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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Canadian snow,
Brightness covers our sins,
Wash those blues away
Haiku # 17889 December 13, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 17888 December 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The ROCK Says Bjork and
The Rock says, Bjork and Coffee
The Rock says, haiku
Haiku # 17887 December 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Chaos
Haiku # 17886 December 12, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trekking where you have
never before traveled, the
sound of the leopard.
Haiku # 17885 December 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by k
She said, "I hope you
Are not alone" and, "thank-you,
Thank-you, thank-you, you".


hmmm...You looks strange if you type it over and over.
Haiku # 17884 December 12, 2001 1:50 am ET
by me, myself and I
Cyberspace goonies,
By green-skinned millions,
Stunned by their bright screens.
Haiku # 17883 December 12, 2001 1:44 am ET
by John Updike
On Jingle Bell Street
Jewels of light all aglow
chilly, chilly night
Haiku # 17882 December 11, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Emerald
Tender Elric's fall
wishing he was this kind soul
but torment was his path
Haiku # 17881 December 11, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Chaos

empty bottles float
as i sit on the pool
Haiku # 17880 December 11, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
if we now sum up
all parts on this table we can
call her jaqueline
Haiku # 17879 December 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
a layer of fat
swimming on formalin is
called cafe au lait
Haiku # 17878 December 10, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
ronin can feel her
impaled on his britney spear
pop goes the pop star
Haiku # 17877 December 10, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ash
I don't run with mox
a girl can still dream can't she?
more like a nightmare
Haiku # 17876 December 10, 2001 6:54 am ET
by mellie
:) ronin... hello
Haiku # 17875 December 10, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Emerald

.....no need to rub it
in Anonymous Poet dude
...she's fair and smart

(so bright and sunshiny)
Haiku # 17874 December 10, 2001 4:49 am ET
by ronin

eef a peec-ture paints a thou-sand wurds
then whyyy can't i paint you..................
Haiku # 17873 December 10, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ronin

yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872 December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871 December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere

meestah lovah lovah!!!
.great goin great dude
...........the AP
Haiku # 17870 December 10, 2001 3:46 am ET
by ronin
>0_
...)
./.>........................0/
.............................<)
..........<0>............<.<
............(
...........>>.......<0>
........................(
.......................<.>
Haiku # 17869 December 10, 2001 3:44 am ET
by ronin

.......yowza yowza yowz
the greatest luuuv of all dudes
...britney the luuust spears

Haiku # 17868 December 10, 2001 3:33 am ET
by ronin@yeahsureinyourdreamsmelliemox
you know, britany
is so, like, original.
So intelligent!
Haiku # 17867 December 10, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
did I say you could
use my photo on here?
ask me first next time
Haiku # 17866 December 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie

Haiku # 17865 December 10, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those were sad times

when, without you,

I watched days come up

And go down again

Haiku # 17864 December 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is not easy
to be sure which
end is which of
A resting snail
Haiku # 17863 December 10, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Kapre
Haiku # 17862 December 10, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17861 December 9, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

le mouse did figure
how to bell the sleeping cat
with just a few clicks

(
Haiku # 17860 December 9, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by indiana
mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859 December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858 December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857 December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856 December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855 December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854 December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
bad haiku postings
they are insignificant
not to be "figured"
Haiku # 17853 December 9, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ap - but the pictures are "nice"

leyt me sey, old kay
i geyt some seysors to cut
ayn a dab of payste?
Haiku # 17852 December 9, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana


it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

Haiku # 17851 December 9, 2001 7:29 am ET
by k_against_

....sigh, the things i do
just to catch her attention
.....hoping to date her
Haiku # 17850 December 9, 2001 4:31 am ET
by ronin@gottagooutforacrashcourseoncomputerprogrammingandittechnologyinformationwhatever

........i am Jack's younger
brother, they call me Drag...just
.......plain and simple Drag
Haiku # 17849 December 9, 2001 4:29 am ET
by ronin
Bush says he has prayed
Every day since elected___
Well, so have we ALL!
Haiku # 17848 December 8, 2001 2:58 pm ET
by Jay Leno
watching movies from
the seventies concerning
young skateborading guys

the dramas unfold
to cheesy soundtracks and I
wish for the 5-0.
Haiku # 17847 December 8, 2001 7:38 am ET
by k_against_
an atoll explodes
you did say bora bora ?
fire the missile tech
Haiku # 17846 December 8, 2001 7:36 am ET
by ash
like the garden show
as peter cundall would say :
"look, it's dead easy....."
Haiku # 17845 December 8, 2001 7:32 am ET
by ash
when you go to war
with friends like america
who needs enemies ?
Haiku # 17844 December 8, 2001 7:30 am ET
by ash

......no can do birdman
no one's having my cookies
........except for janis
Haiku # 17843 December 8, 2001 6:17 am ET
by ronin@howaboutstartinwithyourpicskbabelikewhenyouwerealotyoungerincollege
you know, this is a
really lame webiste, just a
few people flaming.....
Haiku # 17842 December 8, 2001 4:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
visit me website:
at geocities.com
/pterodactylman
Haiku # 17841 December 7, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji
under starry skies
forever's not hard to see...
-look at the black bits
Haiku # 17840 December 7, 2001 11:12 pm ET
by Pterodactylman of Mt Fuji