Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

no one ever know,
the memories you left me,
treasured so dearly.
Haiku # 16845, November 2, 2001 3:28 am ET
by moonflower
sweat fell on my brows,
walking the dirt dusty road
that led me to thy grave.
Haiku # 16844, November 2, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moonflower
Taking a midnight bath ---
steam on all of the windows
blurs the outside moon.
Haiku # 16843, November 2, 2001 3:15 am ET
by k
the meditation
bell rings, the sound of it's chime
floats off into space.
Haiku # 16842, November 2, 2001 3:11 am ET
by k
the meditation
Haiku # 16841, November 2, 2001 3:10 am ET
by k
saw barry lopez
read tonight, very moving
"Arctic Dreams" come true.
Haiku # 16840, November 2, 2001 1:58 am ET
by k_against_
thy sweet memories,
etched in my mind forever;
thank you dear grandpa!
Haiku # 16839, November 2, 2001 1:37 am ET
by moonflower
---------(@
re, red roses for the dead,
we missed to haiku with!


Haiku # 16838, November 2, 2001 1:29 am ET
by moonflower
just come do your thing,
nevermind what others think!
all are good i think.
Haiku # 16837, November 2, 2001 1:24 am ET
by moonflower
come and flood this site
but do it with poetry
and make it good too
Haiku # 16836, November 1, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ash
my own neurosis
it's quite a personal thing
so like, ummm..., fuck you !
Haiku # 16835, November 1, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
an american ?
firing more blanks than tom cruise
electronic jism
Haiku # 16834, November 1, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ash
flooding bad haiku
an anonymous poet
lives his wet dream
Haiku # 16833, November 1, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by ash
What are you doing?
I am kicking my own ass
Do you mind?......owwweeeeeeee
Haiku # 16832, November 1, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Please Greta, I am
on my knees in a nine hun-
dred dollar suit........YIKES
Haiku # 16831, November 1, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by some internet chick
addicted am I
Bad Haiku I do hate much
stop writing I MUST
Haiku # 16830, November 1, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by some internet chick
"check it out" he says
"bad Haiku is really cool"
now I am addicited
Haiku # 16829, November 1, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
Addicted I am
to a site called bad haiku
HELP ME, I cant stop
Haiku # 16828, November 1, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by some internet chick
YANKEES sure do suck
Arizona Diamond-backs
Go Diamond-backs GOOOOOOOOOOO
Haiku # 16827, November 1, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
baseball oh baseball
thats all thats on the TV
hot men in tight pants
Haiku # 16826, November 1, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
kid is fast asleep
nothing on the dumb tv
PLEASE come talk to me
Haiku # 16825, November 1, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone on puter
isnt there someone on line
here in cyber world
Haiku # 16824, November 1, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy
Haiku # 16823, November 1, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
wish I could be there
to see him for the first time
to look in his eyes
Haiku # 16822, November 1, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here alone
phone rings,he called to say hi
glad to hear his voice

Haiku # 16821, November 1, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
OK now I'm done
feeling sad and all alone
sorry for myself
Haiku # 16820, November 1, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
I'll try to get 'round
To fixing it later on
May not though... we'll see
Haiku # 16819, November 1, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by Janis
I know that there are
But this is just my hobby
I sleep on weekends
Haiku # 16818, November 1, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Janis (an answer)
So Janis, I'm sure
you illustrate great drawings
but coding is key.

There are ways to change
certain things on a website
to dissuade lamers.
Haiku # 16817, November 1, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by k_against_lamers of at least I have an identity, and the age thing was at least guessed to match the level of intelligence you present here, which l
my name is so lame
rhymes suck a whole lotta duck
and k is so gay.
Haiku # 16816, November 1, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet_against_k
by the way, you are
the worst age guesser on the
whole damn internet.
Haiku # 16815, November 1, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no, it isn't. but
just cause that's what i did, not
mean that's all i do.
Haiku # 16814, November 1, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
Haiku # 16813, November 1, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Amanda of Virginia
I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame

"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over


Haiku # 16812, November 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by k_against_lamers of you're right I don't get your style of hacking. Lemme guess, bored 15 yr old whose mommie won't let him out? That's the level
man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?
Haiku # 16811, November 1, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.
Haiku # 16810, November 1, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by k_against_taking_the_bait of Quality NOT quantity
besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.
Haiku # 16809, November 1, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.
Haiku # 16808, November 1, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.
Haiku # 16807, November 1, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of some internet chick's room
when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.
Haiku # 16806, November 1, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by k_against_flooding of Janis, if you need help with the filter I can offer something in either asp or in php
SpongeBob may be cool
but never as awesome as
cute Calvin and Hobbes
Haiku # 16805, November 1, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
who lives in a pine-
apple under the sea, Sponge Bob
Square Pants .....is AWESOME
Haiku # 16804, November 1, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
happy as I can be
no more sad depressing thoughts
happy happy joy (joy)
Haiku # 16803, November 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
OK, that is IT!!!
enough with all of this shit!!
happy happy me!!!
Haiku # 16802, November 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
someday it will work,
sad and loney no more, Will
I ever be happy?
Haiku # 16801, November 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pathetic am I
feeling sorry for myself
must go on with life

Haiku # 16800, November 1, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by some internet chick
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
'O poor poor pitiful me
how stupid am I

Haiku # 16799, November 1, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
glummy day again
feeling sorry for my self
nothing goes my way
Haiku # 16798, November 1, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
so complicated
why cant things just go my way
just not ment to be
Haiku # 16797, November 1, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by some internet chick of to many miles away
Once again, I am
in control of all of you.
Flooding is so fun. :)
Haiku # 16796, November 1, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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