Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
Haiku # 16813, November 1, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Amanda of Virginia
I don't get why you
call yourself a hacker and
spend time doing lame

"hacks" like not filling
in forms and submitting them
over and over


Haiku # 16812, November 1, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by k_against_lamers of you're right I don't get your style of hacking. Lemme guess, bored 15 yr old whose mommie won't let him out? That's the level
man, you are a real
funny specimen. you just
dont get hacking huh?
Haiku # 16811, November 1, 2001 7:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Actually, asshole
there are ways to stop flooding.
Cookies and good code.
Haiku # 16810, November 1, 2001 7:03 pm ET
by k_against_taking_the_bait of Quality NOT quantity
besides, why would they
want to stop me? im adding
more haiku than you.
Haiku # 16809, November 1, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
flooding will always
be in control, no filters
will stop it ever.
Haiku # 16808, November 1, 2001 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bottle of Prozac
next to the bed, posters of
Morrissey. Shades drawn.
Haiku # 16807, November 1, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of some internet chick's room
when the levee breaks
we ain't got nowhere to go
but to higher ground.
Haiku # 16806, November 1, 2001 6:41 pm ET
by k_against_flooding of Janis, if you need help with the filter I can offer something in either asp or in php
SpongeBob may be cool
but never as awesome as
cute Calvin and Hobbes
Haiku # 16805, November 1, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
who lives in a pine-
apple under the sea, Sponge Bob
Square Pants .....is AWESOME
Haiku # 16804, November 1, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by some internet chick
happy as I can be
no more sad depressing thoughts
happy happy joy (joy)
Haiku # 16803, November 1, 2001 6:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
OK, that is IT!!!
enough with all of this shit!!
happy happy me!!!
Haiku # 16802, November 1, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by some internet chick
someday it will work,
sad and loney no more, Will
I ever be happy?
Haiku # 16801, November 1, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pathetic am I
feeling sorry for myself
must go on with life

Haiku # 16800, November 1, 2001 6:05 pm ET
by some internet chick
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
'O poor poor pitiful me
how stupid am I

Haiku # 16799, November 1, 2001 6:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
glummy day again
feeling sorry for my self
nothing goes my way
Haiku # 16798, November 1, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
so complicated
why cant things just go my way
just not ment to be
Haiku # 16797, November 1, 2001 5:44 pm ET
by some internet chick of to many miles away
Once again, I am
in control of all of you.
Flooding is so fun. :)
Haiku # 16796, November 1, 2001 5:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16795, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16794, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16793, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16792, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16791, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16790, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16789, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16788, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16787, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16786, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16785, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16784, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16783, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16782, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16781, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16780, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16779, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16778, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16777, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16776, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16775, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16774, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16773, November 1, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
on November first
i'm strangely disappointed
by no hangover
Haiku # 16738, November 1, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by scott
Bacon is so good
Makes the heart cry out "Help me!"
Crunchy, soft or raw
Haiku # 16737, November 1, 2001 9:52 am ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
no need for fake blood
got careless with the razor
losing consciousness...
Haiku # 16736, October 31, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by scott
once i dressed in black
a pumpkin over my head
kissed some devil girls
Haiku # 16735, October 31, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by scott (i was just going to stay home, but vert's haiku reminded me of the true spirit of halloween)
friends who flake at the
last minute so they can get
laid, hopefully won't

get any action.
Haiku # 16734, October 31, 2001 9:38 pm ET
by k_against_sean
But I created
A brand spankin' new problem
As you will soon see
Haiku # 16733, October 31, 2001 9:29 pm ET
by Janis
I sort of fixed it
In a very stupid way
The biggest problem:

Assholes plentiful
In this silly little world
Hey, pass me that thing...
Haiku # 16732, October 31, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by Janis
So all that begs the
question for Janis: how is
the filter coming?
Haiku # 16730, October 31, 2001 8:02 pm ET
by k_against
Bandwagon fans cheer
Yankees empty victories
New York Mets will rise
Haiku # 16729, October 31, 2001 7:58 pm ET
by cheesecrustpizza of brooklyn
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