Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872, December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871, December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere

meestah lovah lovah!!!
.great goin great dude
...........the AP
Haiku # 17870, December 10, 2001 3:46 am ET
by ronin
>0_
...)
./.>........................0/
.............................<)
..........<0>............<.<
............(
...........>>.......<0>
........................(
.......................<.>
Haiku # 17869, December 10, 2001 3:44 am ET
by ronin

.......yowza yowza yowz
the greatest luuuv of all dudes
...britney the luuust spears

Haiku # 17868, December 10, 2001 3:33 am ET
by ronin@yeahsureinyourdreamsmelliemox
you know, britany
is so, like, original.
So intelligent!
Haiku # 17867, December 10, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
did I say you could
use my photo on here?
ask me first next time
Haiku # 17866, December 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie

Haiku # 17865, December 10, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those were sad times

when, without you,

I watched days come up

And go down again

Haiku # 17864, December 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is not easy
to be sure which
end is which of
A resting snail
Haiku # 17863, December 10, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Kapre
Haiku # 17862, December 10, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17861, December 9, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

le mouse did figure
how to bell the sleeping cat
with just a few clicks

(
Haiku # 17860, December 9, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by indiana
mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859, December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858, December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857, December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856, December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855, December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854, December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
bad haiku postings
they are insignificant
not to be "figured"
Haiku # 17853, December 9, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ap - but the pictures are "nice"

leyt me sey, old kay
i geyt some seysors to cut
ayn a dab of payste?
Haiku # 17852, December 9, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana


it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

Haiku # 17851, December 9, 2001 7:29 am ET
by k_against_

....sigh, the things i do
just to catch her attention
.....hoping to date her
Haiku # 17850, December 9, 2001 4:31 am ET
by ronin@gottagooutforacrashcourseoncomputerprogrammingandittechnologyinformationwhatever

........i am Jack's younger
brother, they call me Drag...just
.......plain and simple Drag
Haiku # 17849, December 9, 2001 4:29 am ET
by ronin
Bush says he has prayed
Every day since elected___
Well, so have we ALL!
Haiku # 17848, December 8, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Jay Leno
watching movies from
the seventies concerning
young skateborading guys

the dramas unfold
to cheesy soundtracks and I
wish for the 5-0.
Haiku # 17847, December 8, 2001 7:38 am ET
by k_against_
an atoll explodes
you did say bora bora ?
fire the missile tech
Haiku # 17846, December 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by ash
like the garden show
as peter cundall would say :
"look, it's dead easy....."
Haiku # 17845, December 8, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ash
when you go to war
with friends like america
who needs enemies ?
Haiku # 17844, December 8, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash

......no can do birdman
no one's having my cookies
........except for janis
Haiku # 17843, December 8, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ronin@howaboutstartinwithyourpicskbabelikewhenyouwerealotyoungerincollege
you know, this is a
really lame webiste, just a
few people flaming.....
Haiku # 17842, December 8, 2001 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
visit me website:
at geocities.com
/pterodactylman
Haiku # 17841, December 7, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
under starry skies
forever's not hard to see...
-look at the black bits
Haiku # 17840, December 7, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
mobile phones on trains
looking smaller all the time
I shove them up bums
Haiku # 17839, December 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
wearing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17838, December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
weraing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17837, December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
in the knitting room
old folks are sharing needles
never hearing aids
Haiku # 17836, December 7, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
Walt disney once said:
"It's a Small World After All"
now HE'S in a fridge
Haiku # 17835, December 7, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
I lift up your head
and you respond with sweetness
my PEZ dispenser
Haiku # 17834, December 7, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
blind children eating
spotty broth using fingers
braille alphabet soup
Haiku # 17833, December 7, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
........four vacinations........
....and pills for malaria........
...so what are these dots????.....
Haiku # 17832, December 7, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by ..s...c....o...t....t......
....i figured it out................
......all these dots are left over....
....from the failed dot coms......
Haiku # 17831, December 7, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ...s..c...o...t...t....
..like i got nothing
...........to do but pretend i'm you
.....................i'll take some dots, though
Haiku # 17830, December 7, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by scott

..show my face, you say?
it's one you'd like to sit on
....and grind in-between
Haiku # 17829, December 7, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ronin

..the last one is for
the Anonymous Poet
.regarding mox pox

Haiku # 17828, December 7, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin

......your frontal weggie
is what mox would like to see
.....you better watch out

..(the guy's deeply obsessed)
Haiku # 17827, December 7, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin

.....yo sweet chika k
......a little sincerity
there on your part, babe

.....(let's chacha and
......shake the world)
Haiku # 17826, December 7, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by ronin@youmeanyou'reseparated/divorcedorjustplainlydumped?

..17824
aint mine
Haiku # 17825, December 7, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ronin@mebbeitsscottormox
We will found the first
Clone empire; Dolly the Sheep......
Be my lady love!!
Haiku # 17824, December 7, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
One eyed dogs playing
with pointed cats eating cornmeal
and shooting snake eyes
Haiku # 17823, December 7, 2001 10:24 am ET
by BKL
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