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29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 16795 November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16773 November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on November first
i'm strangely disappointed
by no hangover
Haiku # 16738 November 1, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott
Bacon is so good
Makes the heart cry out "Help me!"
Crunchy, soft or raw
Haiku # 16737 November 1, 2001 9:52 am ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
no need for fake blood
got careless with the razor
losing consciousness...
Haiku # 16736 October 31, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by scott
once i dressed in black
a pumpkin over my head
kissed some devil girls
Haiku # 16735 October 31, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by scott (i was just going to stay home, but vert's haiku reminded me of the true spirit of halloween)
friends who flake at the
last minute so they can get
laid, hopefully won't

get any action.
Haiku # 16734 October 31, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by k_against_sean
But I created
A brand spankin' new problem
As you will soon see
Haiku # 16733 October 31, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by Janis
I sort of fixed it
In a very stupid way
The biggest problem:

Assholes plentiful
In this silly little world
Hey, pass me that thing...
Haiku # 16732 October 31, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by Janis
So all that begs the
question for Janis: how is
the filter coming?
Haiku # 16730 October 31, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by k_against
Bandwagon fans cheer
Yankees empty victories
New York Mets will rise
Haiku # 16729 October 31, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
Drifting snow buries
The ambition in their hearts
Midwest, will Spring come?
Haiku # 16728 October 31, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn, usa
The damned Yankees rule
Seattle crawled back home whining
Arizona's turn next
Haiku # 16727 October 31, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
DDP says that
is not a bad thing, that is
a good thing. He smiles.
Haiku # 16726 October 31, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by WWF of WWF New York, the heart of Times Square
Flooding this site is
so easy and fun, I enjoy
it more than good sex.
Haiku # 16725 October 31, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new junk mail today:
"attract men with bigger breasts!"
just had to share it
Haiku # 16636 October 31, 2001 3:55 pm ET
by scott
rainy halloween,
wet muddy cementery,
watch out, white lady!
Haiku # 16635 October 31, 2001 6:25 am ET
by moonflower
Dressed as a priest
Drinking beer and smoking pot.
Halloween kickes ass!
Haiku # 16634 October 30, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Vert
last nice was awesome
you're too much fun
just think, three weeks, big bend & the sun
Haiku # 16633 October 30, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been reading
Rice's "The Mummy" today
Quick read goes quite fast
Haiku # 16632 October 30, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by WK
early winter rain
arc of color on gray sky
jewels beneath her coat
Haiku # 16631 October 30, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by scott
rotting in his chair
stinking rotten flesh seeping
putrid rotten air

information please
I wanna call the reaper
this life's way too grim
Haiku # 16630 October 30, 2001 7:52 am ET
by mellie
steganography
download some Al Queda tunes
play them back(wards) now

listen for allah
satan used this trick way back
in the olden days
Haiku # 16629 October 30, 2001 7:50 am ET
by mellie
equipped with a joint
and a compass...off you go!
please do not come back....
Haiku # 16628 October 30, 2001 7:07 am ET
by k_against_moonflower's_lack_of_self_awareness_and_oversimplified_way_of_expressing_otherwise_complicated_human_emotions_so_she_i of moonflower's little trip away into the "wilderness"
pathological
this site is full of whackos
give or take a few
Haiku # 16627 October 30, 2001 7:06 am ET
by ash
finally it has
started to rain. I thought that
fall would never come!
Haiku # 16626 October 30, 2001 7:04 am ET
by k_against_sunshine
haiku is great fun
expressing under the sun.
anyway you can.
Haiku # 16625 October 30, 2001 6:20 am ET
by moonflower
i pray over you
memories so fresh like snow
but you have to go.
Haiku # 16624 October 30, 2001 6:17 am ET
by moonflower
moonflower lacks the
quality of origin-
ality, that sucks!

but just think how nice
it must be to be so out
of it. free at last!
Haiku # 16623 October 30, 2001 6:06 am ET
by k_against_stupid_stupid__hippie_haiku of moonflower's little pot garden. Free 2 bee u and me.