Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 317 Days and 78436 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 317 Days and 78436 Haiku later...
drunk slightly on czech
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder
dies
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder
dies
by
trying to get rid
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
by
for the most part green
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
by
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
by of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
by of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?
.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay
....(or just a regular chick)
by
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?
No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.
(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?
No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.
(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
by
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
by
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet
ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet
ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
by
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
by
Oregon, our Al
ma Mater, we will guard thee
on and on. Gather
round and cheer her, chant
her glory Oregon. Roar
the praises for Mighty Oregon!
by of Mighty Oregon
it's that time again
rain sleeting down surprising
all the newscasters,
Oregonians
are used to it, it's the Big Day
and the Ducks will win.
by of Back in the Civil War, fighting for the National Chamiopship. I'm not usually a football fan but...when you're ranked 5th in th
The christmas season
makes people do crazy things
like writing haiku
makes people do crazy things
like writing haiku
by of philadelphia
..an etched cross, i see
drawn in the vicissitudes
.....of space and time
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