Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 317 Days and 78436 Haiku later...
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
Haiku # 17691 ↗ December 1, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k_against_ of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
Haiku # 17690 ↗ December 1, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by k_against_homophobia of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?

.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay

....(or just a regular chick)
Haiku # 17689 ↗ December 1, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ronin
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?

No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.

(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
Haiku # 17688 ↗ December 1, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by we're all against k
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
Haiku # 17687 ↗ December 1, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by we're all against k
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet

ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
Haiku # 17686 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by k_against_lame_little_boys_who_can't actually_hack
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
Haiku # 17685 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by k_against_flooder
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17684 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17683 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17682 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17681 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17680 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17679 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17678 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17677 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17676 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17675 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17674 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17673 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17672 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17671 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17670 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17669 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17668 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17667 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17666 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17665 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17664 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17663 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17662 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17661 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17660 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17659 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17658 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17657 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17656 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17655 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17654 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17653 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17652 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17651 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17650 ↗ December 1, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by we're all against k
h
Haiku # 17649 ↗ December 1, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by h


Oregon, our Al
ma Mater, we will guard thee
on and on. Gather

round and cheer her, chant
her glory Oregon. Roar
the praises for Mighty Oregon!
Haiku # 17647 ↗ December 1, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by k_against_Corvallis of Mighty Oregon


it's that time again
rain sleeting down surprising
all the newscasters,

Oregonians
are used to it, it's the Big Day
and the Ducks will win.

Haiku # 17646 ↗ December 1, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by k_against_the_OSU_Beavers of Back in the Civil War, fighting for the National Chamiopship. I'm not usually a football fan but...when you're ranked 5th in th
The christmas season
makes people do crazy things
like writing haiku
Haiku # 17645 ↗ December 1, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Ryan Baxter of philadelphia

..an etched cross, i see
drawn in the vicissitudes
.....of space and time
Haiku # 17644 ↗ December 1, 2001 8:47 am ET
by ronin@whatsthisanewsiteforthehackin?

.....i am impressed k
though i refuse to admit
...how about your pic

.(mellie you scare me)
Haiku # 17643 ↗ December 1, 2001 8:33 am ET
by ronin@jackandilookabitalikeatfirstglance


When I was younger
I taped every episode
of 5-0. Book 'em!
Haiku # 17642 ↗ December 1, 2001 7:15 am ET
by k_against_people_who_demean_Hawaii_5_0


wandering in this
world sometimes beauty meets us
and we run like hell.
Haiku # 17641 ↗ December 1, 2001 7:13 am ET
by k_against