Microsoft is dumb
It stuffs up my computer
I hate Microsoft
by Pooman of Pooville, Pooland
Dog Breath is fun, yum!
I eat cheese every day
Run Spot Run, KABOOM!
by Chingtingalingtingching of Umm? I forgot, Cheese
I am a big dog
I have a big small tail
Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
by Sam Smith of Auckland, New Zealand
Bad Mashed Potato
It tastes horribly pooey
Yummy yummy yum
by Anonymous Poet
I am Mynci Mark
I`ve got my hind in your hood
we are all so doomed.
by The Brothers Fudge of Mandible West, Outer Bazonga
Mark is a mynci
he makes mynci sounds like a
big metamynciman
by Ancillary 'Scrunty' Spatula of Boutroland, Kenya?
I am called Kenneht
I come from the Middle East
Hence the odd spelling
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
Now I wake at four
In the morning, not pm
God, it''s tedious
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
Men came in the night
To take my big red machine
Alack, they were foiled
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
Two new batteries
In my electric stapler
Make it go "kapwingg!"
by Kenneht Extension of Yuggoth
regard the large sky
beneath which we suspended
dangle for a time
by ash
fear i the raptor
swooping on my fuselage
with a big pecker
by ash
Look! I`ve got two things.
You`ve one thing, flanked by two more.
None as big as hoped.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Moon hung in the sky
Like that big Batman signal
But no manbat came.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Played Curry Wars yet?
My naan`s bigger than your naan;
Kryptonite lassi.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Curry with big naan.
Love the taste, but hate the smell!
Thank god for Febreze.
by Scrunty Hardbody
or should jar jar say
with more appropos accent:
"give me your seed, mon"
by darth videous
Why would aliens
want to have sex with earthlings?
"man, give me your seed"
by jar jar boinks
Don't ask Sebulba
for a hand job, or he will
fall over sideways
by aniskin
I did a princess.
She ordered my soldier to
Stand at attention
by stormtrooper
jawas are so bad
they can only get off with
masochistic droids
by see-pee-three-oh
How do Jawas
reproduce with big, wrinkly
black tar pee-pees?
by Princess Lay-her
Oh damn, I forget.
Mum, what is the Spanish for
''I am a rent boy''?
by Scrunty Hardbody
Aiee, chico nino.
Senor Smeeth acqui, pero
jo no hay pesos.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Hola Senor Smeeth,
Que tal? Me llamo Pedro.
Quiero tu pesos.
by Scrunty Hardbody
With sunglasses on,
I look just like Jackie O.
Without them; Pedro.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Little clockwork nun,
With your breath of fiery sparks.
Would you bite my thing?
by Scrunty Hardbody
I search and destroy.
No longer harmless girlie.
Yes, I`m twenty-four.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Still I am perplexed
by that sky-blue candy floss.
And I`ve been out, too.
by Scrunty Hardbody
hump your clone
is itautoeroticism, orjust incestuous?
by pawme
I have stuff to do.
I have so much stuff to do.
Ooh, look
by ''Hollyoaks''.
That''s Bob 5 percent
There, by the coffee machine
Buying white coffee
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
See that little light?
Twinkling in the sky, yonder?
No, I can`t either
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I am king of trees
I am master of light bulbs
Teapot, anyone?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Two threes make a six
But two wrongs don`t make a right
Synchronicity?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Yeah you fat drunkard
you could easily hurt me
with all your friends here
While you''re drinking Bass
I''ll be reminding your wife
how stupid you are
by Fruity
With Funny Bunny
And sullen Jimmy Gerbal
we piss on Laa-Laa
by Fruity
Make bigger your text
And your message you weaken
Like uh, a balloon
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
what the fucking hell!!!!
those damn blue collar tweakers
are at it again
by Infinity
you never see them
without robes on
by jawas must be really ugly
Send me a toenail
In an enormous package
And I won"t find it
by Dr Ernest Unity
In certain wild dreams
I was you and you were me
What should I call you?
by Dr Ernest Unity
What? no more tags?
Blind one needs bigger text
two-tone cute but...Squint.
by antichrist of Babylon,
lift my cheek and.. poot !
sweet onomatopoeia
left a wet tattoo
by ash
i wrote a haiku
with one extra syllable
shame eats my organs
by chris
Get beyond I say
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
by Dr Ernest Unity
Get beyond I say
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
by Anonymous Poet
My subversive heart
Is thousands of feet in height
Get me a doctor
by Dr Ernest Unity
I''ve returned to say
I can break boards with my cock
Egads-a splinter!
by Dr. Ernest Unity
