Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Blue breaks through the clouds
there has been much rain lately
mucking up the Earth
Haiku # 16507, October 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
set out to finish
a relationship gone bad
one call ENDS it ALL!!!!!

time has come at last
I knew it wouldnt last long
good news...all is done!!!
Haiku # 16506, October 22, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by your internet chick
sure am missing you
does absence make the heart grow
SAINT, I miss you soooo
Haiku # 16505, October 22, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by your internet chick
clouds flood the valley
lagoon like a billabong
Old Woman greets day
Haiku # 16504, October 22, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by mellie
so this is it vert
guess we're through after last night
i need real men
Haiku # 16503, October 22, 2001 11:58 am ET
by vert's ex gf
and don't go bragging
as if you are well endowed
believe me..you ain't
Haiku # 16502, October 22, 2001 11:53 am ET
by vert's gf
had to lick your ass
your erectile dysfunction
made me really bored
Haiku # 16501, October 22, 2001 11:48 am ET
by vert's gf
Last night in bed
My girlfriend licked my asshole.
I think Im in love!
Haiku # 16500, October 22, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Vert
you need a filter
one for all the crap janis
oops, what about mine?
Haiku # 16499, October 22, 2001 8:53 am ET
by mellie
if the oblivion will not end
i will cherish my life as if it was to
end today
Haiku # 16498, October 22, 2001 7:01 am ET
by necromancer
i love you dearly,
yes until eternity,
have no fear my son.
Haiku # 16497, October 22, 2001 6:58 am ET
by moonflower
hair grey, face wrinkled,
time have changed you so much dad,
stay with me i pray.

Haiku # 16496, October 22, 2001 6:55 am ET
by moonflower
cheese and butter,
that is all that ever matter,
to my one platter.
Haiku # 16495, October 22, 2001 6:50 am ET
by moonflower
bitter butterfly,
try to laugh and do not cry,
you are loved know why.
Haiku # 16494, October 22, 2001 6:45 am ET
by moonflower
nothingness filter
removes any nothingness
leaving only all
Haiku # 16493, October 22, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ash
janis, unclamp it:
you're not pro-nazi are you?
you were drunk on fumes
Haiku # 16492, October 22, 2001 4:55 am ET
by scott (whoa!) badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
softy and silky hair;
please do not fall in the air;
let me touch oh Clair.
Haiku # 16491, October 22, 2001 3:57 am ET
by moonflower
people are happy,
like the birds and fish guppy;
my heart feels fluffy.
Haiku # 16490, October 22, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moonflower
no haiku given?
cant think of anything even?
rest now in heaven.
Haiku # 16489, October 22, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moonflower
No haiku submit-
ted ... will all be gone so soon
Nothingness filter
Haiku # 16488, October 22, 2001 3:29 am ET
by Janis
I wanna new 'blog
One that won't make me sick.. One
That won't make feel....
Haiku # 16487, October 22, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Janis
Its unpopular
My opinions I do mean
Mouth firmly shut
Haiku # 16486, October 22, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Janis
Ah... good old spray paint
I remember you so well
Face deep in the bag
Haiku # 16485, October 22, 2001 3:24 am ET
by Janis
marin nazi youth:
please go OD on something
inhale your spray paint
Haiku # 16484, October 22, 2001 2:06 am ET
by scott, badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
here's a dharma door:
be real, not so "enlightened"
close it when you leave
Haiku # 16483, October 22, 2001 1:59 am ET
by scott to that chick
the price of freedom
is eternal vigilance
- thomas jefferson
Haiku # 16482, October 22, 2001 1:57 am ET
by scott...well, i typed it
pure evil decides,
tricksta fox is not moxie,
back to well earned nap
Haiku # 16481, October 22, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two linked Haiku
American Style
Shit in your nacho
Haiku # 16480, October 21, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
pure evil awakens,
fathomless eyes examine
tricksta foxes words
Haiku # 16479, October 21, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Tricksta Fox, that
poem sucks, it's not even
a haiku, dumbass.
Haiku # 16478, October 21, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by Nacho Master
Ill Haiku
You see below
What you think?
Haiku # 16477, October 21, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox

Reality is violent
Imaginary doves
Shout for peace to

A deaf world with
Wounds that leak
Vile Secretions
Haiku # 16476, October 21, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
hon, stay sweet and true;
and please do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.
Haiku # 16475, October 21, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by moonflower
hon, stay sweet and true;
and do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.
Haiku # 16474, October 21, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by moonflower
love is a puzzle;
lovers cannot untangle;
just play the puzzle.
Haiku # 16473, October 21, 2001 7:57 pm ET
by moonflower
last book read: Valis
favorite sport: mountain biking
my sake: haiku
Haiku # 16472, October 21, 2001 7:50 pm ET
by scott the satyrical
yes, her hands are huge.
her low voice high: "meditate".
just pay it no-mind.
Haiku # 16471, October 21, 2001 7:40 pm ET
by scott (teacher has a what?)
don't date therapists
they're professional screw-ups
give me yahoo games
Haiku # 16470, October 21, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by scott (over-generalizing as usual...and not about the ex, if anyone cares, or even if they don't...)
raindrops and teardrops;
keep pouring oh so alike;
just pour life's meaning.
Haiku # 16469, October 21, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by moonflower
hugging ex-girlfriend
we fit like jigsaw pieces
difficult puzzle
Haiku # 16468, October 21, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by scott
i thank the Lord Jesus;
40 years of life on earth;
with so much blessings.
Haiku # 16467, October 21, 2001 7:20 pm ET
by moonflower
Yellow bus
On asphalt roaring
Rush to catch
Haiku # 16466, October 21, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox of ATL
Midterms,
Amoral Giants stalk
Stressed student
Haiku # 16465, October 21, 2001 11:51 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
ur lips,ur lips uuuuuuu blablablablablablablablablba??????
Haiku # 16464, October 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by haikU of da WORST
kevin is devilish,
handsome and bright,
i love kevin with all my heart.
Haiku # 16463, October 21, 2001 2:51 am ET
by moonflower
Haiku # 16462, October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16461, October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16460, October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16459, October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 16458, October 21, 2001 2:19 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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