Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

lusting after my
lovers, whose genitals are
like those of donkeys,

Their emissions, like
that of horses, we ride off
into our sunset...

after Ezekiel 23:20
Haiku # 16957, November 5, 2001 1:10 am ET
by moxie
I left a black trail
shiney, glassy and tarry
after all that beer
Haiku # 16956, November 5, 2001 1:09 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
My tongue licks and darts
flicking letters a trough z
up your inner thigh
Haiku # 16955, November 5, 2001 1:06 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Hosing up the road
pouring out thick and coating
flooding the reserve
Haiku # 16954, November 5, 2001 1:04 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Two cats could be bad
if connected heads to tails
spinning like a saw
Haiku # 16953, November 5, 2001 12:57 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
worker bees are free
even drones can fly away
the queen is there slave
Haiku # 16952, November 4, 2001 11:09 pm ET
by dopefiend
birthday week countdown
glad that you're glad and i'm glad
to be together
Haiku # 16951, November 4, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stinky ass beer farts
Make me cringe when I breathe in
Smells like someone died
Haiku # 16950, November 4, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
x
Haiku # 16949, November 4, 2001 8:25 pm ET
by a
x
Haiku # 16948, November 4, 2001 8:21 pm ET
by anony of d
puppies, kittens and fish
oh my! What a dish
youare, buns of steel!
Haiku # 16943, November 4, 2001 8:20 pm ET
by chariti
my love for your soul
is bigger than the
dairy queen sign nearby
Haiku # 16942, November 4, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by chariti of st. louis
my gosh, there's lots of poets
here aren't there! I think I'd like
to post a few.
Haiku # 16941, November 4, 2001 8:19 pm ET
by chariti of st. louis
'kept in mind' is
a state of mind that
I've grown used to.
Haiku # 16940, November 4, 2001 8:13 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
an old sweater
taken yarn by yarn
right off your back
Haiku # 16939, November 4, 2001 8:08 pm ET
by haiku_disavower of taking it beyond 5-7-5
Spice up the moment
take five before whatever
happens. Bless beauty.
Haiku # 16938, November 4, 2001 2:34 am ET
by ComiCat of Funk
Oxymoron:
Square Triangle.
Bless Beauty.
Haiku # 16937, November 4, 2001 2:30 am ET
by ComiCat of 3#5#3
Dopefiend seems right
so take a dive in the pool
and enjoy the cool
Haiku # 16936, November 4, 2001 2:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
The starless black sky
is an endless arctic lake.
It has no corners.
Haiku # 16935, November 4, 2001 1:50 am ET
by dopefiend
my work here is done.
mox banished, haiku is safe...
what's Lois up to?
Haiku # 16934, November 3, 2001 11:54 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (sorry, not looking for a sidekick...but i'll keep you "in mind" should a position arise)
sidekick my ass! Don't
flatter yourself, take off the
mask or fly away.
Haiku # 16933, November 3, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by haiku_disavower
roaring fires full
of damp wood and dried fall leaves.
sky darkens, moon lifts.
Haiku # 16932, November 3, 2001 10:40 pm ET
by k
my heart broke in two
when she had said we were through
pain I never knew
Haiku # 16931, November 3, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sending out my thoughts
realizing no one listens
silence is golden
Haiku # 16930, November 3, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
unmask the monster
it's Old Man Smith from the farm
Scooby Dooby Doo
Haiku # 16929, November 3, 2001 8:07 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
teachers always talk
students pretend to listen
blah, blah, blah, whats new?
Haiku # 16928, November 3, 2001 8:05 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
we live, we die, done
what comes after is unknown
always will be so
Haiku # 16927, November 3, 2001 8:03 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
not a dime to spend
not a red cent to my name
nor any to lend
Haiku # 16926, November 3, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
heart is full of love
I'm dancing, lauging, singing
its sent from above
Haiku # 16925, November 3, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what do I do now?
my heart flew, never touched ground
the sky's blue I've found
Haiku # 16924, November 3, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad
Haiku # 16923, November 3, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross
Haiku # 16922, November 3, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well
Haiku # 16921, November 3, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now
Haiku # 16920, November 3, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
its insomnia
its not awake or asleep
its in the middle
Haiku # 16919, November 3, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
pizza with toppings
mostly red with lots of cheese
I am too hungry
Haiku # 16918, November 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I sit here thinking
Last night at the bar was great
Now I regret it
Haiku # 16917, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by TiaMaria
laying on my back
in the summer night grasses
I see all heaven
Haiku # 16916, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I'd love to play you
but you are a violin
I have a drumstick
Haiku # 16915, November 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
you, a world away
when I say your name out loud
as near as breathing
Haiku # 16914, November 3, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
a clear night of stars
that may have by now perished
how little we are
Haiku # 16913, November 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
the colorful soap
why do you look like candy?
sitting in bathroom
Haiku # 16912, November 3, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what really is fate?
who writes haikus about fate?
how do I finish this?
Haiku # 16911, November 3, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus
Haiku # 16910, November 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time
Haiku # 16909, November 3, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much
Haiku # 16908, November 3, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku
Haiku # 16907, November 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though
Haiku # 16906, November 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (i mean, "sauck"?)
haiku avenger you sauck
Haiku # 16905, November 3, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Master Bates
I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.
Haiku # 16904, November 3, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger to Haiku Disavower
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