Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

ronin can feel her
impaled on his britney spear
pop goes the pop star
Haiku # 17877, December 10, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ash
I don't run with mox
a girl can still dream can't she?
more like a nightmare
Haiku # 17876, December 10, 2001 6:54 am ET
by mellie
:) ronin... hello
Haiku # 17875, December 10, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Emerald

.....no need to rub it
in Anonymous Poet dude
...she's fair and smart

(so bright and sunshiny)
Haiku # 17874, December 10, 2001 4:49 am ET
by ronin

eef a peec-ture paints a thou-sand wurds
then whyyy can't i paint you..................
Haiku # 17873, December 10, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ronin

yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872, December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871, December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere

meestah lovah lovah!!!
.great goin great dude
...........the AP
Haiku # 17870, December 10, 2001 3:46 am ET
by ronin
>0_
...)
./.>........................0/
.............................<)
..........<0>............<.<
............(
...........>>.......<0>
........................(
.......................<.>
Haiku # 17869, December 10, 2001 3:44 am ET
by ronin

.......yowza yowza yowz
the greatest luuuv of all dudes
...britney the luuust spears

Haiku # 17868, December 10, 2001 3:33 am ET
by ronin@yeahsureinyourdreamsmelliemox
you know, britany
is so, like, original.
So intelligent!
Haiku # 17867, December 10, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
did I say you could
use my photo on here?
ask me first next time
Haiku # 17866, December 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie

Haiku # 17865, December 10, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those were sad times

when, without you,

I watched days come up

And go down again

Haiku # 17864, December 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is not easy
to be sure which
end is which of
A resting snail
Haiku # 17863, December 10, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Kapre
Haiku # 17862, December 10, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17861, December 9, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

le mouse did figure
how to bell the sleeping cat
with just a few clicks

(
Haiku # 17860, December 9, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by indiana
mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859, December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858, December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857, December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856, December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855, December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854, December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
bad haiku postings
they are insignificant
not to be "figured"
Haiku # 17853, December 9, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ap - but the pictures are "nice"

leyt me sey, old kay
i geyt some seysors to cut
ayn a dab of payste?
Haiku # 17852, December 9, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana


it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

Haiku # 17851, December 9, 2001 7:29 am ET
by k_against_

....sigh, the things i do
just to catch her attention
.....hoping to date her
Haiku # 17850, December 9, 2001 4:31 am ET
by ronin@gottagooutforacrashcourseoncomputerprogrammingandittechnologyinformationwhatever

........i am Jack's younger
brother, they call me Drag...just
.......plain and simple Drag
Haiku # 17849, December 9, 2001 4:29 am ET
by ronin
Bush says he has prayed
Every day since elected___
Well, so have we ALL!
Haiku # 17848, December 8, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Jay Leno
watching movies from
the seventies concerning
young skateborading guys

the dramas unfold
to cheesy soundtracks and I
wish for the 5-0.
Haiku # 17847, December 8, 2001 7:38 am ET
by k_against_
an atoll explodes
you did say bora bora ?
fire the missile tech
Haiku # 17846, December 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by ash
like the garden show
as peter cundall would say :
"look, it's dead easy....."
Haiku # 17845, December 8, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ash
when you go to war
with friends like america
who needs enemies ?
Haiku # 17844, December 8, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash

......no can do birdman
no one's having my cookies
........except for janis
Haiku # 17843, December 8, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ronin@howaboutstartinwithyourpicskbabelikewhenyouwerealotyoungerincollege
you know, this is a
really lame webiste, just a
few people flaming.....
Haiku # 17842, December 8, 2001 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
visit me website:
at geocities.com
/pterodactylman
Haiku # 17841, December 7, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
under starry skies
forever's not hard to see...
-look at the black bits
Haiku # 17840, December 7, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
mobile phones on trains
looking smaller all the time
I shove them up bums
Haiku # 17839, December 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
wearing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17838, December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
weraing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17837, December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
in the knitting room
old folks are sharing needles
never hearing aids
Haiku # 17836, December 7, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
Walt disney once said:
"It's a Small World After All"
now HE'S in a fridge
Haiku # 17835, December 7, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
I lift up your head
and you respond with sweetness
my PEZ dispenser
Haiku # 17834, December 7, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
blind children eating
spotty broth using fingers
braille alphabet soup
Haiku # 17833, December 7, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
........four vacinations........
....and pills for malaria........
...so what are these dots????.....
Haiku # 17832, December 7, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by ..s...c....o...t....t......
....i figured it out................
......all these dots are left over....
....from the failed dot coms......
Haiku # 17831, December 7, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ...s..c...o...t...t....
..like i got nothing
...........to do but pretend i'm you
.....................i'll take some dots, though
Haiku # 17830, December 7, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by scott

..show my face, you say?
it's one you'd like to sit on
....and grind in-between
Haiku # 17829, December 7, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ronin

..the last one is for
the Anonymous Poet
.regarding mox pox

Haiku # 17828, December 7, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin
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