Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859, December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858, December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857, December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856, December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855, December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854, December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
bad haiku postings
they are insignificant
not to be "figured"
Haiku # 17853, December 9, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ap - but the pictures are "nice"

leyt me sey, old kay
i geyt some seysors to cut
ayn a dab of payste?
Haiku # 17852, December 9, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana


it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

Haiku # 17851, December 9, 2001 7:29 am ET
by k_against_

....sigh, the things i do
just to catch her attention
.....hoping to date her
Haiku # 17850, December 9, 2001 4:31 am ET
by ronin@gottagooutforacrashcourseoncomputerprogrammingandittechnologyinformationwhatever

........i am Jack's younger
brother, they call me Drag...just
.......plain and simple Drag
Haiku # 17849, December 9, 2001 4:29 am ET
by ronin
Bush says he has prayed
Every day since elected___
Well, so have we ALL!
Haiku # 17848, December 8, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Jay Leno
watching movies from
the seventies concerning
young skateborading guys

the dramas unfold
to cheesy soundtracks and I
wish for the 5-0.
Haiku # 17847, December 8, 2001 7:38 am ET
by k_against_
an atoll explodes
you did say bora bora ?
fire the missile tech
Haiku # 17846, December 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by ash
like the garden show
as peter cundall would say :
"look, it's dead easy....."
Haiku # 17845, December 8, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ash
when you go to war
with friends like america
who needs enemies ?
Haiku # 17844, December 8, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash

......no can do birdman
no one's having my cookies
........except for janis
Haiku # 17843, December 8, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ronin@howaboutstartinwithyourpicskbabelikewhenyouwerealotyoungerincollege
you know, this is a
really lame webiste, just a
few people flaming.....
Haiku # 17842, December 8, 2001 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
visit me website:
at geocities.com
/pterodactylman
Haiku # 17841, December 7, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
under starry skies
forever's not hard to see...
-look at the black bits
Haiku # 17840, December 7, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
mobile phones on trains
looking smaller all the time
I shove them up bums
Haiku # 17839, December 7, 2001 11:11 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
wearing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17838, December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
went to a drag race
weraing womens' clothes-got booked
negligee driving
Haiku # 17837, December 7, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
in the knitting room
old folks are sharing needles
never hearing aids
Haiku # 17836, December 7, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
Walt disney once said:
"It's a Small World After All"
now HE'S in a fridge
Haiku # 17835, December 7, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
I lift up your head
and you respond with sweetness
my PEZ dispenser
Haiku # 17834, December 7, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
blind children eating
spotty broth using fingers
braille alphabet soup
Haiku # 17833, December 7, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
........four vacinations........
....and pills for malaria........
...so what are these dots????.....
Haiku # 17832, December 7, 2001 10:20 pm ET
by ..s...c....o...t....t......
....i figured it out................
......all these dots are left over....
....from the failed dot coms......
Haiku # 17831, December 7, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ...s..c...o...t...t....
..like i got nothing
...........to do but pretend i'm you
.....................i'll take some dots, though
Haiku # 17830, December 7, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by scott

..show my face, you say?
it's one you'd like to sit on
....and grind in-between
Haiku # 17829, December 7, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ronin

..the last one is for
the Anonymous Poet
.regarding mox pox

Haiku # 17828, December 7, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ronin

......your frontal weggie
is what mox would like to see
.....you better watch out

..(the guy's deeply obsessed)
Haiku # 17827, December 7, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by ronin

.....yo sweet chika k
......a little sincerity
there on your part, babe

.....(let's chacha and
......shake the world)
Haiku # 17826, December 7, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by ronin@youmeanyou'reseparated/divorcedorjustplainlydumped?

..17824
aint mine
Haiku # 17825, December 7, 2001 7:10 pm ET
by ronin@mebbeitsscottormox
We will found the first
Clone empire; Dolly the Sheep......
Be my lady love!!
Haiku # 17824, December 7, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by ronin
One eyed dogs playing
with pointed cats eating cornmeal
and shooting snake eyes
Haiku # 17823, December 7, 2001 10:24 am ET
by BKL
hail literati
yet another place to be
crap on you there too
Haiku # 17822, December 7, 2001 8:02 am ET
by ash
across ur face i see
none but grazing sheep
i never understand
Haiku # 17821, December 7, 2001 5:39 am ET
by guava
playing yahoo games
late at night again makes me
feel less alone at

this forlorn hour
Haiku # 17820, December 7, 2001 5:31 am ET
by k_against_everyone of literati gaming room
you know...this is just
bad haiku, not a really
important concept.
Haiku # 17819, December 7, 2001 4:27 am ET
by k_against_ of standards lowered...get a grip and show your face!
i've nothing to say
but i'll post this anyway
standards are lowered
Haiku # 17818, December 7, 2001 3:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17816, December 7, 2001 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

ive been set up
........again
Haiku # 17815, December 6, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by ronin
gotcha!

Haiku # 17814, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17813, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet


Haiku # 17812, December 6, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
;) ...... (.)(.)
Haiku # 17811, December 6, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Winter's frigid breeze,
Again it is stiff nipple time,
Men's icicle eyes ;)
Haiku # 17810, December 6, 2001 5:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Let's say Burger King
Started serving hummus and
tabouli, 'wich? help...
Haiku # 17809, December 6, 2001 10:41 am ET
by BKM
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