lusting after my
lovers, whose genitals are
like those of donkeys,

Their emissions, like
that of horses, we ride off
into our sunset...

after Ezekiel 23:20

I left a black trail
shiney, glassy and tarry
after all that beer

My tongue licks and darts
flicking letters a trough z
up your inner thigh

Hosing up the road
pouring out thick and coating
flooding the reserve

Two cats could be bad
if connected heads to tails
spinning like a saw

worker bees are free
even drones can fly away
the queen is there slave

birthday week countdown
glad that you're glad and i'm glad
to be together

Stinky ass beer farts
Make me cringe when I breathe in
Smells like someone died

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puppies, kittens and fish
oh my! What a dish
youare, buns of steel!

my love for your soul
is bigger than the
dairy queen sign nearby

my gosh, there's lots of poets
here aren't there! I think I'd like
to post a few.

'kept in mind' is
a state of mind that
I've grown used to.

an old sweater
taken yarn by yarn
right off your back

Spice up the moment
take five before whatever
happens. Bless beauty.

Oxymoron:
Square Triangle.
Bless Beauty.

Dopefiend seems right
so take a dive in the pool
and enjoy the cool

The starless black sky
is an endless arctic lake.
It has no corners.

my work here is done.
mox banished, haiku is safe...
what's Lois up to?

sidekick my ass! Don't
flatter yourself, take off the
mask or fly away.

roaring fires full
of damp wood and dried fall leaves.
sky darkens, moon lifts.

my heart broke in two
when she had said we were through
pain I never knew

sending out my thoughts
realizing no one listens
silence is golden

unmask the monster
it's Old Man Smith from the farm
Scooby Dooby Doo

teachers always talk
students pretend to listen
blah, blah, blah, whats new?

we live, we die, done
what comes after is unknown
always will be so

not a dime to spend
not a red cent to my name
nor any to lend

heart is full of love
I'm dancing, lauging, singing
its sent from above

what do I do now?
my heart flew, never touched ground
the sky's blue I've found

why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad

oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross

Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well

don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now

its insomnia
its not awake or asleep
its in the middle

pizza with toppings
mostly red with lots of cheese
I am too hungry

I sit here thinking
Last night at the bar was great
Now I regret it

laying on my back
in the summer night grasses
I see all heaven

I'd love to play you
but you are a violin
I have a drumstick

you, a world away
when I say your name out loud
as near as breathing

a clear night of stars
that may have by now perished
how little we are

the colorful soap
why do you look like candy?
sitting in bathroom

what really is fate?
who writes haikus about fate?
how do I finish this?

why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus

my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time

my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much

count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku

sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though

haiku avenger you sauck

I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.