Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy
Haiku # 16823, November 1, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
wish I could be there
to see him for the first time
to look in his eyes
Haiku # 16822, November 1, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here alone
phone rings,he called to say hi
glad to hear his voice

Haiku # 16821, November 1, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
OK now I'm done
feeling sad and all alone
sorry for myself
Haiku # 16820, November 1, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
I'll try to get 'round
To fixing it later on
May not though... we'll see
Haiku # 16819, November 1, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by Janis
I know that there are
But this is just my hobby
I sleep on weekends
Haiku # 16818, November 1, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Janis (an answer)
So Janis, I'm sure
you illustrate great drawings
but coding is key.

There are ways to change
certain things on a website
to dissuade lamers.
Haiku # 16817, November 1, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by k_against_lamers of at least I have an identity, and the age thing was at least guessed to match the level of intelligence you present here, which l
my name is so lame
rhymes suck a whole lotta duck
and k is so gay.
Haiku # 16816, November 1, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet_against_k
by the way, you are
the worst age guesser on the
whole damn internet.
Haiku # 16815, November 1, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no, it isn't. but
just cause that's what i did, not
mean that's all i do.
Haiku # 16814, November 1, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
Haiku # 16813, November 1, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Amanda of Virginia
I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame

"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over


Haiku # 16812, November 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by k_against_lamers of you're right I don't get your style of hacking. Lemme guess, bored 15 yr old whose mommie won't let him out? That's the level
man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?
Haiku # 16811, November 1, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.
Haiku # 16810, November 1, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by k_against_taking_the_bait of Quality NOT quantity
besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.
Haiku # 16809, November 1, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.
Haiku # 16808, November 1, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.
Haiku # 16807, November 1, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of some internet chick's room
when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.
Haiku # 16806, November 1, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by k_against_flooding of Janis, if you need help with the filter I can offer something in either asp or in php
SpongeBob may be cool
but never as awesome as
cute Calvin and Hobbes
Haiku # 16805, November 1, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
who lives in a pine-
apple under the sea, Sponge Bob
Square Pants .....is AWESOME
Haiku # 16804, November 1, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
happy as I can be
no more sad depressing thoughts
happy happy joy (joy)
Haiku # 16803, November 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
OK, that is IT!!!
enough with all of this shit!!
happy happy me!!!
Haiku # 16802, November 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
someday it will work,
sad and loney no more, Will
I ever be happy?
Haiku # 16801, November 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pathetic am I
feeling sorry for myself
must go on with life

Haiku # 16800, November 1, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by some internet chick
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
'O poor poor pitiful me
how stupid am I

Haiku # 16799, November 1, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
glummy day again
feeling sorry for my self
nothing goes my way
Haiku # 16798, November 1, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
so complicated
why cant things just go my way
just not ment to be
Haiku # 16797, November 1, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by some internet chick of to many miles away
Once again, I am
in control of all of you.
Flooding is so fun. :)
Haiku # 16796, November 1, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16795, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16794, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16793, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16792, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16791, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16790, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16789, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16788, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16787, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16786, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16785, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16784, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16783, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16782, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16781, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16780, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16779, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16778, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16777, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16776, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16775, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16774, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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