I did a princess.
She ordered my soldier to
Stand at attention
by stormtrooper
jawas are so bad
they can only get off with
masochistic droids
by see-pee-three-oh
How do Jawas
reproduce with big, wrinkly
black tar pee-pees?
by Princess Lay-her
Oh damn, I forget.
Mum, what is the Spanish for
''I am a rent boy''?
by Scrunty Hardbody
Aiee, chico nino.
Senor Smeeth acqui, pero
jo no hay pesos.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Hola Senor Smeeth,
Que tal? Me llamo Pedro.
Quiero tu pesos.
by Scrunty Hardbody
With sunglasses on,
I look just like Jackie O.
Without them; Pedro.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Little clockwork nun,
With your breath of fiery sparks.
Would you bite my thing?
by Scrunty Hardbody
I search and destroy.
No longer harmless girlie.
Yes, I`m twenty-four.
by Scrunty Hardbody
Still I am perplexed
by that sky-blue candy floss.
And I`ve been out, too.
by Scrunty Hardbody
hump your clone
is itautoeroticism, orjust incestuous?
by pawme
I have stuff to do.
I have so much stuff to do.
Ooh, look
by ''Hollyoaks''.
That''s Bob 5 percent
There, by the coffee machine
Buying white coffee
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
See that little light?
Twinkling in the sky, yonder?
No, I can`t either
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I am king of trees
I am master of light bulbs
Teapot, anyone?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Two threes make a six
But two wrongs don`t make a right
Synchronicity?
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Yeah you fat drunkard
you could easily hurt me
with all your friends here
While you''re drinking Bass
I''ll be reminding your wife
how stupid you are
by Fruity
With Funny Bunny
And sullen Jimmy Gerbal
we piss on Laa-Laa
by Fruity
Make bigger your text
And your message you weaken
Like uh, a balloon
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
what the fucking hell!!!!
those damn blue collar tweakers
are at it again
by Infinity
you never see them
without robes on
by jawas must be really ugly
Send me a toenail
In an enormous package
And I won"t find it
by Dr Ernest Unity
In certain wild dreams
I was you and you were me
What should I call you?
by Dr Ernest Unity
What? no more tags?
Blind one needs bigger text
two-tone cute but...Squint.
by antichrist of Babylon,
lift my cheek and.. poot !
sweet onomatopoeia
left a wet tattoo
by ash
i wrote a haiku
with one extra syllable
shame eats my organs
by chris
Get beyond I say
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
by Dr Ernest Unity
Get beyond I say
That is my advice to you
Send me a postcard
by Anonymous Poet
My subversive heart
Is thousands of feet in height
Get me a doctor
by Dr Ernest Unity
I''ve returned to say
I can break boards with my cock
Egads-a splinter!
by Dr. Ernest Unity
one two three four five
six seven eight nine and ten
eleven and twelve
by kaRa leah of dallas,
I learned something new
my gramps fell asleep smoking
beards are flammable
by manic bartender
ha ha you drunk ass
fell asleep with your head in
the toilet again
by manic bartender
I touched a moonbeam
I found in the morning dew
It smelled real funny
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
I left chocolate
On the microwave oven
And it all melted
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Little lights twinkle
Like the lights of aeroplanes
Landing at Heathrow
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
It''s on nights like this
That I like to wear my pants
And that''s about it
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
bust yo fool head in
you diss my ma, you steppin?
I pump the lead in
by ghetto
my brother got sick
he ate green olives. they were
supposed to be black
by manic bartender
can anybody
understand the singer from
deftones? hell, not me!
by manic bartender
I did it again
clicked ''enter'' way too early
give me some money
by manic bartender
I''m scared to think it -
My father comes tomorrow with
his wife. Don''t like me.
by Sherri Reid of Bellevue, USA
Open mouthed Plastic fish eyes silently stare atme unnervingly
by Sherri Reid of Bellevue, USA
Light purple flowers
decompose on top
my gravebelow cries sad tears
by Sherri Reid of Bellevue, USA
I''m sad now. They went
out without me because I
had to work. Life sucks.
by Sherri Reid of Bellevue, USA
I sit at work, staring
at my big computer screen
no one needs me now
by Sherri Reid of Bellevue, USa
The little bird chirps,
She falls out of her small nest,
She is not quite right.
by Amanda
answer the riddle:
I met jenny, broke her neck
and I drank her dry
by manic bartender
dammit, clicked send fast
sent a big slice of nothing.
here: useless last line
by manic bartender
