Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

fuck the entire
world, it's so damn gay, i hate
you nazi bastars
Haiku # 17701, December 2, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by k_against_the_whole_fucking_world
first kookaburra
at two fifty four am
awake new day now
Haiku # 17700, December 2, 2001 11:54 am ET
by mellie


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Haiku # 17699, December 2, 2001 8:03 am ET
by lance


http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg

Haiku # 17698, December 2, 2001 7:56 am ET
by lance
sylvia plath would
have been proud I guess and you
sometimes write good verse

but sometimes it's just
downright silly or it's sick.
Try concentrating
Haiku # 17697, December 2, 2001 7:45 am ET
by k
moonlit mount coolum
old woman wet fringe sighing
scribbly gums stand tall

a crow in the dark
unreal cawing so spooky
maroochy flows past
Haiku # 17696, December 2, 2001 7:39 am ET
by mellie
seems like thousands of
Afgani civilian deaths
are better than our

military per
sonel who dont get scratches
but all the glory
Haiku # 17695, December 2, 2001 7:32 am ET
by k_against_stupid_military_decisions
drunk slightly on czech
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder

dies
Haiku # 17694, December 2, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k_against_???
trying to get rid
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
Haiku # 17693, December 2, 2001 7:14 am ET
by k_against
for the most part green
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
Haiku # 17692, December 2, 2001 5:26 am ET
by ash
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
Haiku # 17691, December 1, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k_against_ of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
Haiku # 17690, December 1, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by k_against_homophobia of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?

.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay

....(or just a regular chick)
Haiku # 17689, December 1, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ronin
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?

No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.

(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
Haiku # 17688, December 1, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by we're all against k
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
Haiku # 17687, December 1, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by we're all against k
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet

ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
Haiku # 17686, December 1, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by k_against_lame_little_boys_who_can't actually_hack
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
Haiku # 17685, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by k_against_flooder
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17684, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17683, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17682, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17681, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17680, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17679, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17678, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17677, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17676, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17675, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17674, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17673, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17672, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17671, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17670, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17669, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17668, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17667, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17666, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17665, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17664, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17663, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17662, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17661, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17660, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17659, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17658, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17657, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17656, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17655, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17654, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17653, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17652, December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
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