Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I had a nice thing
going with my moonflower
roast. I wasn't done.
Haiku # 16597, October 29, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by k_against_deletion of wishing my beautiful, soulful works of haiku had not been deleted. Where's moonflower? Knives out!
oh look, there goes Scott
overboard! What's that fin? It's
not a heron! Chomp!
Haiku # 16596, October 29, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by k_against_scott of get a grip dude
scott adrift in shards
of moonlight on a dark bay.
watch out for tankers!

SPLAT!
Haiku # 16595, October 29, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by k_against_scott of wishing moonflower would come back so I could roast her/it some more
jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch
Haiku # 16594, October 29, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by scott the blasphemous (borrowing from King Missile here)
jesus came over
he farted then said "my bad"
that crazy jesus!
Haiku # 16593, October 29, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Psydeath
i went to the place
he said i could not be gay
so i killed his cat
Haiku # 16592, October 29, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Psydeaths
i was picturing
the moon in shards on the bay
i'm shattered, shattered
Haiku # 16591, October 29, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by scott (shoodoobie...)
shattered reflection
the moon shattered on the bay
mmm...roasted heron
Haiku # 16590, October 29, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by scott_against_good_haiku
the new moon came out
with the old moon in her arms.
october winds down.
Haiku # 16589, October 29, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by k
Hard to imagine
That Satan would be so hot
Let me suck those horns!
Haiku # 16588, October 29, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by kackarott
will you take me to
the scaryoke night at
club de ville wednesday?
Haiku # 16587, October 29, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
burning leaves a breeze
white dog sniffs the air then turns
trotting home at dusk
Haiku # 16586, October 29, 2001 11:26 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Hmmm... seems like stuff is
Very Very Missing No?
I didn't touch it

A phone call to my
Host seems to be in order
Will see what is up.
Haiku # 16585, October 29, 2001 10:14 am ET
by janis
I feel as if part
of me was taken away
but for now i'll deal.
Haiku # 16584, October 29, 2001 6:48 am ET
by k_against_deletion
in between the walls
mickey and his friends at play
stealing food from me
Haiku # 16583, October 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by solo
Still water at dusk.
Herons in wavering light
hunt fish among clouds.
Haiku # 16582, October 29, 2001 1:50 am ET
by k of near the bay
so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?
Haiku # 16581, October 29, 2001 1:28 am ET
by um....
Haiku # 16580, October 29, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line: mad cash.
Haiku # 16579, October 26, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by scott (shove me in the shallow water already)
Haiku # 16578, October 26, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running
Like rabid rabbits
Haiku # 16577, October 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
a feruncle on
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash
Haiku # 16576, October 25, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later


Haiku # 16575, October 25, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
Haiku # 16574, October 25, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries

I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
Haiku # 16573, October 25, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by WK
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
Haiku # 16572, October 25, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by scott (couldn't help myself)
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full

thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate

icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
Haiku # 16571, October 25, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie
my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.
Haiku # 16570, October 25, 2001 7:32 am ET
by moonflower
i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big
Haiku # 16569, October 25, 2001 7:28 am ET
by moonflower
beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.
Haiku # 16568, October 25, 2001 7:26 am ET
by moonflower
you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u? How sad.
Haiku # 16567, October 25, 2001 7:16 am ET
by torture king
BLAH BLAH BLAH
FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 16566, October 25, 2001 7:14 am ET
by torture king
this place sucks soooooooooo much
that i can post whatever
the fuck i want and I don't have to give a shit how long the sylable count runs
Haiku # 16565, October 25, 2001 7:13 am ET
by torture king
the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?
Haiku # 16564, October 25, 2001 7:11 am ET
by torture king
Haiku # 16563, October 25, 2001 7:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.
Haiku # 16562, October 25, 2001 7:09 am ET
by torture king
Chinese Connection
"Kung Fu is Back" purple
Bruce Lees Kick
Haiku # 16561, October 25, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
a new tax system
some hope for mensa members
all others are damned
Haiku # 16560, October 24, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ash
if this is your own
int'restin philosophy
if quoted, it's cool
Haiku # 16559, October 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by sheena@admiration for 16002
a rose by any...
"sheena" is almost, not quite
similar in sound

(y'all were discussing nomenclature)
Haiku # 16558, October 24, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by sheena@what's in a name?
i've been tricked again
the noodles are still crunchy
instant lunch, my ass!
Haiku # 16557, October 24, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by scott
Flung from ill-thought faith
Twin horizontal horrors
Scything skyline dreams
Haiku # 16556, October 24, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Gary O. of Oklahoma
all assholes smell bad,
not matter how sexy at that,
feces exits in that you forgot?
Haiku # 16555, October 24, 2001 5:42 am ET
by moonflower
we sniff each other
some assholes smell pretty good
let's see that tail wag
Haiku # 16554, October 24, 2001 4:56 am ET
by scott
grandma was quite dead
slipped her TwinLab Ripped Fuel Tea
sadly, she's still dead
Haiku # 16553, October 24, 2001 4:44 am ET
by scott, last one about the tea i promise
vert's an asshole king
loved by his asshole subjects
they all smell alike

Haiku # 16552, October 24, 2001 2:45 am ET
by stolich
vert haiku hero?
he's just an asshole worshipped
by other assholes
Haiku # 16551, October 24, 2001 2:40 am ET
by absolut
Construction
Destruction Hand in Hand
Path of Life
Haiku # 16550, October 24, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
Haiku # 16549, October 24, 2001 12:02 am ET
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
Haiku # 16548, October 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
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