No-one wants to play...
What's the matter, bad poets?
You can't all be scared!
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Flame wars in haiku?
A whole new concept to me...
Bring it on, weirdos!
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Who could be the boss,
hooked up to the cross,
stranded,
in the land of the lost?
by Gaz of $$$$
Cricket,
lovely cricket.
by Ian Botham of Boycott's arse
Will Heaven be,
such a beutiful place,
with you lying there?!
by of Gotham City
and if you look away,
you'll be doing what they say,
and if you look alive,
you'll be singled out and tried,
if you take home anything,
let it be your will to think,
the more single you become,
the better off you'll be.
by of Arse
she's in a better
place they say, where could bet-
ter then here with me.
by some internet chick
2 weeks ago to-
day, lost my gramma,who I
love so very much.
by some internet chick
weeds around your grave,
melted candles everywhere,
will mine be the same?
by moonflower
occluded by steam
a tiny light in shadow
the view from the moon
by scott (going for the haiku moment)
no one ever know,
the memories you left me,
treasured so dearly.
by moonflower
sweat fell on my brows,
walking the dirt dusty road
that led me to thy grave.
by moonflower
Taking a midnight bath ---
steam on all of the windows
blurs the outside moon.
by k
the meditation
bell rings, the sound of it's chime
floats off into space.
by k
saw barry lopez
read tonight, very moving
"Arctic Dreams" come true.
by k_against_
thy sweet memories,
etched in my mind forever;
thank you dear grandpa!
by moonflower
---------(@
re, red roses for the dead,
we missed to haiku with!
by moonflower
just come do your thing,
nevermind what others think!
all are good i think.
by moonflower
come and flood this site
but do it with poetry
and make it good too
by ash
my own neurosis
it's quite a personal thing
so like, ummm..., fuck you !
by ash
an american ?
firing more blanks than tom cruise
electronic jism
by ash
flooding bad haiku
an anonymous poet
lives his wet dream
by ash
What are you doing?
I am kicking my own ass
Do you mind?......owwweeeeeeee
by some internet chick
Please Greta, I am
on my knees in a nine hun-
dred dollar suit........YIKES
by some internet chick
addicted am I
Bad Haiku I do hate much
stop writing I MUST
by some internet chick
"check it out" he says
"bad Haiku is really cool"
now I am addicited
by some internet chick
Addicted I am
to a site called bad haiku
HELP ME, I cant stop
by some internet chick
YANKEES sure do suck
Arizona Diamond-backs
Go Diamond-backs GOOOOOOOOOOO
by some internet chick
baseball oh baseball
thats all thats on the TV
hot men in tight pants
by some internet chick
kid is fast asleep
nothing on the dumb tv
PLEASE come talk to me
by some internet chick
alone on puter
isnt there someone on line
here in cyber world
by some internet chick
hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy
by some internet chick
wish I could be there
to see him for the first time
to look in his eyes
by some internet chick
sitting here alone
phone rings,he called to say hi
glad to hear his voice
by some internet chick
OK now I'm done
feeling sad and all alone
sorry for myself
by some internet chick
I'll try to get 'round
To fixing it later on
May not though... we'll see
by Janis
I know that there are
But this is just my hobby
I sleep on weekends
by Janis (an answer)
So Janis, I'm sure
you illustrate great drawings
but coding is key.
There are ways to change
certain things on a website
to dissuade lamers.
by k_against_lamers of at least I have an identity, and the age thing was at least guessed to match the level of intelligence you present here, which l
my name is so lame
rhymes suck a whole lotta duck
and k is so gay.
by Anonymous Poet_against_k
by the way, you are
the worst age guesser on the
whole damn internet.
by Anonymous Poet
no, it isn't. but
just cause that's what i did, not
mean that's all i do.
by Anonymous Poet
I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
by Amanda of Virginia
I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame
"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over
by k_against_lamers of you're right I don't get your style of hacking. Lemme guess, bored 15 yr old whose mommie won't let him out? That's the level
man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?
by Anonymous Poet
Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.
by k_against_taking_the_bait of Quality NOT quantity
besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.
by Anonymous Poet
flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.
by Anonymous Poet
Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.
by k_against_everyone of some internet chick's room
when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.
by k_against_flooding of Janis, if you need help with the filter I can offer something in either asp or in php
