hardbody
haiku are too short for me
I like really long
long long long long long long
by Tomsam
Haikus are silly
I hate this site and Haikus
They dont even rhyme
by Sam Smith
The Bed I did wet
Straight after I liked it clean
So Mum cannot know
by Justin Latimer & Sam Smith of Auckland, New Zealand
A lazy comet
Etches a line in the sky
Like a fingernail
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The weeks that we work
Amount to nothing more than
Some weeks we worked in
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My infinite well
Of witty retorts is full
Of clicking beetles
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
`Slike ten thousand spoons
when all you need is a spork.
Ironic, innit?
by Scrunty Hardbody
My hair all flicks up
Like Thundercat Wileykit;
defies gravity.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Lying at the end
Of this thing we call a world
Is a big knocker
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
The shiniest teeth
That ever shone in this world
Belong to my dog
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
No-one wears slippers
Any more in our culture
Which explains a lot
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
There''s little in life
That cannot be improved by
A shiny new pen
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My owl vents hot gas
Whenever it sees "The Bill"
ITV shall pay
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
If I didn''t like ice cream
So much, I''d smear some on you
With a warm finger
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Oh Jean Luc Picard
Are you lost deep in sub-space?
Or just chilling out?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
A dog and water
Is a bad combination
If you don`t like smells
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Champagne Wispa Bar?
Perverse or just misguided?
Flaming pessary!
by Salamander Pastiche of Mmmm..., Euclidian!
When I was but five
I encountered flatulence
close to my head.
by They call me Scrunty of Hmm?
I have six bright balls
Which I attempt to juggle
I can manage three
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
My luminous tape
Sits beside me, all sticky
Like old underpants
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I found a feather
Embedded in my T-shirt
Is it an omen?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Do not microwave
From frozen, the packet says
It doesn''t say why
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I feel like I felt
That time when I felt funny
Only funnier
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Stupid stupid bird
Cat why don''t you go eat itIf you don''t, I will!!
by Ivona Humpalot of Ivonahumpalotcity, Mongolia
bob was a small boy
with a very small penis
his parents were dead
by bob mcneil of shitville, pns country
If I had some cheese
I would eat it for my lunch
As it is yummy
by Cheesy Man of Cheese, Cheez
Microsoft is dumb
It stuffs up my computer
I hate Microsoft
by Pooman of Pooville, Pooland
Dog Breath is fun, yum!
I eat cheese every day
Run Spot Run, KABOOM!
by Chingtingalingtingching of Umm? I forgot, Cheese
I am a big dog
I have a big small tail
Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
by Sam Smith of Auckland, New Zealand
Bad Mashed Potato
It tastes horribly pooey
Yummy yummy yum
by Anonymous Poet
I am Mynci Mark
I`ve got my hind in your hood
we are all so doomed.
by The Brothers Fudge of Mandible West, Outer Bazonga
Mark is a mynci
he makes mynci sounds like a
big metamynciman
by Ancillary 'Scrunty' Spatula of Boutroland, Kenya?
I am called Kenneht
I come from the Middle East
Hence the odd spelling
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
Now I wake at four
In the morning, not pm
God, it''s tedious
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
Men came in the night
To take my big red machine
Alack, they were foiled
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
