Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

i know the password
security, privacy
take your pic (a pun!)

who else has figured
out the guarded secret of
the sorcerer's stoned?
Haiku # 17747, December 3, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by k_against_passwords of Jeremy is too innocuous to be scott
what is the password?
it's a magical riddle:
speak friend, and enter
Haiku # 17746, December 3, 2001 6:11 pm ET
by scott (naively hoping the magic is used for good...) of Void That Binds
don't know if i want
to post my pic where a bunch
of drunks write haiku
Haiku # 17745, December 3, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by k_against_
the mystery solved!
at long last, the truth revealed:
scott is
Haiku # 17744, December 3, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by scott in 3D (drink plenty of water, my friend)
we are not like one
another, makes the whole thing
worth while...competing?

over what?
Haiku # 17743, December 3, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Moxie
I hear imaptient rips
in the paper next to me
saying, I am in a hurry
Haiku # 17742, December 3, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
tell me about how
people do the irredeeming thing
people just do that
Haiku # 17741, December 3, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Mox
Sense of humor, change...
The gothic women of the
world are an all out cure
Haiku # 17740, December 3, 2001 10:47 am ET
by Mox

i theenk i could luv ya janis
thaks for clearin the filters
but its steel toughh
Haiku # 17739, December 3, 2001 10:43 am ET
by ronin

how ya doin mox
stop being in
and be a
regular guy

hastah leh veestuh
mistah luvah luvah
Haiku # 17738, December 3, 2001 10:40 am ET
by ronin
Life's full of cheap shots
some are a bargain, some don't change
moving on but not so
Haiku # 17737, December 3, 2001 10:40 am ET
by Moxie

see yhou around k broad
hope you're as pretty
as you'reh pics
Haiku # 17736, December 3, 2001 10:38 am ET
by ronin

i know dude mox
but you're bi
that's y d derogatory
remark
got it dude
Haiku # 17735, December 3, 2001 10:35 am ET
by ronin

cathc (hic) you around
.....gotta go, baby j
..show us your pic ass
Haiku # 17734, December 3, 2001 10:34 am ET
by ronin@justhadcobravileandimdamnhorNhyy
(psst...I'm a guy...)...

The silent instant
messages saged a bit of
peace, and time outs
Haiku # 17733, December 3, 2001 10:33 am ET
by Mox

.........fuck it moxie lass
you're still damn frickin around
........no time for foggies

.......(just kiddin around)
Haiku # 17732, December 3, 2001 10:31 am ET
by ronin
Competition is
happiness for a short time
it's gotta be fun
Haiku # 17731, December 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by Mox

im supposed to take
.managerial exams
i chose to be drunk
Haiku # 17730, December 3, 2001 10:29 am ET
by ronin@hichichic

........jeremy is scott
people tend to talk more to
....themselves in this site
Haiku # 17729, December 3, 2001 10:27 am ET
by ronin@Wyou'resoobviousdudeduuuh

.......who the hell is he
he looks like he's a retard
....one with a syndrome

....(world series sucks)
Haiku # 17728, December 3, 2001 10:23 am ET
by ronin@sokisjanis.hitherejanis
.....Ronin, you do tend
to flatter yourself. Instead
I was referring .....

Haiku # 17727, December 3, 2001 9:07 am ET
by the Investigator of having figured out how to upload also

....hey, more than one owns
this site unless, of course, she's
.........tied to one or more

(my pc reg and mail's secured)
Haiku # 17726, December 3, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ronin@reallysherlockyougooddobetterthanthat

H A P P Y B I R T H D AY

B R I T N E Y S P E A RS

WE LUBYA LUBYA !!!
Haiku # 17725, December 3, 2001 7:28 am ET
by ronin@WOOWOOWOO
hey aramaeic
is a tough language to read.
For one who seems smart

it wasn't very
intelligent to leave your
full name everywhere.
Haiku # 17724, December 3, 2001 3:46 am ET
by the Investigator of to judg3
note to jeremy:
i'd suggest an alias
things get quite rough here
Haiku # 17723, December 3, 2001 3:19 am ET
by scott in 17D (strung out)
one ex-girlfriend thought
'the best things in life are free"
she gave stolen goods
Haiku # 17722, December 3, 2001 3:01 am ET
by scott in 1.75D

.........my kids all around me
with my seat and space so cramped
..............i yield to bugs b
Haiku # 17721, December 3, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ronin@sigh

.....something in the air...
.a whiff of fresh cold whisper:
........it is christmas time

(what magic to make us more
............human again)
Haiku # 17720, December 3, 2001 2:21 am ET
by ronin@

...i'm of mixed blood, the
result of which is perfect...
.......perfectly bloody

..(so who says i cant self-
...........deprecate)
Haiku # 17719, December 3, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ronin
......yuletide carolers
make me reminisce of old
...and bygone decades

.....that were so full of
child-like expections and
........sweet naivete

(just a coupla tens, unlike...)

Haiku # 17718, December 3, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ronin

home from work early
but on official business
....i now write haiku

....(no such thing as
....homophobic, only
....dementia praecox
........for foggies)
Haiku # 17717, December 3, 2001 1:47 am ET
by ronin@psychisbeyondyoufaeriequeen
I really thought that
homophobia just meant,
hatred of moxie
Haiku # 17716, December 2, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
have you pondered it?
'Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
strange yet somehow true
Haiku # 17715, December 2, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by scott in 1.5D of from deep inside the mandlebrot set
$$$$$
$$$$$$$
$$$$$
Haiku # 17714, December 2, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when one spams here like
I have in the past, it is
selfish, and, stupid

Haiku # 17711, December 2, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of repents of selfish stupidity
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please

Haiku # 17710, December 2, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The militias, some
want to hide in the past and
cause fear, like they are...
Haiku # 17709, December 2, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Moxie
homophobia
is the hobby of a few
who are quite suspect
Haiku # 17708, December 2, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by Moxie
k, I know you think I'm a nitwit but I still like your pictures...please don't stop posting them due to that fact...

Scrawled poetry in pen
on a wall saying call me for
some hot night, fading
Haiku # 17707, December 2, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Click click click click click
My zip drive makes loud noises
Warranty expired
Haiku # 17706, December 2, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
C P U overheats
The fan, it has fallen off
Now a paperweight
Haiku # 17705, December 2, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
If your printer jams
Call an H P repairman
Or warranty void
Haiku # 17704, December 2, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
So the last few posts
were not mine and not very
good imitations
Haiku # 17703, December 2, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by k_against_bad_imitations
i agree with you
nazi bastars are awful...
and you were saying?
Haiku # 17702, December 2, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by ap
fuck the entire
world, it's so damn gay, i hate
you nazi bastars
Haiku # 17701, December 2, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by k_against_the_whole_fucking_world
first kookaburra
at two fifty four am
awake new day now
Haiku # 17700, December 2, 2001 11:54 am ET
by mellie


img src='http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg'
Haiku # 17699, December 2, 2001 8:03 am ET
by lance


http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg

Haiku # 17698, December 2, 2001 7:56 am ET
by lance
sylvia plath would
have been proud I guess and you
sometimes write good verse

but sometimes it's just
downright silly or it's sick.
Try concentrating
Haiku # 17697, December 2, 2001 7:45 am ET
by k
moonlit mount coolum
old woman wet fringe sighing
scribbly gums stand tall

a crow in the dark
unreal cawing so spooky
maroochy flows past
Haiku # 17696, December 2, 2001 7:39 am ET
by mellie
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