Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

snow downs the trees with
soft and the stars shine hard with
brilliant dead light
Haiku # 17903, December 15, 2001 8:42 am ET
by k
honestly, that should
get some of you guys going
it's been real boring

(I really did have
a lung biopsy, but it
was all for reaearch).
Haiku # 17902, December 15, 2001 6:33 am ET
by k of no action lately on badhaiku..why?
lung biopsy to-
day, and all guys want to write
about is dicks

what a surprise to
know that while I'm looking at
pictures of my lungs

guys are simply yank-
ing away at their stupid
little, unused dicks.
Haiku # 17901, December 15, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_stupidity
thers a gine in my wine
test and more tests
man i want to have sex
Haiku # 17900, December 14, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass and gum on my thumb
and genis on my penis
ohh my boner
im a stoner
Haiku # 17899, December 14, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i looked at her lucious breasts
so fine like that science test
looking at them just got me hard
i just felt like a retard
Haiku # 17898, December 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17897, December 14, 2001 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm...k sounds guilty
doesn't she? I thought I had
picked up code blue

..for a while there
Haiku # 17896, December 14, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no submit problems
here. Maybe you just need to
reboot or switch off.
Haiku # 17895, December 13, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by k
hmm didn't happen that time!
Haiku # 17894, December 13, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my browser IE 6+ has been
crashing after submitting XP home ed.
any one else? Where is everyone?
Haiku # 17893, December 13, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jump up and down ten
Times, Drink a glass of water,
What is going on?
Haiku # 17892, December 13, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Janis
janis i think your site
is giving my browser the
hicoughs.... possible?
Haiku # 17891, December 13, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A simple love awash,
Ocean of complexity,
Enjoy the voyage.
Haiku # 17890, December 13, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Canadian snow,
Brightness covers our sins,
Wash those blues away
Haiku # 17889, December 13, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 17888, December 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The ROCK Says Bjork and
The Rock says, Bjork and Coffee
The Rock says, haiku
Haiku # 17887, December 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Chaos
Haiku # 17886, December 12, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trekking where you have
never before traveled, the
sound of the leopard.
Haiku # 17885, December 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by k
She said, "I hope you
Are not alone" and, "thank-you,
Thank-you, thank-you, you".


hmmm...You looks strange if you type it over and over.
Haiku # 17884, December 12, 2001 1:50 am ET
by me, myself and I
Cyberspace goonies,
By green-skinned millions,
Stunned by their bright screens.
Haiku # 17883, December 12, 2001 1:44 am ET
by John Updike
On Jingle Bell Street
Jewels of light all aglow
chilly, chilly night
Haiku # 17882, December 11, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Emerald
Tender Elric's fall
wishing he was this kind soul
but torment was his path
Haiku # 17881, December 11, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Chaos

empty bottles float
as i sit on the pool
Haiku # 17880, December 11, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
if we now sum up
all parts on this table we can
call her jaqueline
Haiku # 17879, December 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
a layer of fat
swimming on formalin is
called cafe au lait
Haiku # 17878, December 10, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
ronin can feel her
impaled on his britney spear
pop goes the pop star
Haiku # 17877, December 10, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ash
I don't run with mox
a girl can still dream can't she?
more like a nightmare
Haiku # 17876, December 10, 2001 6:54 am ET
by mellie
:) ronin... hello
Haiku # 17875, December 10, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Emerald

.....no need to rub it
in Anonymous Poet dude
...she's fair and smart

(so bright and sunshiny)
Haiku # 17874, December 10, 2001 4:49 am ET
by ronin

eef a peec-ture paints a thou-sand wurds
then whyyy can't i paint you..................
Haiku # 17873, December 10, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ronin

yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872, December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871, December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere

meestah lovah lovah!!!
.great goin great dude
...........the AP
Haiku # 17870, December 10, 2001 3:46 am ET
by ronin
>0_
...)
./.>........................0/
.............................<)
..........<0>............<.<
............(
...........>>.......<0>
........................(
.......................<.>
Haiku # 17869, December 10, 2001 3:44 am ET
by ronin

.......yowza yowza yowz
the greatest luuuv of all dudes
...britney the luuust spears

Haiku # 17868, December 10, 2001 3:33 am ET
by ronin@yeahsureinyourdreamsmelliemox
you know, britany
is so, like, original.
So intelligent!
Haiku # 17867, December 10, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
did I say you could
use my photo on here?
ask me first next time
Haiku # 17866, December 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie

Haiku # 17865, December 10, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those were sad times

when, without you,

I watched days come up

And go down again

Haiku # 17864, December 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is not easy
to be sure which
end is which of
A resting snail
Haiku # 17863, December 10, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Kapre
Haiku # 17862, December 10, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17861, December 9, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

le mouse did figure
how to bell the sleeping cat
with just a few clicks

(
Haiku # 17860, December 9, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by indiana
mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859, December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858, December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857, December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856, December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855, December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854, December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
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