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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
God on your side, huh?
Oh, we've heard that one before.
Mox, meet your maker!
Haiku # 16889 November 3, 2001 5:25 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (tell him I said "hi")
rapidly counting
the Haiku Avenger cries
"that was forty, Mox!"
Haiku # 16888 November 3, 2001 5:22 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
an H in the sky!
the distress call to summon
Haiku Avenger!
Haiku # 16887 November 3, 2001 5:18 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
his name is cute - Pie,
met him on chat that is why,
have you met my Pie?
Haiku # 16886 November 3, 2001 5:08 am ET
by moonflower
that was great shower,
water banging my soft skin,
squeaky clean now ohh!
Haiku # 16885 November 3, 2001 4:56 am ET
by moonflower
up late listening
to Joy Division, i think
Killah Priest is next.
Haiku # 16884 November 3, 2001 4:33 am ET
by k
Bastards:

People who don't know anything
I am the only one here who is worthy
of writing anything, you should know that
by now ash, you asshole
God is great!
Haiku # 16883 November 3, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Mox
should you write haiku
poetic jihad could cease
but why compromise ?

if you were just here
instead of searching for there
you'd be together
Haiku # 16882 November 3, 2001 12:10 am ET
by ash
war against bad drugs
war against terrorism
war against moxie
Haiku # 16881 November 3, 2001 12:06 am ET
by ash
Dark Romeo floats
Out of the bowels of Hades
Gifts of sedatives
Haiku # 16880 November 2, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by jewel1
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so ru
Haiku # 16879 November 2, 2001 10:14 pm ET
by necromancer
though yoth the window brakes
it is the east juiliet is the south
arise fair sun and kill the envious moon
Haiku # 16878 November 2, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by necromancer
Ripple on the pond
Cavern's absolute silence
Soul's inner yearnings
Haiku # 16877 November 2, 2001 10:11 pm ET
by jewel1
Night comes disturbing
The still repose of the dead
Memories calling
Haiku # 16876 November 2, 2001 10:10 pm ET
by jewel1
Snow-clad tulip bulb
Waits in the warmth of the earth
For springtime promise
Haiku # 16875 November 2, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by jewel1
candy rotting teeth
bad haiku rotting my mind
it's like, holistic
Haiku # 16874 November 2, 2001 9:25 pm ET
by scott
halloween candy
dressed up like tiny children
hey, just an image
Haiku # 16873 November 2, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by scott (innocent of all charges)
what is life, truly?
one big sodomization.
deep thoughts, by moxie
Haiku # 16872 November 2, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by scott (psst...change your name and write haiku, folks will leave you alone then)
I'm how you see me...
I can accept it or reject it...

xxx love yas...
Haiku # 16871 November 2, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by Moxie
some people seem to
me to be in this rut where
life is one big sodomization
Haiku # 16870 November 2, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Moxie
The schoolyard reeks of
the blood of geek and bully
too horny to stop
Haiku # 16869 November 2, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Moxie
some people are just assholes I guess...

Haiku # 16868 November 2, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by Moxie
looks like moxie has
gone off the lithium and
returned for abuse
Haiku # 16867 November 2, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by k_against_mox
he's like a punch toy
with an insipid smile
bobbing back for more

i too am tired
i flamed mox in a sonnet!
big bad bill, flame on.
Haiku # 16866 November 2, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by scott
I'm sorry good bad
haiku people, not in the
mood to squash mox

Too much good sex
in the last month dulled my horn,
someone else do it
Haiku # 16865 November 2, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by pure evil
Retards:

People mocked, looked down
on by the "higher endowed"
the people who would be the first to put
a bullet in their own heads if one
scratch in their beautiful facades came to pass
and they live on...
Haiku # 16864 November 2, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Mox
Haiku # 16863 November 2, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her heart is broken
why why did he went astray
did she spoil him so?
Haiku # 16861 November 2, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by moonflower
Mox, you retard, that
isn't a haiku. All non-
haiku should be floods.
Haiku # 16860 November 2, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by Flue Derr
sex is a lovely escape
but it goes nowhere if it is nowhere
with nothing but flat planes
and no chakras
Haiku # 16859 November 2, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Mox
come on baby do
the locomotion with me
come on baby do
Haiku # 16858 November 2, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ap
I'm going home now
I was spoiling for a fight,
but you're just no fun
Haiku # 16857 November 2, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
The refresh button
brings no torrent of insults.
You disappoint me...
Haiku # 16856 November 2, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
No-one wants to play...
What's the matter, bad poets?
You can't all be scared!
Haiku # 16855 November 2, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Flame wars in haiku?
A whole new concept to me...
Bring it on, weirdos!
Haiku # 16854 November 2, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Who could be the boss,
hooked up to the cross,
stranded,
in the land of the lost?
Haiku # 16853 November 2, 2001 8:35 am ET
by Gaz of $$$$
Cricket,
lovely cricket.
Haiku # 16852 November 2, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Ian Botham of Boycott's arse
Will Heaven be,
such a beutiful place,
with you lying there?!
Haiku # 16851 November 2, 2001 8:32 am ET
by of Gotham City
and if you look away,
you'll be doing what they say,
and if you look alive,
you'll be singled out and tried,
if you take home anything,
let it be your will to think,
the more single you become,
the better off you'll be.
Haiku # 16850 November 2, 2001 8:28 am ET
by of Arse
she's in a better
place they say, where could bet-
ter then here with me.
Haiku # 16849 November 2, 2001 6:44 am ET
by some internet chick
2 weeks ago to-
day, lost my gramma,who I
love so very much.
Haiku # 16848 November 2, 2001 6:42 am ET
by some internet chick
weeds around your grave,
melted candles everywhere,
will mine be the same?
Haiku # 16847 November 2, 2001 3:33 am ET
by moonflower
occluded by steam
a tiny light in shadow
the view from the moon
Haiku # 16846 November 2, 2001 3:29 am ET
by scott (going for the haiku moment)
no one ever know,
the memories you left me,
treasured so dearly.
Haiku # 16845 November 2, 2001 3:28 am ET
by moonflower
sweat fell on my brows,
walking the dirt dusty road
that led me to thy grave.
Haiku # 16844 November 2, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moonflower
Taking a midnight bath ---
steam on all of the windows
blurs the outside moon.
Haiku # 16843 November 2, 2001 3:15 am ET
by k
the meditation
bell rings, the sound of it's chime
floats off into space.
Haiku # 16842 November 2, 2001 3:11 am ET
by k
the meditation
Haiku # 16841 November 2, 2001 3:10 am ET
by k
saw barry lopez
read tonight, very moving
"Arctic Dreams" come true.
Haiku # 16840 November 2, 2001 1:58 am ET
by k_against_
thy sweet memories,
etched in my mind forever;
thank you dear grandpa!
Haiku # 16839 November 2, 2001 1:37 am ET
by moonflower