Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

like Ash to bore me
but that has not happened yet
you piss of you prick
Haiku # 17945, December 18, 2001 11:15 am ET
by mellie, Anonymous Poet hmmmmmm I have my suspicions
ash is soooo boring
and now im imploring that
ash just go away
Haiku # 17940, December 18, 2001 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
call yourself doktor
davorkian of haiku
your attempts kill me
Haiku # 17939, December 17, 2001 10:16 pm ET
by ash
moron you call me
i withdraw my capital
leaving you poorer
Haiku # 17938, December 17, 2001 10:13 pm ET
by ash
To the misguided moron known as Ash:

One and all! Refrain!
Be quiet or ravage your
own forsaken name!
Haiku # 17937, December 17, 2001 6:31 pm ET
by Herr Docktor
Me devotchka,
So long you remain away,
Should I accept you?
Haiku # 17936, December 17, 2001 6:29 pm ET
by Fellow Narrator
the sloth has moved on
my week is gamecube and you
the sun shines again
Haiku # 17935, December 17, 2001 10:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
many shattered dreams
heads full of nightmares heartaches
loving still matters
methinks
Haiku # 17934, December 17, 2001 10:07 am ET
by mellie
I play the game mate
suck up the dic dot com
going up and down
Haiku # 17933, December 17, 2001 10:05 am ET
by mellie
played literati
thanks to suck my dic dot com
i'm sad i went down
Haiku # 17932, December 17, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ash
you've got it wrong ap
mistaking ingots for crap
give your wrist a slap
Haiku # 17931, December 17, 2001 6:10 am ET
by ash (it IS me you dope......)
The two-way mirror
behind Rudolf's furry rear
lets the reindeer leer
Haiku # 17930, December 16, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie please die...now!
a transparent attempt at
ruining the ash name
Haiku # 17929, December 16, 2001 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the correct order
to read to read my old masterpiece
is listed below

17921 17920 17919 17918
(ie, down the page)
Haiku # 17928, December 16, 2001 10:08 pm ET
by ash
attention george bush
elvis has left the building
the party's over
Haiku # 17927, December 16, 2001 9:54 pm ET
by ash
dis is my poem
it is not moxie and so:
dis not my poem
Haiku # 17926, December 16, 2001 9:49 pm ET
by ash
Throw out a leg - trip
a misguided misfitted
fallen messenger.

for the sake of the greater good
Haiku # 17925, December 16, 2001 7:33 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Obviously a
Moxie attack on ashes
Copyrighted name
Haiku # 17924, December 16, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet

old Jedi mind trick
draws forth a semblance of life
here, drink some vodka
Haiku # 17923, December 16, 2001 8:11 am ET
by indiana
so it's not haiku
but see if i give a toss
from twenty years back :
Haiku # 17922, December 16, 2001 7:54 am ET
by ash
just when you think that it's going so well
circumstance transforms nirvana to hell
something around you's beginning to smell
it seems
Haiku # 17921, December 16, 2001 7:53 am ET
by ash
bereft of things that really mattered
cupid lying raped and tattered
lost in pain, romance's shattered
dreams
Haiku # 17920, December 16, 2001 7:52 am ET
by ash
but then that's just the way that it goes
pseudoromantic emotional throes
less on reflection than one could suppose
he thinks
Haiku # 17919, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash
released from the bond of distorting affection
pondering over that psychic erection
telling himself in astute recollection
love stinks
Haiku # 17918, December 16, 2001 7:51 am ET
by ash

the vast universe
must somehow contain life forms
that communicates

Haiku # 17917, December 16, 2001 7:46 am ET
by indiana
thinking about it
i'd rather feel your soft parts
than think about it
Haiku # 17916, December 16, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
k you are not bored,
if you are boring, face it,
you are just boring.....
Haiku # 17915, December 16, 2001 12:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
k you should get a
Bitch biopsy, cancer of
the bitch; stop it's spread
Haiku # 17914, December 16, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
im am fat
my name erica
big nut sack
i cant get a guy
even if i zip down my fly
Haiku # 17913, December 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she facinates me
astride me, she is grinding
such a fine jiggle
Haiku # 17912, December 15, 2001 4:38 pm ET
by ap
frozen homeless broad
her face a delighted mask
wow a whole dollar!

Haiku # 17911, December 15, 2001 9:53 am ET
by fuck you
horny lung pictures
pink tissue ripe for fucking
the bleach stink of cum

Haiku # 17910, December 15, 2001 9:47 am ET
by fuck you
Ben Harper cranks out
his heart, guitar becomes a
sauasge grinder for

a sensitive soul.
Haiku # 17909, December 15, 2001 9:06 am ET
by k
Homeless woman takes
my dollar. The frost covers
us tonight. And her?
Haiku # 17908, December 15, 2001 9:05 am ET
by k
i love men, really
just ones who have a brain as
big as they claim...well.....
Haiku # 17907, December 15, 2001 8:51 am ET
by k
rain arrives again
unwelcome to many but
bringing so much life
Haiku # 17906, December 15, 2001 8:49 am ET
by k
grafitti splattered
tunnels take me into the
heart of rain washed streets
Haiku # 17905, December 15, 2001 8:47 am ET
by k
Cold seizes us now,
terrible this going in.
Lights sparkle in snow.
Haiku # 17904, December 15, 2001 8:44 am ET
by k
snow downs the trees with
soft and the stars shine hard with
brilliant dead light
Haiku # 17903, December 15, 2001 8:42 am ET
by k
honestly, that should
get some of you guys going
it's been real boring

(I really did have
a lung biopsy, but it
was all for reaearch).
Haiku # 17902, December 15, 2001 6:33 am ET
by k of no action lately on badhaiku..why?
lung biopsy to-
day, and all guys want to write
about is dicks

what a surprise to
know that while I'm looking at
pictures of my lungs

guys are simply yank-
ing away at their stupid
little, unused dicks.
Haiku # 17901, December 15, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_stupidity
thers a gine in my wine
test and more tests
man i want to have sex
Haiku # 17900, December 14, 2001 11:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass and gum on my thumb
and genis on my penis
ohh my boner
im a stoner
Haiku # 17899, December 14, 2001 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i looked at her lucious breasts
so fine like that science test
looking at them just got me hard
i just felt like a retard
Haiku # 17898, December 14, 2001 11:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 17897, December 14, 2001 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmmm...k sounds guilty
doesn't she? I thought I had
picked up code blue

..for a while there
Haiku # 17896, December 14, 2001 12:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no submit problems
here. Maybe you just need to
reboot or switch off.
Haiku # 17895, December 13, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by k
hmm didn't happen that time!
Haiku # 17894, December 13, 2001 8:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my browser IE 6+ has been
crashing after submitting XP home ed.
any one else? Where is everyone?
Haiku # 17893, December 13, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Jump up and down ten
Times, Drink a glass of water,
What is going on?
Haiku # 17892, December 13, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by Janis
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