Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Make bigger your text
And your message you weaken
Like uh, a balloon
And your message you weaken
Like uh, a balloon
by of Yuggoth
what the fucking hell!!!!
those damn blue collar tweakers
are at it again
those damn blue collar tweakers
are at it again
by
Send me a toenail
In an enormous package
And I won"t find it
In an enormous package
And I won"t find it
by
In certain wild dreams
I was you and you were me
What should I call you?
I was you and you were me
What should I call you?
by
What? no more tags?
Blind one needs bigger text
two-tone cute but...Squint.
Blind one needs bigger text
two-tone cute but...Squint.
by of Babylon,
lift my cheek and.. poot !
sweet onomatopoeia
left a wet tattoo
sweet onomatopoeia
left a wet tattoo
by
i wrote a haiku
with one extra syllable
shame eats my organs
with one extra syllable
shame eats my organs
by
Get beyond I say
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
by
Get beyond I say
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
by
My subversive heart
Is thousands of feet in height
Get me a doctor
Is thousands of feet in height
Get me a doctor
by
I''ve returned to say
I can break boards with my cock
Egads-a splinter!
I can break boards with my cock
Egads-a splinter!
by
one two three four five
six seven eight nine and ten
eleven and twelve
six seven eight nine and ten
eleven and twelve
by of dallas,
I learned something new
my gramps fell asleep smoking
beards are flammable
my gramps fell asleep smoking
beards are flammable
by
ha ha you drunk ass
fell asleep with your head in
the toilet again
fell asleep with your head in
the toilet again
by
I touched a moonbeam
I found in the morning dew
It smelled real funny
I found in the morning dew
It smelled real funny
by of Yuggoth
I left chocolate
On the microwave oven
And it all melted
On the microwave oven
And it all melted
by of Yuggoth
Little lights twinkle
Like the lights of aeroplanes
Landing at Heathrow
Like the lights of aeroplanes
Landing at Heathrow
by of Yuggoth
It''s on nights like this
That I like to wear my pants
And that''s about it
That I like to wear my pants
And that''s about it
by of Yuggoth
bust yo fool head in
you diss my ma, you steppin?
I pump the lead in
you diss my ma, you steppin?
I pump the lead in
by
my brother got sick
he ate green olives. they were
supposed to be black
he ate green olives. they were
supposed to be black
by
can anybody
understand the singer from
deftones? hell, not me!
understand the singer from
deftones? hell, not me!
by
I did it again
clicked ''enter'' way too early
give me some money
clicked ''enter'' way too early
give me some money
by
by
I''m scared to think it -
My father comes tomorrow with
his wife. Don''t like me.
My father comes tomorrow with
his wife. Don''t like me.
by of Bellevue, USA
Open mouthed Plastic fish eyes silently stare atme unnervingly
by of Bellevue, USA
Light purple flowers
decompose on top
my gravebelow cries sad tears
decompose on top
my gravebelow cries sad tears
by of Bellevue, USA
I''m sad now. They went
out without me because I
had to work. Life sucks.
out without me because I
had to work. Life sucks.
by of Bellevue, USA
I sit at work, staring
at my big computer screen
no one needs me now
at my big computer screen
no one needs me now
by of Bellevue, USa
The little bird chirps,
She falls out of her small nest,
She is not quite right.
She falls out of her small nest,
She is not quite right.
by
answer the riddle:
I met jenny, broke her neck
and I drank her dry
I met jenny, broke her neck
and I drank her dry
by
dammit, clicked send fast
sent a big slice of nothing.
here: useless last line
sent a big slice of nothing.
here: useless last line
by
by
Lisa G and Lynn
Monica likes them also
It''s Tarzan''s play things
Monica likes them also
It''s Tarzan''s play things
by
Don`t know what I want
And don''t know where to get it
Which is damned awkward
And don''t know where to get it
Which is damned awkward
by of Yuggoth
Miniature tripod
Standing on my desk like a
Small thing with three legs
Standing on my desk like a
Small thing with three legs
by of Yuggoth
Silicone sealant
Trodden into the carpet
Now it`s waterprrof
Trodden into the carpet
Now it`s waterprrof
by of Yuggoth
Will a tree ever
Grow tall enough to reach space?
Hm, I don`t think so
Grow tall enough to reach space?
Hm, I don`t think so
by of Yuggoth
Will a tree ever
Grow tall enough to reach space?
Hm, I don
Grow tall enough to reach space?
Hm, I don
by of Yuggoth
Sunlight filtering
Through the forest canopy
Sounds like butterflies
Through the forest canopy
Sounds like butterflies
by of Yuggoth
No fresh fruit for days
But plenty of fresh pizza
So no problems there
But plenty of fresh pizza
So no problems there
by of Yuggoth
Cords from dressing gowns
Autoasphyxiation
Makes you think, don`t it?
Autoasphyxiation
Makes you think, don`t it?
by of Yuggoth
I work for Alcan
My plans are forever foiled
Even when they''re not
My plans are forever foiled
Even when they''re not
by of Yuggoth
I''ve been smearing oil
Over all my surfaces
It''s theraputic
Over all my surfaces
It''s theraputic
by of Yuggoth
You! Scratching your arse
by the photobooth. One day,
son, your prints will come.
by the photobooth. One day,
son, your prints will come.
by
Who`s that private dick?
Sex machine to all the chicks.
Yep. It`s my grandpa.
Sex machine to all the chicks.
Yep. It`s my grandpa.
by
Dot co dot uk,
Dot net dot org dot
They''re all made of pants.
Dot net dot org dot
They''re all made of pants.
by
Afternoons like this
are for procrastinating.
Pass the Vaseline.
are for procrastinating.
Pass the Vaseline.
by
Sky-blue candy floss.
Whoever heard of such things?
I must get out more.
Whoever heard of such things?
I must get out more.
by