Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

note to jeremy:
i'd suggest an alias
things get quite rough here
Haiku # 17723, December 3, 2001 3:19 am ET
by scott in 17D (strung out)
one ex-girlfriend thought
'the best things in life are free"
she gave stolen goods
Haiku # 17722, December 3, 2001 3:01 am ET
by scott in 1.75D

.........my kids all around me
with my seat and space so cramped
..............i yield to bugs b
Haiku # 17721, December 3, 2001 2:23 am ET
by ronin@sigh

.....something in the air...
.a whiff of fresh cold whisper:
........it is christmas time

(what magic to make us more
............human again)
Haiku # 17720, December 3, 2001 2:21 am ET
by ronin@

...i'm of mixed blood, the
result of which is perfect...
.......perfectly bloody

..(so who says i cant self-
...........deprecate)
Haiku # 17719, December 3, 2001 2:16 am ET
by ronin
......yuletide carolers
make me reminisce of old
...and bygone decades

.....that were so full of
child-like expections and
........sweet naivete

(just a coupla tens, unlike...)

Haiku # 17718, December 3, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ronin

home from work early
but on official business
....i now write haiku

....(no such thing as
....homophobic, only
....dementia praecox
........for foggies)
Haiku # 17717, December 3, 2001 1:47 am ET
by ronin@psychisbeyondyoufaeriequeen
I really thought that
homophobia just meant,
hatred of moxie
Haiku # 17716, December 2, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
have you pondered it?
'Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
strange yet somehow true
Haiku # 17715, December 2, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by scott in 1.5D of from deep inside the mandlebrot set
$$$$$
$$$$$$$
$$$$$
Haiku # 17714, December 2, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
when one spams here like
I have in the past, it is
selfish, and, stupid

Haiku # 17711, December 2, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by Moxie of repents of selfish stupidity
Betty LeBomb is
The lamest person online
Rape and kill her Please

Haiku # 17710, December 2, 2001 10:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The militias, some
want to hide in the past and
cause fear, like they are...
Haiku # 17709, December 2, 2001 10:04 pm ET
by Moxie
homophobia
is the hobby of a few
who are quite suspect
Haiku # 17708, December 2, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by Moxie
k, I know you think I'm a nitwit but I still like your pictures...please don't stop posting them due to that fact...

Scrawled poetry in pen
on a wall saying call me for
some hot night, fading
Haiku # 17707, December 2, 2001 10:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Click click click click click
My zip drive makes loud noises
Warranty expired
Haiku # 17706, December 2, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
C P U overheats
The fan, it has fallen off
Now a paperweight
Haiku # 17705, December 2, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
If your printer jams
Call an H P repairman
Or warranty void
Haiku # 17704, December 2, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Jeremy Pavleck of Chicago
So the last few posts
were not mine and not very
good imitations
Haiku # 17703, December 2, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by k_against_bad_imitations
i agree with you
nazi bastars are awful...
and you were saying?
Haiku # 17702, December 2, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by ap
fuck the entire
world, it's so damn gay, i hate
you nazi bastars
Haiku # 17701, December 2, 2001 1:57 pm ET
by k_against_the_whole_fucking_world
first kookaburra
at two fifty four am
awake new day now
Haiku # 17700, December 2, 2001 11:54 am ET
by mellie


img src='http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg'
Haiku # 17699, December 2, 2001 8:03 am ET
by lance


http://www.britneyspears.com/images/gallery/blue/img_lg_blue_05.jpg

Haiku # 17698, December 2, 2001 7:56 am ET
by lance
sylvia plath would
have been proud I guess and you
sometimes write good verse

but sometimes it's just
downright silly or it's sick.
Try concentrating
Haiku # 17697, December 2, 2001 7:45 am ET
by k
moonlit mount coolum
old woman wet fringe sighing
scribbly gums stand tall

a crow in the dark
unreal cawing so spooky
maroochy flows past
Haiku # 17696, December 2, 2001 7:39 am ET
by mellie
seems like thousands of
Afgani civilian deaths
are better than our

military per
sonel who dont get scratches
but all the glory
Haiku # 17695, December 2, 2001 7:32 am ET
by k_against_stupid_military_decisions
drunk slightly on czech
liquor, i hope the hiccups
stop and the flooder

dies
Haiku # 17694, December 2, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k_against_???
trying to get rid
of the hiccups, but I can't
get any peace from them.
Haiku # 17693, December 2, 2001 7:14 am ET
by k_against
for the most part green
some orange, red or yellow
cherry tomatoes
Haiku # 17692, December 2, 2001 5:26 am ET
by ash
wonder where ronin
lives? East Coast? Toronto? or
meebe the Midvest.
Haiku # 17691, December 1, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by k_against_ of about to go out to a party where I will get drunk on Czech liquor and see others
I'd say the butthole
surfer in this crowd is the
young flooder below.
Haiku # 17690, December 1, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by k_against_homophobia of a regular chick actually, but why should it really matter?

.....why more pics of men
rather than of trees and grass
......are you a damn gay

....(or just a regular chick)
Haiku # 17689, December 1, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by ronin
Your name says that I
"can't actually hack". Did
I ever say that?

No, I didn't. So
stop making up facts, and THINK!
I'm sure you have a brain.

(on second thought, maybe you don't....)
Haiku # 17688, December 1, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by we're all against k
So it's not the best
way. Like I give a fuck. It
worked, plus you suck dick.
Haiku # 17687, December 1, 2001 10:36 pm ET
by we're all against k
You know if you were
USING a brain you would have
figured out a bet

ter way. But mensa
qualified you are not! So
go play somewhere else.
Haiku # 17686, December 1, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by k_against_lame_little_boys_who_can't actually_hack
You mean that's the only
creative response you've got?
What a moron!
Haiku # 17685, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by k_against_flooder
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17684, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17683, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17682, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17681, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17680, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17679, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17678, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17677, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17676, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17675, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17674, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17673, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
k, you're so damn gay,
with all your crappy pictures,
so I think I'll flood.
Haiku # 17672, December 1, 2001 9:21 pm ET
by we're all against k
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