Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
by of Virginia
I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame
"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame
"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over
by of you're right I don't get your style of hacking. Lemme guess, bored 15 yr old whose mommie won't let him out? That's the level
man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?
by
Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.
by of Quality NOT quantity
besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.
by
flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.
by
Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.
by of some internet chick's room
when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.
by of Janis, if you need help with the filter I can offer something in either asp or in php
SpongeBob may be cool
but never as awesome as
cute Calvin and Hobbes
but never as awesome as
cute Calvin and Hobbes
by
who lives in a pine-
apple under the sea, Sponge Bob
Square Pants .....is AWESOME
apple under the sea, Sponge Bob
Square Pants .....is AWESOME
by
happy as I can be
no more sad depressing thoughts
happy happy joy (joy)
no more sad depressing thoughts
happy happy joy (joy)
by
OK, that is IT!!!
enough with all of this shit!!
happy happy me!!!
enough with all of this shit!!
happy happy me!!!
by
someday it will work,
sad and loney no more, Will
I ever be happy?
sad and loney no more, Will
I ever be happy?
by
pathetic am I
feeling sorry for myself
must go on with life
feeling sorry for myself
must go on with life
by
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
'O poor poor pitiful me
how stupid am I
'O poor poor pitiful me
how stupid am I
by
glummy day again
feeling sorry for my self
nothing goes my way
feeling sorry for my self
nothing goes my way
by
so complicated
why cant things just go my way
just not ment to be
why cant things just go my way
just not ment to be
by of to many miles away
Once again, I am
in control of all of you.
Flooding is so fun. :)
in control of all of you.
Flooding is so fun. :)
by
on November first
i'm strangely disappointed
by no hangover
i'm strangely disappointed
by no hangover
by
Bacon is so good
Makes the heart cry out "Help me!"
Crunchy, soft or raw
Makes the heart cry out "Help me!"
Crunchy, soft or raw
by of brooklyn
no need for fake blood
got careless with the razor
losing consciousness...
got careless with the razor
losing consciousness...
by
once i dressed in black
a pumpkin over my head
kissed some devil girls
a pumpkin over my head
kissed some devil girls
by
friends who flake at the
last minute so they can get
laid, hopefully won't
get any action.
last minute so they can get
laid, hopefully won't
get any action.
by
But I created
A brand spankin' new problem
As you will soon see
A brand spankin' new problem
As you will soon see
by
I sort of fixed it
In a very stupid way
The biggest problem:
Assholes plentiful
In this silly little world
Hey, pass me that thing...
In a very stupid way
The biggest problem:
Assholes plentiful
In this silly little world
Hey, pass me that thing...
by
So all that begs the
question for Janis: how is
the filter coming?
question for Janis: how is
the filter coming?
by
Bandwagon fans cheer
Yankees empty victories
New York Mets will rise
Yankees empty victories
New York Mets will rise
by of brooklyn