Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

look under the tree
wrapped in a pretty red bow
it's... grandma's new cock
Haiku # 17798, December 5, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17796, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
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Haiku # 17795, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17794, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17793, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17792, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
addsdsasdsa
Haiku # 17791, December 5, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by asds of asda
the smells transports me
coriander, tumeric...
but i'll take a plane
Haiku # 17790, December 5, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
sun, hot red curry, tramping
escaping winter
Haiku # 17789, December 5, 2001 2:06 pm ET
by scott
stuff and things and stuff
the missing nervous world when
all is said and done

Haiku # 17788, December 5, 2001 10:03 am ET
by Moxie
why does everyone
insist on sleeping at night?
The gym was empty...
Haiku # 17787, December 5, 2001 7:16 am ET
by k of 4:18am
buzz buzz buzz buzz
shut up and drool some more
im not sure youre asleep
Haiku # 17786, December 5, 2001 3:21 am ET
by guava
I want my girl back
vanished at a cracking pace
looking through her bones
Haiku # 17785, December 5, 2001 3:18 am ET
by mellie
now come night's season
play beneath lights
breath's chance
Haiku # 17784, December 5, 2001 3:10 am ET
by guava
toddle through nowhere
jumps delight beware
i come
Haiku # 17783, December 5, 2001 12:04 am ET
by guava
lube of gone stupid
life's caress has waned
duty forever compelled
Haiku # 17782, December 5, 2001 12:02 am ET
by guava
i'd love a segue
from my little cubicle
to my swinging pad
Haiku # 17781, December 4, 2001 7:21 pm ET
by scott
only Prince could write
a pro-feminist song that's
called "Pussy Control"
Haiku # 17780, December 4, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by are you ready?
*fArT*
Haiku # 17779, December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A moxie flood?__no :(
Rather a moxie fugue, from
The very depths of HELL
Haiku # 17778, December 4, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ask frozen water,
To lift it's icy faces,
The Almighty Sun____
Haiku # 17777, December 4, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give me a Segway,
I will leave this earth cleaner,
Slug-slime-like paths gone_________
Haiku # 17776, December 4, 2001 2:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of a parked Segway
Haiku # 17775, December 4, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked bicycle

Steaming Starbucks brew,
Man combs hair in the mirror
of parked Segway
Haiku # 17774, December 4, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
There is sweetness
in the trees, and fireflies
lose count of the leaves

But Moxie still sucks ass
Haiku # 17773, December 4, 2001 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
being a loser has
certain advantages
like not caring

about self looks
Haiku # 17772, December 4, 2001 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
she stands at the well
thirsting for life eternal
shall we drink there now?
Haiku # 17771, December 4, 2001 10:04 am ET
by Moxie

............real cute k babe
though i am more more handsome
..........young and virile, too
Haiku # 17770, December 4, 2001 8:13 am ET
by ronin
robert de niro
has a good name for haiku
not schwartzenagger
Haiku # 17769, December 4, 2001 7:10 am ET
by ash
for syllables
pictures paint a thousand words
more than seventeen
Haiku # 17768, December 4, 2001 6:51 am ET
by ash


ronin as a real
manger would be something
to behold. Back to WORK!
Haiku # 17767, December 4, 2001 3:43 am ET
by k_against_
Class inheritance
is something I wrestle with.
The Python tightens

it's coils and it
seems like network programming
suddenly gets clear

er. Nice magic verse!
Haiku # 17766, December 4, 2001 3:39 am ET
by k_against_class_divisions of taking my own exam, if I pass, i get a job, if I fail, bills go unpaid.

we've been set up!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 17765, December 4, 2001 3:36 am ET
by ronin

............i had my exams
everyone Would breeze through it
.............it was too easy

.........(something is fishy...
........coz, if so, things being
.........equal, the seniors get
.........the promotion. DAMN)
Haiku # 17764, December 4, 2001 3:34 am ET
by ronin@hikhijanis
just for the record,
i was impersonated..
not my blah blah blah's

Haiku # 17763, December 4, 2001 2:55 am ET
by the real scott in 2D
dead cat on the road
it was a sure thing that it
would squish just so and freeze
Haiku # 17762, December 3, 2001 10:18 pm ET
by Chris of left of the wide spot in the road
this is weird because
i can do whatever I
want and don't get caught
Haiku # 17761, December 3, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by chris of I DA Ho!
Cold is moving in
even jacking off gets hard
snow and ice aint nice
Haiku # 17760, December 3, 2001 10:15 pm ET
by chris of Pocatello, Idaho
this is a strange site
why are you guys writing all this
haiku? Nothing else to do?
Haiku # 17759, December 3, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by chris
t!
Haiku # 17758, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by wha?
huh?
Haiku # 17757, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?q
huh?
Haiku # 17756, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?
huh?
Haiku # 17755, December 3, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by huh?
huh?
Haiku # 17754, December 3, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by huh?


blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 17753, December 3, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by scott
http://65.184.26.213/badhaiku/dis.gif

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 17752, December 3, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by scott
my incantations
don't always work the first time
pardon the brimstone
Haiku # 17751, December 3, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by scott (the last two posts work fine on my Mac, not at all on my PC)
Haiku # 17750, December 3, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by scott in 2D, take II
badhaikuboy
Haiku # 17749, December 3, 2001 8:43 pm ET
by scott in 2D or less
whatever happened
to this poor kid Jeremy?
did we scare him off?
Haiku # 17748, December 3, 2001 8:16 pm ET
by k of i mena he just wrote haiku about computers after all
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