Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...


..show my face, you say?
it's one you'd like to sit on
....and grind in-between
Haiku # 17829, December 7, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ronin

..the last one is for
the Anonymous Poet
.regarding mox pox

Haiku # 17828, December 7, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin

......your frontal weggie
is what mox would like to see
.....you better watch out

..(the guy's deeply obsessed)
Haiku # 17827, December 7, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin

.....yo sweet chika k
......a little sincerity
there on your part, babe

.....(let's chacha and
......shake the world)
Haiku # 17826, December 7, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by ronin@youmeanyou'reseparated/divorcedorjustplainlydumped?

..17824
aint mine
Haiku # 17825, December 7, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ronin@mebbeitsscottormox
We will found the first
Clone empire; Dolly the Sheep......
Be my lady love!!
Haiku # 17824, December 7, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
One eyed dogs playing
with pointed cats eating cornmeal
and shooting snake eyes
Haiku # 17823, December 7, 2001 10:24 am ET
by BKL
hail literati
yet another place to be
crap on you there too
Haiku # 17822, December 7, 2001 8:02 am ET
by ash
across ur face i see
none but grazing sheep
i never understand
Haiku # 17821, December 7, 2001 5:39 am ET
by guava
playing yahoo games
late at night again makes me
feel less alone at

this forlorn hour
Haiku # 17820, December 7, 2001 5:31 am ET
by k_against_everyone of literati gaming room
you know...this is just
bad haiku, not a really
important concept.
Haiku # 17819, December 7, 2001 4:27 am ET
by k_against_ of standards lowered...get a grip and show your face!
i've nothing to say
but i'll post this anyway
standards are lowered
Haiku # 17818, December 7, 2001 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17816, December 7, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

ive been set up
........again
Haiku # 17815, December 6, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ronin
gotcha!

Haiku # 17814, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17813, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17812, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
;) ...... (.)(.)
Haiku # 17811, December 6, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winter's frigid breeze,
Again it is stiff nipple time,
Men's icicle eyes ;)
Haiku # 17810, December 6, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's say Burger King
Started serving hummus and
tabouli, 'wich? help...
Haiku # 17809, December 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by BKM

......how about let's see
singapore or say hongkong
..hongkong would be best
Haiku # 17808, December 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@finally
memory craps thus
such lapses of synapses
so subtly traps us

Haiku # 17807, December 6, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ash
the shame of it all
that was of course THAN june 4
ahead of my time
Haiku # 17806, December 6, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
Haiku # 17805, December 6, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ash... even more topical that june 4
living on the edge
one can choose to go over
or to go under
Haiku # 17804, December 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by ash
ok mr. ronin,
when is our first date and where?
A girl needs to know.
Haiku # 17803, December 6, 2001 6:14 am ET
by k_against_ of san francisco actually, ronin thinks it's oregon because like most guys, he didn't pay close enough attention
so flatter yourself
it's not like anyone else
is going to do it
Haiku # 17802, December 6, 2001 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you think she would blush
about my frontal wegie
haiku ronin?___Nah!!

Haiku # 17801, December 6, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

............k is all silent
..mebbe she's a bit conscious
......blushing and flushing

(or mebbe i just flatter myself)
Haiku # 17800, December 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ronin@goodmorningoregon
Young Santa at christmas,
Would bring all the bad, bad girls,
A frontal wegie //^\
Haiku # 17799, December 5, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look under the tree
wrapped in a pretty red bow
it's... grandma's new cock
Haiku # 17798, December 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17796, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17795, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17794, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17793, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17792, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17791, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
the smells transports me
coriander, tumeric...
but i'll take a plane
Haiku # 17790, December 5, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
sun, hot red curry, tramping
escaping winter
Haiku # 17789, December 5, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by scott
stuff and things and stuff
the missing nervous world when
all is said and done

Haiku # 17788, December 5, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Moxie
why does everyone
insist on sleeping at night?
The gym was empty...
Haiku # 17787, December 5, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k of 4:18am
buzz buzz buzz buzz
shut up and drool some more
im not sure youre asleep
Haiku # 17786, December 5, 2001 3:21 am ET
by guava
I want my girl back
vanished at a cracking pace
looking through her bones
Haiku # 17785, December 5, 2001 3:18 am ET
by mellie
now come night's season
play beneath lights
breath's chance
Haiku # 17784, December 5, 2001 3:10 am ET
by guava
toddle through nowhere
jumps delight beware
i come
Haiku # 17783, December 5, 2001 12:04 am ET
by guava
lube of gone stupid
life's caress has waned
duty forever compelled
Haiku # 17782, December 5, 2001 12:02 am ET
by guava
i'd love a segue
from my little cubicle
to my swinging pad
Haiku # 17781, December 4, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by scott
only Prince could write
a pro-feminist song that's
called "Pussy Control"
Haiku # 17780, December 4, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by are you ready?
*fArT*
Haiku # 17779, December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A moxie flood?__no :(
Rather a moxie fugue, from
The very depths of HELL
Haiku # 17778, December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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