No-one wants to play...
What's the matter, bad poets?
You can't all be scared!

Flame wars in haiku?
A whole new concept to me...
Bring it on, weirdos!

Who could be the boss,
hooked up to the cross,
stranded,
in the land of the lost?

Cricket,
lovely cricket.

Will Heaven be,
such a beutiful place,
with you lying there?!

and if you look away,
you'll be doing what they say,
and if you look alive,
you'll be singled out and tried,
if you take home anything,
let it be your will to think,
the more single you become,
the better off you'll be.

she's in a better
place they say, where could bet-
ter then here with me.

2 weeks ago to-
day, lost my gramma,who I
love so very much.

weeds around your grave,
melted candles everywhere,
will mine be the same?

occluded by steam
a tiny light in shadow
the view from the moon

no one ever know,
the memories you left me,
treasured so dearly.

sweat fell on my brows,
walking the dirt dusty road
that led me to thy grave.

Taking a midnight bath ---
steam on all of the windows
blurs the outside moon.

the meditation
bell rings, the sound of it's chime
floats off into space.

the meditation

saw barry lopez
read tonight, very moving
"Arctic Dreams" come true.

thy sweet memories,
etched in my mind forever;
thank you dear grandpa!

---------(@
re, red roses for the dead,
we missed to haiku with!

just come do your thing,
nevermind what others think!
all are good i think.

come and flood this site
but do it with poetry
and make it good too

my own neurosis
it's quite a personal thing
so like, ummm..., fuck you !

an american ?
firing more blanks than tom cruise
electronic jism

flooding bad haiku
an anonymous poet
lives his wet dream

What are you doing?
I am kicking my own ass
Do you mind?......owwweeeeeeee

Please Greta, I am
on my knees in a nine hun-
dred dollar suit........YIKES

addicted am I
Bad Haiku I do hate much
stop writing I MUST

"check it out" he says
"bad Haiku is really cool"
now I am addicited

Addicted I am
to a site called bad haiku
HELP ME, I cant stop

YANKEES sure do suck
Arizona Diamond-backs
Go Diamond-backs GOOOOOOOOOOO

baseball oh baseball
thats all thats on the TV
hot men in tight pants

kid is fast asleep
nothing on the dumb tv
PLEASE come talk to me

alone on puter
isnt there someone on line
here in cyber world

hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy

wish I could be there
to see him for the first time
to look in his eyes

sitting here alone
phone rings,he called to say hi
glad to hear his voice

OK now I'm done
feeling sad and all alone
sorry for myself

I'll try to get 'round
To fixing it later on
May not though... we'll see

I know that there are
But this is just my hobby
I sleep on weekends

So Janis, I'm sure
you illustrate great drawings
but coding is key.

There are ways to change
certain things on a website
to dissuade lamers.

my name is so lame
rhymes suck a whole lotta duck
and k is so gay.

by the way, you are
the worst age guesser on the
whole damn internet.

no, it isn't. but
just cause that's what i did, not
mean that's all i do.

I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!

I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame

"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over

man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?

Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.

besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.

flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.

Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.

when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.