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Haiku # 17814, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17813, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17812, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
;) ...... (.)(.)
Haiku # 17811, December 6, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winter's frigid breeze,
Again it is stiff nipple time,
Men's icicle eyes ;)
Haiku # 17810, December 6, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's say Burger King
Started serving hummus and
tabouli, 'wich? help...
Haiku # 17809, December 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by BKM

......how about let's see
singapore or say hongkong
..hongkong would be best
Haiku # 17808, December 6, 2001 10:03 am ET
by ronin@finally
memory craps thus
such lapses of synapses
so subtly traps us

Haiku # 17807, December 6, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ash
the shame of it all
that was of course THAN june 4
ahead of my time
Haiku # 17806, December 6, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ash
oh so much hamas
thickly spread over the news
yet no tabooli
Haiku # 17805, December 6, 2001 8:21 am ET
by ash... even more topical that june 4
living on the edge
one can choose to go over
or to go under
Haiku # 17804, December 6, 2001 8:17 am ET
by ash
ok mr. ronin,
when is our first date and where?
A girl needs to know.
Haiku # 17803, December 6, 2001 6:14 am ET
by k_against_ of san francisco actually, ronin thinks it's oregon because like most guys, he didn't pay close enough attention
so flatter yourself
it's not like anyone else
is going to do it
Haiku # 17802, December 6, 2001 3:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you think she would blush
about my frontal wegie
haiku ronin?___Nah!!

Haiku # 17801, December 6, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

............k is all silent
..mebbe she's a bit conscious
......blushing and flushing

(or mebbe i just flatter myself)
Haiku # 17800, December 5, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by ronin@goodmorningoregon
Young Santa at christmas,
Would bring all the bad, bad girls,
A frontal wegie //^\
Haiku # 17799, December 5, 2001 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
look under the tree
wrapped in a pretty red bow
it's... grandma's new cock
Haiku # 17798, December 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17796, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17795, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17794, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17793, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17792, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17791, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
the smells transports me
coriander, tumeric...
but i'll take a plane
Haiku # 17790, December 5, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
sun, hot red curry, tramping
escaping winter
Haiku # 17789, December 5, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by scott
stuff and things and stuff
the missing nervous world when
all is said and done

Haiku # 17788, December 5, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Moxie
why does everyone
insist on sleeping at night?
The gym was empty...
Haiku # 17787, December 5, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k of 4:18am
buzz buzz buzz buzz
shut up and drool some more
im not sure youre asleep
Haiku # 17786, December 5, 2001 3:21 am ET
by guava
I want my girl back
vanished at a cracking pace
looking through her bones
Haiku # 17785, December 5, 2001 3:18 am ET
by mellie
now come night's season
play beneath lights
breath's chance
Haiku # 17784, December 5, 2001 3:10 am ET
by guava
toddle through nowhere
jumps delight beware
i come
Haiku # 17783, December 5, 2001 12:04 am ET
by guava
lube of gone stupid
life's caress has waned
duty forever compelled
Haiku # 17782, December 5, 2001 12:02 am ET
by guava
i'd love a segue
from my little cubicle
to my swinging pad
Haiku # 17781, December 4, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by scott
only Prince could write
a pro-feminist song that's
called "Pussy Control"
Haiku # 17780, December 4, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by are you ready?
*fArT*
Haiku # 17779, December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A moxie flood?__no :(
Rather a moxie fugue, from
The very depths of HELL
Haiku # 17778, December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ask frozen water,
To lift it's icy faces,
The Almighty Sun____
Haiku # 17777, December 4, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me a Segway,
I will leave this earth cleaner,
Slug-slime-like paths gone_________
Haiku # 17776, December 4, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of a parked Segway
Haiku # 17775, December 4, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked bicycle

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked Segway
Haiku # 17774, December 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is sweetness
in the trees, and fireflies
lose count of the leaves

But Moxie still sucks ass
Haiku # 17773, December 4, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
being a loser has
certain advantages
like not caring

about self looks
Haiku # 17772, December 4, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
she stands at the well
thirsting for life eternal
shall we drink there now?
Haiku # 17771, December 4, 2001 10:04 am ET
by Moxie

............real cute k babe
though i am more more handsome
..........young and virile, too
Haiku # 17770, December 4, 2001 8:13 am ET
by ronin
robert de niro
has a good name for haiku
not schwartzenagger
Haiku # 17769, December 4, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
for syllables
pictures paint a thousand words
more than seventeen
Haiku # 17768, December 4, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ash


ronin as a real
manger would be something
to behold. Back to WORK!
Haiku # 17767, December 4, 2001 3:43 am ET
by k_against_
Class inheritance
is something I wrestle with.
The Python tightens

it's coils and it
seems like network programming
suddenly gets clear

er. Nice magic verse!
Haiku # 17766, December 4, 2001 3:39 am ET
by k_against_class_divisions of taking my own exam, if I pass, i get a job, if I fail, bills go unpaid.

we've been set up!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 17765, December 4, 2001 3:36 am ET
by ronin

............i had my exams
everyone Would breeze through it
.............it was too easy

.........(something is fishy...
........coz, if so, things being
.........equal, the seniors get
.........the promotion. DAMN)
Haiku # 17764, December 4, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ronin@hikhijanis
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