Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

why does Ross look sad?
I wonder why he is mad?
math quiz went real bad
Haiku # 16923, November 3, 2001 7:54 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
oops, I broke this pen
aww no, I had borrowed it
I say we blame Ross
Haiku # 16922, November 3, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
Waldo where are you?
why are you always hiding?
stripes don't hide too well
Haiku # 16921, November 3, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
don't count syllables
its not good for you at all
you're doing it now
Haiku # 16920, November 3, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
its insomnia
its not awake or asleep
its in the middle
Haiku # 16919, November 3, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
pizza with toppings
mostly red with lots of cheese
I am too hungry
Haiku # 16918, November 3, 2001 7:46 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I sit here thinking
Last night at the bar was great
Now I regret it
Haiku # 16917, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by TiaMaria
laying on my back
in the summer night grasses
I see all heaven
Haiku # 16916, November 3, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
I'd love to play you
but you are a violin
I have a drumstick
Haiku # 16915, November 3, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
you, a world away
when I say your name out loud
as near as breathing
Haiku # 16914, November 3, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
a clear night of stars
that may have by now perished
how little we are
Haiku # 16913, November 3, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
the colorful soap
why do you look like candy?
sitting in bathroom
Haiku # 16912, November 3, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
what really is fate?
who writes haikus about fate?
how do I finish this?
Haiku # 16911, November 3, 2001 7:19 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
why do I do this?
I should take it serious
me writing haikus
Haiku # 16910, November 3, 2001 7:17 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my favorite pen
with you I will write haiku
and waste lots of time
Haiku # 16909, November 3, 2001 7:15 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
my special brother
cannot count above fourteen
he drools way too much
Haiku # 16908, November 3, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
count the syllables
count them very well, my friend
I can write haiku
Haiku # 16907, November 3, 2001 7:13 pm ET
by Drew of Staunton
sometimes an insult
is the highest complement
not in this case, though
Haiku # 16906, November 3, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger (i mean, "sauck"?)
haiku avenger you sauck
Haiku # 16905, November 3, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Master Bates
I'm fighting crime, dig?
No, you can't be my sidekick.
It's too dangerous.
Haiku # 16904, November 3, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by Haiku Avenger to Haiku Disavower
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

Haiku # 16903, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

Haiku # 16902, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
you may think it's fun
to run naked through the streets

I agree with you

Haiku # 16901, November 3, 2001 1:46 pm ET
by 2to1
Web page is loading
Still connecting to server

Where's my damn haiku????

Haiku # 16900, November 3, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by 2to1
Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife

Hey! That's your mother!

Haiku # 16899, November 3, 2001 1:45 pm ET
by 2to1
the drugs are no help...
No One Can Beat Our Prices!
get away from me

(hey, at least it isn't some of Moxie's crap ;})
Haiku # 16898, November 3, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Jack Kass
Once again I am writing something that isn't a haiku and should be kicked off the Internet in a big pile of crap where I belong.
Teach me how to write haiku
You suck dick.
Haiku # 16897, November 3, 2001 1:42 pm ET
by Moxie
so long and so blonde
curled silhouette on white
two recumbent turds
Haiku # 16896, November 3, 2001 11:12 am ET
by ap
Interesting how they
project on this Mox person
how they themselves feel
Haiku # 16895, November 3, 2001 11:11 am ET
by Ijaci
I will hunt you down
in all corners of all sites
with haiku and win!
Haiku # 16894, November 3, 2001 6:22 am ET
by haiku_disavower
Haiku Aveneger!
I think you should know, I'm not
Mox, but I'm trouble!
Haiku # 16893, November 3, 2001 6:21 am ET
by haiku_disavower
well, that would be "fraught"
but i'm Haiku Avenger
not Super Speller
Haiku # 16892, November 3, 2001 6:10 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (your count was flawless, what's the problem?)
Haiku avenger!
I challenge you to a war
frought with words that kill!
Haiku # 16891, November 3, 2001 5:59 am ET
by haiku_disavower of arm yourself! Here comes the villan!
boom! ka-pow! crash! splat!
"Haiku will always prevail!
go ramble elsewhere!"
Haiku # 16890, November 3, 2001 5:30 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
God on your side, huh?
Oh, we've heard that one before.
Mox, meet your maker!
Haiku # 16889, November 3, 2001 5:25 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (tell him I said "hi")
rapidly counting
the Haiku Avenger cries
"that was forty, Mox!"
Haiku # 16888, November 3, 2001 5:22 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
an H in the sky!
the distress call to summon
Haiku Avenger!
Haiku # 16887, November 3, 2001 5:18 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
his name is cute - Pie,
met him on chat that is why,
have you met my Pie?
Haiku # 16886, November 3, 2001 5:08 am ET
by moonflower
that was great shower,
water banging my soft skin,
squeaky clean now ohh!
Haiku # 16885, November 3, 2001 4:56 am ET
by moonflower
up late listening
to Joy Division, i think
Killah Priest is next.
Haiku # 16884, November 3, 2001 4:33 am ET
by k
Bastards:

People who don't know anything
I am the only one here who is worthy
of writing anything, you should know that
by now ash, you asshole
God is great!
Haiku # 16883, November 3, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mox
should you write haiku
poetic jihad could cease
but why compromise ?

if you were just here
instead of searching for there
you'd be together
Haiku # 16882, November 3, 2001 12:10 am ET
by ash
war against bad drugs
war against terrorism
war against moxie
Haiku # 16881, November 3, 2001 12:06 am ET
by ash
Dark Romeo floats
Out of the bowels of Hades
Gifts of sedatives
Haiku # 16880, November 2, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by jewel1
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so ru
Haiku # 16879, November 2, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by necromancer
though yoth the window brakes
it is the east juiliet is the south
arise fair sun and kill the envious moon
Haiku # 16878, November 2, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by necromancer
Ripple on the pond
Cavern's absolute silence
Soul's inner yearnings
Haiku # 16877, November 2, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Night comes disturbing
The still repose of the dead
Memories calling
Haiku # 16876, November 2, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Snow-clad tulip bulb
Waits in the warmth of the earth
For springtime promise
Haiku # 16875, November 2, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by jewel1
candy rotting teeth
bad haiku rotting my mind
it's like, holistic
Haiku # 16874, November 2, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by scott
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