just come do your thing,
nevermind what others think!
all are good i think.

come and flood this site
but do it with poetry
and make it good too

my own neurosis
it's quite a personal thing
so like, ummm..., fuck you !

an american ?
firing more blanks than tom cruise
electronic jism

flooding bad haiku
an anonymous poet
lives his wet dream

What are you doing?
I am kicking my own ass
Do you mind?......owwweeeeeeee

Please Greta, I am
on my knees in a nine hun-
dred dollar suit........YIKES

addicted am I
Bad Haiku I do hate much
stop writing I MUST

"check it out" he says
"bad Haiku is really cool"
now I am addicited

Addicted I am
to a site called bad haiku
HELP ME, I cant stop

YANKEES sure do suck
Arizona Diamond-backs
Go Diamond-backs GOOOOOOOOOOO

baseball oh baseball
thats all thats on the TV
hot men in tight pants

kid is fast asleep
nothing on the dumb tv
PLEASE come talk to me

alone on puter
isnt there someone on line
here in cyber world

hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy

wish I could be there
to see him for the first time
to look in his eyes

sitting here alone
phone rings,he called to say hi
glad to hear his voice

OK now I'm done
feeling sad and all alone
sorry for myself

I'll try to get 'round
To fixing it later on
May not though... we'll see

I know that there are
But this is just my hobby
I sleep on weekends

So Janis, I'm sure
you illustrate great drawings
but coding is key.

There are ways to change
certain things on a website
to dissuade lamers.

my name is so lame
rhymes suck a whole lotta duck
and k is so gay.

by the way, you are
the worst age guesser on the
whole damn internet.

no, it isn't. but
just cause that's what i did, not
mean that's all i do.

I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!

I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame

"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over

man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?

Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.

besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.

flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.

Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.

when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.

SpongeBob may be cool
but never as awesome as
cute Calvin and Hobbes

who lives in a pine-
apple under the sea, Sponge Bob
Square Pants .....is AWESOME

happy as I can be
no more sad depressing thoughts
happy happy joy (joy)

OK, that is IT!!!
enough with all of this shit!!
happy happy me!!!

someday it will work,
sad and loney no more, Will
I ever be happy?

pathetic am I
feeling sorry for myself
must go on with life

boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
'O poor poor pitiful me
how stupid am I

glummy day again
feeling sorry for my self
nothing goes my way

so complicated
why cant things just go my way
just not ment to be

Once again, I am
in control of all of you.
Flooding is so fun. :)