bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
by Bung Daddy
vert! haiku hero
original author of
grandma has a cock
by ap
This is a very
stupid site for all those lo-
sers who have no lives
by torture king
it's an expression
don't form a mental image:
"jesus fucking shit"
by the killer haiku...you have been warned, and should skip this if you have any sense at all (assuming the previous haiku didn't k
Drunken lap dances!
So, yadda yadda yadda
I puked in her box.
by Vert
my pouty red lips,
hungry, can all men to see?
am yours. free to taste.
by moonflower
it's thermogenic!
one sip, you'll bench four-fifty
you'll need some new clothes
i served grandma tea
she drank some TwinLabs Ripped Fuel
next time: chamomile
by scott
TwinLabs Ripped Fuel Tea
the quickest way to huge pecs
it's the orange peel
by scott
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck
each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
by Anonymous Poet
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck
each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
by Anonymous Poet
no one will whip me;
walk laughing, free and happy;
why not also thee?
by moonflower
life is not like that;
how can i tell you all that;
all Afghan women.
i enjoy life much;
and i am not bad in that;
do unveil fast.
by moonflower
Kcyzinski got laid
women loved his dark passion
John Hinkley bombed out
by scott
my heart is fluffy
it's big and warm and fuzzy
they're still running tests
by scott
Minds interworking
together for each other.
Forgot? We're greedy...
Paradise dreams
hopes and wishes that never
arrive or cease.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Blood soaked paint
A reminder of quiet,
On with the games!
by Cod wobbler
Poo and pee,
a subtle day
time for a teabag
by Cod wobbler
A rhyming haiku is bad
here's my attempt, it is sad
now it's over and i am glad
by Tinkertot
Answer me this please(5)
Moxie me this? Moxie That?(7)
Crisp Haiku I write(5)
by Tricksta Fox
there is Amanda
she is way to nice to me
she brightens my life
by Drew
she is sick today
i want her to feel better
shes my everything
by Drew
ate a pink lady
juicy and sweet it was too
but not delicious
by mellie
Ross with pen in ear
always sitting over there
laughs at my dumb jokes
by Drew of Staunton, Va
Golden leaves
In Crisp winds descend
To base of a oak tree
by tricksta Fox
short and crisp
Haiku I write
What is a moxie?
by Tricksta Fox
thy veils are opened
angelic face smiles at you
yet her heart is cursed
by absolut
evil is around;
because some people are bound;
by devils we frown.
open thy veils now;
you are so good, never evil;
life could be better.
by moonflower
we laugh at you Nec,
your dimples are oh so deep,
your eyes twinkle quick.
by moonflower
bushy brows, brown eyes;
tum tight, cant let out of sight;
you are my love, knight.
dimps deep, teeth pearly;
you are a wonderful sight;
please be mine tonight.
by moonflower
blond pigtails, slim hips
can i taste your pouty lips?
hopeless longing, tips
you're hit on all day
men order just to watch you
tell me about it
i'll have a latte
i gotta latte to give
don't throw it at me
by scott, "working" at the cafe, parts 3-5
the well lit cafe
the beautiful young women
my coffee stained teeth
"that's a nice laptop"
he goes on for two hours
my battery's dead
by scott, "working" at the cafe (parts 1 & 2 )
trixta's no moxie
at least we're given three lines
good enough for me
by scott (well, better than incoherent rambling and flame wars)
tricksta fox please note
though your works are amusing
you count like moxie
by ash
Roar!
Blue and Green lions growl at me
Damn Good Shrooms!!!
by Tricksta Fox
His food I ate
His wine I drank Sexual Congress
With wife made him faint
by Tricksta Fox
campylobacter
inhabit my intestines
making me shitty
by ash
Ancient Haiku dedicated to Janis:
I regret picking
and not picking
violets
by Anonymous
by Betty LeBomb
Shuffling through boxes
in grandma's attic, I found
thirty grams of sex
by Betty LeBomb
Electrical wires
black and thick and alien
wrap my arms like vines
by Betty LeBomb
With my noodle sieve
weed out bugs and brown floaters--
make this pasta pure
by Betty LeBomb
Blue breaks through the clouds
there has been much rain lately
mucking up the Earth
by Betty LeBomb
set out to finish
a relationship gone bad
one call ENDS it ALL!!!!!
time has come at last
I knew it wouldnt last long
good news...all is done!!!
by your internet chick
sure am missing you
does absence make the heart grow
SAINT, I miss you soooo
by your internet chick
clouds flood the valley
lagoon like a billabong
Old Woman greets day
by mellie
so this is it vert
guess we're through after last night
i need real men
by vert's ex gf
and don't go bragging
as if you are well endowed
believe me..you ain't
by vert's gf
had to lick your ass
your erectile dysfunction
made me really bored
by vert's gf
Last night in bed
My girlfriend licked my asshole.
I think Im in love!
by Vert
