I sort of fixed it
In a very stupid way
The biggest problem:

Assholes plentiful
In this silly little world
Hey, pass me that thing...

So all that begs the
question for Janis: how is
the filter coming?

Bandwagon fans cheer
Yankees empty victories
New York Mets will rise

Drifting snow buries
The ambition in their hearts
Midwest, will Spring come?

The damned Yankees rule
Seattle crawled back home whining
Arizona's turn next

DDP says that
is not a bad thing, that is
a good thing. He smiles.

Flooding this site is
so easy and fun, I enjoy
it more than good sex.

new junk mail today:
"attract men with bigger breasts!"
just had to share it

rainy halloween,
wet muddy cementery,
watch out, white lady!

Dressed as a priest
Drinking beer and smoking pot.
Halloween kickes ass!

last nice was awesome
you're too much fun
just think, three weeks, big bend & the sun

I have been reading
Rice's "The Mummy" today
Quick read goes quite fast

early winter rain
arc of color on gray sky
jewels beneath her coat

rotting in his chair
stinking rotten flesh seeping
putrid rotten air

information please
I wanna call the reaper
this life's way too grim

steganography
download some Al Queda tunes
play them back(wards) now

listen for allah
satan used this trick way back
in the olden days

equipped with a joint
and a compass...off you go!
please do not come back....

pathological
this site is full of whackos
give or take a few

finally it has
started to rain. I thought that
fall would never come!

haiku is great fun
expressing under the sun.
anyway you can.

i pray over you
memories so fresh like snow
but you have to go.

moonflower lacks the
quality of origin-
ality, that sucks!

but just think how nice
it must be to be so out
of it. free at last!

slurp...syrup so sweet,
on my pancake come and eat,
before it's too late.

a candle for you,
with tears falling hot and slow,
should go before you.

the dead are playing
about fifteen years ago
and you are still there.

bathe.

here i sit a rough
stone that seems pretty but i
get rubbed way too much!

please help me!!! return me
back to the earth. distract her
with tofu. Save me!

i bring you flowers
white, yellow, pink, red, orange
can you smell them still?

here i am in the
magic bus, out of money,
mushrooms, and braincells.

gee looks so peaceful
ever snoring in that box
when will be my turn?

you know what? I just
want to say that I love rain
and I dislike sun.

think i will be there
with food and cool drinks to share
ever sleeping pal.

haiku avenger
i think i know your foli-
age, "fuck off nazi

punk!"

one line too many,
you cursed villain - take that!
(say no to drugs, kids)

whatever Dr.
Laura come back when you have
something better than

COFFEE!

when i hit refresh
and get haiku refreshment
it's like orgasm

coffee tastes real good
it also makes you wake up
goddamn i am wired

stealing obscenely
in the middle of the night
like a grim reaper

Tik tok tik tok tik
tok tik tok tik tok tik tok -
Time ticking away . . .

sounds like a job for
dah dah..Haiku Avenger!
but let's not say "art"

heinous crime on art
a cowardly abduction
haiku disappeared

my super power?
mutant haiku counting speed -
seventeen fingers!

fighting for Justice,
Truth, the American Way...
well, two out of three

rising from the bay
mutated by toxic slime
Haiku Avenger!

flower is really
a weed, sprouted up next to
a toxic waste dump.

what is a smile
but a frown turned upside down?
wait - that was backwards

sorrow fill my days
since my lover went away
but i'm still happy!

i am full of love
life is to be lived happily
oh shit! my count's off

I had a nice thing
going with my moonflower
roast. I wasn't done.

oh look, there goes Scott
overboard! What's that fin? It's
not a heron! Chomp!

scott adrift in shards
of moonlight on a dark bay.
watch out for tankers!

SPLAT!

jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch