Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Loss and violence,
That double helix ribbon,
Twisting together.
Haiku # 17950, December 18, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Another Anonymous poet
Loss and violence
That double helix ribbon
growing together
Haiku # 17949, December 18, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by Another Anonymous poet
Bored. Boring.
Brooding. Doodling.
Get a life.
Haiku # 17948, December 18, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Herr Docktor
Hey Hey what can I do?
Hey Hey fuck you!
Everyone here is a big herb
You all suck buffalo testicles.
Haiku # 17947, December 18, 2001 1:30 pm ET
by Matty Boy
so piss off you prick
is what I should have said then
i did not say that
Haiku # 17946, December 18, 2001 12:59 pm ET
by mellie
like Ash to bore me
but that has not happened yet
you piss of you prick
Haiku # 17945, December 18, 2001 11:15 am ET
by mellie, Anonymous Poet hmmmmmm I have my suspicions
ash is soooo boring
and now im imploring that
ash just go away
Haiku # 17940, December 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
call yourself doktor
davorkian of haiku
your attempts kill me
Haiku # 17939, December 17, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ash
moron you call me
i withdraw my capital
leaving you poorer
Haiku # 17938, December 17, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ash
To the misguided moron known as Ash:

One and all! Refrain!
Be quiet or ravage your
own forsaken name!
Haiku # 17937, December 17, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by Herr Docktor
Me devotchka,
So long you remain away,
Should I accept you?
Haiku # 17936, December 17, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
the sloth has moved on
my week is gamecube and you
the sun shines again
Haiku # 17935, December 17, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
many shattered dreams
heads full of nightmares heartaches
loving still matters
methinks
Haiku # 17934, December 17, 2001 10:07 am ET
by mellie
I play the game mate
suck up the dic dot com
going up and down
Haiku # 17933, December 17, 2001 10:05 am ET
by mellie
played literati
thanks to suck my dic dot com
i'm sad i went down
Haiku # 17932, December 17, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
you've got it wrong ap
mistaking ingots for crap
give your wrist a slap
Haiku # 17931, December 17, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ash (it IS me you dope......)
The two-way mirror
behind Rudolf's furry rear
lets the reindeer leer
Haiku # 17930, December 16, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie please die...now!
a transparent attempt at
ruining the ash name
Haiku # 17929, December 16, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the correct order
to read to read my old masterpiece
is listed below

17921 17920 17919 17918
(ie, down the page)
Haiku # 17928, December 16, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ash
attention george bush
elvis has left the building
the party's over
Haiku # 17927, December 16, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ash
dis is my poem
it is not moxie and so:
dis not my poem
Haiku # 17926, December 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
Throw out a leg - trip
a misguided misfitted
fallen messenger.

for the sake of the greater good
Haiku # 17925, December 16, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Obviously a
Moxie attack on ashes
Copyrighted name
Haiku # 17924, December 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

old Jedi mind trick
draws forth a semblance of life
here, drink some vodka
Haiku # 17923, December 16, 2001 8:11 am ET
by indiana
so it's not haiku
but see if i give a toss
from twenty years back :
Haiku # 17922, December 16, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ash
just when you think that it's going so well
circumstance transforms nirvana to hell
something around you's beginning to smell
it seems
Haiku # 17921, December 16, 2001 7:53 am ET
by ash
bereft of things that really mattered
cupid lying raped and tattered
lost in pain, romance's shattered
dreams
Haiku # 17920, December 16, 2001 7:52 am ET
by ash
but then that's just the way that it goes
pseudoromantic emotional throes
less on reflection than one could suppose
he thinks
Haiku # 17919, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash
released from the bond of distorting affection
pondering over that psychic erection
telling himself in astute recollection
love stinks
Haiku # 17918, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash

the vast universe
must somehow contain life forms
that communicates

Haiku # 17917, December 16, 2001 7:46 am ET
by indiana
thinking about it
i'd rather feel your soft parts
than think about it
Haiku # 17916, December 16, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
k you are not bored,
if you are boring, face it,
you are just boring.....
Haiku # 17915, December 16, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k you should get a
Bitch biopsy, cancer of
the bitch; stop it's spread
Haiku # 17914, December 16, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
im am fat
my name erica
big nut sack
i cant get a guy
even if i zip down my fly
Haiku # 17913, December 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she facinates me
astride me, she is grinding
such a fine jiggle
Haiku # 17912, December 15, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ap
frozen homeless broad
her face a delighted mask
wow a whole dollar!

Haiku # 17911, December 15, 2001 9:53 am ET
by fuck you
horny lung pictures
pink tissue ripe for fucking
the bleach stink of cum

Haiku # 17910, December 15, 2001 9:47 am ET
by fuck you
Ben Harper cranks out
his heart, guitar becomes a
sauasge grinder for

a sensitive soul.
Haiku # 17909, December 15, 2001 9:06 am ET
by k
Homeless woman takes
my dollar. The frost covers
us tonight. And her?
Haiku # 17908, December 15, 2001 9:05 am ET
by k
i love men, really
just ones who have a brain as
big as they claim...well.....
Haiku # 17907, December 15, 2001 8:51 am ET
by k
rain arrives again
unwelcome to many but
bringing so much life
Haiku # 17906, December 15, 2001 8:49 am ET
by k
grafitti splattered
tunnels take me into the
heart of rain washed streets
Haiku # 17905, December 15, 2001 8:47 am ET
by k
Cold seizes us now,
terrible this going in.
Lights sparkle in snow.
Haiku # 17904, December 15, 2001 8:44 am ET
by k
snow downs the trees with
soft and the stars shine hard with
brilliant dead light
Haiku # 17903, December 15, 2001 8:42 am ET
by k
honestly, that should
get some of you guys going
it's been real boring

(I really did have
a lung biopsy, but it
was all for reaearch).
Haiku # 17902, December 15, 2001 6:33 am ET
by k of no action lately on badhaiku..why?
lung biopsy to-
day, and all guys want to write
about is dicks

what a surprise to
know that while I'm looking at
pictures of my lungs

guys are simply yank-
ing away at their stupid
little, unused dicks.
Haiku # 17901, December 15, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_stupidity
thers a gine in my wine
test and more tests
man i want to have sex
Haiku # 17900, December 14, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass and gum on my thumb
and genis on my penis
ohh my boner
im a stoner
Haiku # 17899, December 14, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i looked at her lucious breasts
so fine like that science test
looking at them just got me hard
i just felt like a retard
Haiku # 17898, December 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17897, December 14, 2001 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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