Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Ask frozen water,
To lift it's icy faces,
The Almighty Sun____
Haiku # 17777, December 4, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me a Segway,
I will leave this earth cleaner,
Slug-slime-like paths gone_________
Haiku # 17776, December 4, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of a parked Segway
Haiku # 17775, December 4, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked bicycle

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked Segway
Haiku # 17774, December 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is sweetness
in the trees, and fireflies
lose count of the leaves

But Moxie still sucks ass
Haiku # 17773, December 4, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
being a loser has
certain advantages
like not caring

about self looks
Haiku # 17772, December 4, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
she stands at the well
thirsting for life eternal
shall we drink there now?
Haiku # 17771, December 4, 2001 10:04 am ET
by Moxie

............real cute k babe
though i am more more handsome
..........young and virile, too
Haiku # 17770, December 4, 2001 8:13 am ET
by ronin
robert de niro
has a good name for haiku
not schwartzenagger
Haiku # 17769, December 4, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
for syllables
pictures paint a thousand words
more than seventeen
Haiku # 17768, December 4, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ash


ronin as a real
manger would be something
to behold. Back to WORK!
Haiku # 17767, December 4, 2001 3:43 am ET
by k_against_
Class inheritance
is something I wrestle with.
The Python tightens

it's coils and it
seems like network programming
suddenly gets clear

er. Nice magic verse!
Haiku # 17766, December 4, 2001 3:39 am ET
by k_against_class_divisions of taking my own exam, if I pass, i get a job, if I fail, bills go unpaid.

we've been set up!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 17765, December 4, 2001 3:36 am ET
by ronin

............i had my exams
everyone Would breeze through it
.............it was too easy

.........(something is fishy...
........coz, if so, things being
.........equal, the seniors get
.........the promotion. DAMN)
Haiku # 17764, December 4, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ronin@hikhijanis
just for the record,
i was impersonated..
not my blah blah blah's

Haiku # 17763, December 4, 2001 2:55 am ET
by the real scott in 2D
dead cat on the road
it was a sure thing that it
would squish just so and freeze
Haiku # 17762, December 3, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by Chris of left of the wide spot in the road
this is weird because
i can do whatever I
want and don't get caught
Haiku # 17761, December 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by chris of I DA Ho!
Cold is moving in
even jacking off gets hard
snow and ice aint nice
Haiku # 17760, December 3, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by chris of Pocatello, Idaho
this is a strange site
why are you guys writing all this
haiku? Nothing else to do?
Haiku # 17759, December 3, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by chris
t!
Haiku # 17758, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by wha?
huh?
Haiku # 17757, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?q
huh?
Haiku # 17756, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?
huh?
Haiku # 17755, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?
huh?
Haiku # 17754, December 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by huh?


blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 17753, December 3, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by scott
http://65.184.26.213/badhaiku/dis.gif

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 17752, December 3, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by scott
my incantations
don't always work the first time
pardon the brimstone
Haiku # 17751, December 3, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by scott (the last two posts work fine on my Mac, not at all on my PC)
Haiku # 17750, December 3, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by scott in 2D, take II
badhaikuboy
Haiku # 17749, December 3, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by scott in 2D or less
whatever happened
to this poor kid Jeremy?
did we scare him off?
Haiku # 17748, December 3, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by k of i mena he just wrote haiku about computers after all
i know the password
security, privacy
take your pic (a pun!)

who else has figured
out the guarded secret of
the sorcerer's stoned?
Haiku # 17747, December 3, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by k_against_passwords of Jeremy is too innocuous to be scott
what is the password?
it's a magical riddle:
speak friend, and enter
Haiku # 17746, December 3, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by scott (naively hoping the magic is used for good...) of Void That Binds
don't know if i want
to post my pic where a bunch
of drunks write haiku
Haiku # 17745, December 3, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by k_against_
the mystery solved!
at long last, the truth revealed:
scott is
Haiku # 17744, December 3, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by scott in 3D (drink plenty of water, my friend)
we are not like one
another, makes the whole thing
worth while...competing?

over what?
Haiku # 17743, December 3, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Moxie
I hear imaptient rips
in the paper next to me
saying, I am in a hurry
Haiku # 17742, December 3, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
tell me about how
people do the irredeeming thing
people just do that
Haiku # 17741, December 3, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Mox
Sense of humor, change...
The gothic women of the
world are an all out cure
Haiku # 17740, December 3, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Mox

i theenk i could luv ya janis
thaks for clearin the filters
but its steel toughh
Haiku # 17739, December 3, 2001 10:43 am ET
by ronin

how ya doin mox
stop being in
and be a
regular guy

hastah leh veestuh
mistah luvah luvah
Haiku # 17738, December 3, 2001 10:40 am ET
by ronin
Life's full of cheap shots
some are a bargain, some don't change
moving on but not so
Haiku # 17737, December 3, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Moxie

see yhou around k broad
hope you're as pretty
as you'reh pics
Haiku # 17736, December 3, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ronin

i know dude mox
but you're bi
that's y d derogatory
remark
got it dude
Haiku # 17735, December 3, 2001 10:35 am ET
by ronin

cathc (hic) you around
.....gotta go, baby j
..show us your pic ass
Haiku # 17734, December 3, 2001 10:34 am ET
by ronin@justhadcobravileandimdamnhorNhyy
(psst...I'm a guy...)...

The silent instant
messages saged a bit of
peace, and time outs
Haiku # 17733, December 3, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Mox

.........fuck it moxie lass
you're still damn frickin around
........no time for foggies

.......(just kiddin around)
Haiku # 17732, December 3, 2001 10:31 am ET
by ronin
Competition is
happiness for a short time
it's gotta be fun
Haiku # 17731, December 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Mox

im supposed to take
.managerial exams
i chose to be drunk
Haiku # 17730, December 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by ronin@hichichic

........jeremy is scott
people tend to talk more to
....themselves in this site
Haiku # 17729, December 3, 2001 10:27 am ET
by ronin@Wyou'resoobviousdudeduuuh

.......who the hell is he
he looks like he's a retard
....one with a syndrome

....(world series sucks)
Haiku # 17728, December 3, 2001 10:23 am ET
by ronin@sokisjanis.hitherejanis
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