Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

thers a gine in my wine
test and more tests
man i want to have sex
Haiku # 17900, December 14, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass and gum on my thumb
and genis on my penis
ohh my boner
im a stoner
Haiku # 17899, December 14, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i looked at her lucious breasts
so fine like that science test
looking at them just got me hard
i just felt like a retard
Haiku # 17898, December 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17897, December 14, 2001 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm...k sounds guilty
doesn't she? I thought I had
picked up code blue

..for a while there
Haiku # 17896, December 14, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no submit problems
here. Maybe you just need to
reboot or switch off.
Haiku # 17895, December 13, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by k
hmm didn't happen that time!
Haiku # 17894, December 13, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my browser IE 6+ has been
crashing after submitting XP home ed.
any one else? Where is everyone?
Haiku # 17893, December 13, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jump up and down ten
Times, Drink a glass of water,
What is going on?
Haiku # 17892, December 13, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Janis
janis i think your site
is giving my browser the
hicoughs.... possible?
Haiku # 17891, December 13, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A simple love awash,
Ocean of complexity,
Enjoy the voyage.
Haiku # 17890, December 13, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Canadian snow,
Brightness covers our sins,
Wash those blues away
Haiku # 17889, December 13, 2001 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test test test test test
test test test test test test test
test test test test test
Haiku # 17888, December 13, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The ROCK Says Bjork and
The Rock says, Bjork and Coffee
The Rock says, haiku
Haiku # 17887, December 12, 2001 12:54 pm ET
by Chaos
Haiku # 17886, December 12, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
trekking where you have
never before traveled, the
sound of the leopard.
Haiku # 17885, December 12, 2001 5:45 am ET
by k
She said, "I hope you
Are not alone" and, "thank-you,
Thank-you, thank-you, you".


hmmm...You looks strange if you type it over and over.
Haiku # 17884, December 12, 2001 1:50 am ET
by me, myself and I
Cyberspace goonies,
By green-skinned millions,
Stunned by their bright screens.
Haiku # 17883, December 12, 2001 1:44 am ET
by John Updike
On Jingle Bell Street
Jewels of light all aglow
chilly, chilly night
Haiku # 17882, December 11, 2001 9:22 pm ET
by Emerald
Tender Elric's fall
wishing he was this kind soul
but torment was his path
Haiku # 17881, December 11, 2001 12:15 pm ET
by Chaos

empty bottles float
as i sit on the pool
Haiku # 17880, December 11, 2001 9:16 am ET
by indiana
if we now sum up
all parts on this table we can
call her jaqueline
Haiku # 17879, December 10, 2001 2:37 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
a layer of fat
swimming on formalin is
called cafe au lait
Haiku # 17878, December 10, 2001 2:32 pm ET
by mastahari of austriaah
ronin can feel her
impaled on his britney spear
pop goes the pop star
Haiku # 17877, December 10, 2001 8:40 am ET
by ash
I don't run with mox
a girl can still dream can't she?
more like a nightmare
Haiku # 17876, December 10, 2001 6:54 am ET
by mellie
:) ronin... hello
Haiku # 17875, December 10, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Emerald

.....no need to rub it
in Anonymous Poet dude
...she's fair and smart

(so bright and sunshiny)
Haiku # 17874, December 10, 2001 4:49 am ET
by ronin

eef a peec-ture paints a thou-sand wurds
then whyyy can't i paint you..................
Haiku # 17873, December 10, 2001 4:45 am ET
by ronin

yeah britnay
......ees
.original sin
Haiku # 17872, December 10, 2001 3:49 am ET
by ronin

ahhh she looks so sad
........and alone
...needin company
Haiku # 17871, December 10, 2001 3:48 am ET
by ronin@ibetshesshybutsincere

meestah lovah lovah!!!
.great goin great dude
...........the AP
Haiku # 17870, December 10, 2001 3:46 am ET
by ronin
>0_
...)
./.>........................0/
.............................<)
..........<0>............<.<
............(
...........>>.......<0>
........................(
.......................<.>
Haiku # 17869, December 10, 2001 3:44 am ET
by ronin

.......yowza yowza yowz
the greatest luuuv of all dudes
...britney the luuust spears

Haiku # 17868, December 10, 2001 3:33 am ET
by ronin@yeahsureinyourdreamsmelliemox
you know, britany
is so, like, original.
So intelligent!
Haiku # 17867, December 10, 2001 2:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
did I say you could
use my photo on here?
ask me first next time
Haiku # 17866, December 10, 2001 2:18 am ET
by mellie

Haiku # 17865, December 10, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those were sad times

when, without you,

I watched days come up

And go down again

Haiku # 17864, December 10, 2001 12:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is not easy
to be sure which
end is which of
A resting snail
Haiku # 17863, December 10, 2001 12:37 am ET
by Kapre
Haiku # 17862, December 10, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17861, December 9, 2001 11:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

le mouse did figure
how to bell the sleeping cat
with just a few clicks

(
Haiku # 17860, December 9, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by indiana
mouse dead stiff useless
went to don the Village tree
at home war games on....

:)
Haiku # 17859, December 9, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Emerald
... :)
ello there indy
Haiku # 17858, December 9, 2001 6:49 pm ET
by Emerald

ows? i tot, i tot
i jaz saw a putty tat
i
Haiku # 17857, December 9, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by indiana
clueless but working
you poor unemployed wench :)
get a job kayty!

Some of us know how, but have respect
Haiku # 17856, December 9, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
LONGITUDIAL
VAGINATION, PANTS PART HER
GROINFRO, CAMELTOE
Haiku # 17855, December 9, 2001 12:51 pm ET
by THE ?
afgans celebrate
the taliban's destruction
perfidious yanks
Haiku # 17854, December 9, 2001 10:46 am ET
by ap
bad haiku postings
they are insignificant
not to be "figured"
Haiku # 17853, December 9, 2001 10:44 am ET
by ap - but the pictures are "nice"

leyt me sey, old kay
i geyt some seysors to cut
ayn a dab of payste?
Haiku # 17852, December 9, 2001 8:17 am ET
by indiana


it's weird how people
have not figured anything
out here at this site

Haiku # 17851, December 9, 2001 7:29 am ET
by k_against_
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