Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

bereft of things that really mattered
cupid lying raped and tattered
lost in pain, romance's shattered
dreams
Haiku # 17920, December 16, 2001 7:52 am ET
by ash
but then that's just the way that it goes
pseudoromantic emotional throes
less on reflection than one could suppose
he thinks
Haiku # 17919, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash
released from the bond of distorting affection
pondering over that psychic erection
telling himself in astute recollection
love stinks
Haiku # 17918, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash

the vast universe
must somehow contain life forms
that communicates

Haiku # 17917, December 16, 2001 7:46 am ET
by indiana
thinking about it
i'd rather feel your soft parts
than think about it
Haiku # 17916, December 16, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
k you are not bored,
if you are boring, face it,
you are just boring.....
Haiku # 17915, December 16, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k you should get a
Bitch biopsy, cancer of
the bitch; stop it's spread
Haiku # 17914, December 16, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
im am fat
my name erica
big nut sack
i cant get a guy
even if i zip down my fly
Haiku # 17913, December 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she facinates me
astride me, she is grinding
such a fine jiggle
Haiku # 17912, December 15, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ap
frozen homeless broad
her face a delighted mask
wow a whole dollar!

Haiku # 17911, December 15, 2001 9:53 am ET
by fuck you
horny lung pictures
pink tissue ripe for fucking
the bleach stink of cum

Haiku # 17910, December 15, 2001 9:47 am ET
by fuck you
Ben Harper cranks out
his heart, guitar becomes a
sauasge grinder for

a sensitive soul.
Haiku # 17909, December 15, 2001 9:06 am ET
by k
Homeless woman takes
my dollar. The frost covers
us tonight. And her?
Haiku # 17908, December 15, 2001 9:05 am ET
by k
i love men, really
just ones who have a brain as
big as they claim...well.....
Haiku # 17907, December 15, 2001 8:51 am ET
by k
rain arrives again
unwelcome to many but
bringing so much life
Haiku # 17906, December 15, 2001 8:49 am ET
by k
grafitti splattered
tunnels take me into the
heart of rain washed streets
Haiku # 17905, December 15, 2001 8:47 am ET
by k
Cold seizes us now,
terrible this going in.
Lights sparkle in snow.
Haiku # 17904, December 15, 2001 8:44 am ET
by k
snow downs the trees with
soft and the stars shine hard with
brilliant dead light
Haiku # 17903, December 15, 2001 8:42 am ET
by k
honestly, that should
get some of you guys going
it's been real boring

(I really did have
a lung biopsy, but it
was all for reaearch).
Haiku # 17902, December 15, 2001 6:33 am ET
by k of no action lately on badhaiku..why?
lung biopsy to-
day, and all guys want to write
about is dicks

what a surprise to
know that while I'm looking at
pictures of my lungs

guys are simply yank-
ing away at their stupid
little, unused dicks.
Haiku # 17901, December 15, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_stupidity
thers a gine in my wine
test and more tests
man i want to have sex
Haiku # 17900, December 14, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass and gum on my thumb
and genis on my penis
ohh my boner
im a stoner
Haiku # 17899, December 14, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i looked at her lucious breasts
so fine like that science test
looking at them just got me hard
i just felt like a retard
Haiku # 17898, December 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17897, December 14, 2001 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm...k sounds guilty
doesn't she? I thought I had
picked up code blue

..for a while there
Haiku # 17896, December 14, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no submit problems
here. Maybe you just need to
reboot or switch off.
Haiku # 17895, December 13, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by k
hmm didn't happen that time!
Haiku # 17894, December 13, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my browser IE 6+ has been
crashing after submitting XP home ed.
any one else? Where is everyone?
Haiku # 17893, December 13, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jump up and down ten
Times, Drink a glass of water,
What is going on?
Haiku # 17892, December 13, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Janis
janis i think your site
is giving my browser the
hicoughs.... possible?
Haiku # 17891, December 13, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A simple love awash,
Ocean of complexity,
Enjoy the voyage.
Haiku # 17890, December 13, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Canadian snow,
Brightness covers our sins,
Wash those blues away
Haiku # 17889, December 13, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 17888, December 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The ROCK Says Bjork and
The Rock says, Bjork and Coffee
The Rock says, haiku
Haiku # 17887, December 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Chaos
Haiku # 17886, December 12, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trekking where you have
never before traveled, the
sound of the leopard.
Haiku # 17885, December 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by k
She said, "I hope you
Are not alone" and, "thank-you,
Thank-you, thank-you, you".


hmmm...You looks strange if you type it over and over.
Haiku # 17884, December 12, 2001 1:50 am ET
by me, myself and I
Cyberspace goonies,
By green-skinned millions,
Stunned by their bright screens.
Haiku # 17883, December 12, 2001 1:44 am ET
by John Updike
On Jingle Bell Street
Jewels of light all aglow
chilly, chilly night
Haiku # 17882, December 11, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Emerald
Tender Elric's fall
wishing he was this kind soul
but torment was his path
Haiku # 17881, December 11, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Chaos

empty bottles float
as i sit on the pool
Haiku # 17880, December 11, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
if we now sum up
all parts on this table we can
call her jaqueline
Haiku # 17879, December 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
a layer of fat
swimming on formalin is
called cafe au lait
Haiku # 17878, December 10, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
ronin can feel her
impaled on his britney spear
pop goes the pop star
Haiku # 17877, December 10, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ash
I don't run with mox
a girl can still dream can't she?
more like a nightmare
Haiku # 17876, December 10, 2001 6:54 am ET
by mellie
:) ronin... hello
Haiku # 17875, December 10, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Emerald

.....no need to rub it
in Anonymous Poet dude
...she's fair and smart

(so bright and sunshiny)
Haiku # 17874, December 10, 2001 4:49 am ET
by ronin

eef a peec-ture paints a thou-sand wurds
then whyyy can't i paint you..................
Haiku # 17873, December 10, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ronin

yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872, December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871, December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere
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