Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

my heart is fluffy
it's big and warm and fuzzy
they're still running tests
Haiku # 16534, October 23, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by scott
Minds interworking
together for each other.
Forgot? We're greedy...

Paradise dreams
hopes and wishes that never
arrive or cease.
Haiku # 16533, October 23, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Blood soaked paint
A reminder of quiet,
On with the games!
Haiku # 16532, October 23, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Cod wobbler
Poo and pee,
a subtle day
time for a teabag
Haiku # 16531, October 23, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Cod wobbler
A rhyming haiku is bad
here's my attempt, it is sad
now it's over and i am glad
Haiku # 16530, October 23, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Tinkertot
Answer me this please(5)
Moxie me this? Moxie That?(7)
Crisp Haiku I write(5)
Haiku # 16529, October 23, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
there is Amanda
she is way to nice to me
she brightens my life
Haiku # 16528, October 23, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Drew
she is sick today
i want her to feel better
shes my everything
Haiku # 16527, October 23, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Drew
ate a pink lady
juicy and sweet it was too
but not delicious
Haiku # 16526, October 23, 2001 9:06 am ET
by mellie
Ross with pen in ear
always sitting over there
laughs at my dumb jokes
Haiku # 16525, October 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Drew of Staunton, Va
Golden leaves
In Crisp winds descend
To base of a oak tree
Haiku # 16524, October 23, 2001 7:37 am ET
by tricksta Fox
short and crisp
Haiku I write
What is a moxie?
Haiku # 16523, October 23, 2001 7:36 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
thy veils are opened
angelic face smiles at you
yet her heart is cursed

Haiku # 16522, October 23, 2001 6:46 am ET
by absolut
evil is around;
because some people are bound;
by devils we frown.

open thy veils now;
you are so good, never evil;
life could be better.
Haiku # 16521, October 23, 2001 5:56 am ET
by moonflower
we laugh at you Nec,
your dimples are oh so deep,
your eyes twinkle quick.
Haiku # 16520, October 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
bushy brows, brown eyes;
tum tight, cant let out of sight;
you are my love, knight.

dimps deep, teeth pearly;
you are a wonderful sight;
please be mine tonight.
Haiku # 16519, October 23, 2001 5:35 am ET
by moonflower
blond pigtails, slim hips
can i taste your pouty lips?
hopeless longing, tips

you're hit on all day
men order just to watch you
tell me about it

i'll have a latte
i gotta latte to give
don't throw it at me
Haiku # 16518, October 23, 2001 3:52 am ET
by scott, "working" at the cafe, parts 3-5
the well lit cafe
the beautiful young women
my coffee stained teeth

"that's a nice laptop"
he goes on for two hours
my battery's dead
Haiku # 16517, October 23, 2001 3:50 am ET
by scott, "working" at the cafe (parts 1 & 2 )
trixta's no moxie
at least we're given three lines
good enough for me
Haiku # 16516, October 23, 2001 3:44 am ET
by scott (well, better than incoherent rambling and flame wars)
tricksta fox please note
though your works are amusing
you count like moxie
Haiku # 16515, October 22, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by ash
Roar!
Blue and Green lions growl at me
Damn Good Shrooms!!!
Haiku # 16514, October 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
His food I ate
His wine I drank Sexual Congress
With wife made him faint
Haiku # 16513, October 22, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
campylobacter
inhabit my intestines
making me shitty
Haiku # 16512, October 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by ash
Ancient Haiku dedicated to Janis:

I regret picking
and not picking
violets

by Anonymous
Haiku # 16511, October 22, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Shuffling through boxes
in grandma's attic, I found
thirty grams of sex
Haiku # 16510, October 22, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Electrical wires
black and thick and alien
wrap my arms like vines
Haiku # 16509, October 22, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With my noodle sieve
weed out bugs and brown floaters--
make this pasta pure
Haiku # 16508, October 22, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blue breaks through the clouds
there has been much rain lately
mucking up the Earth
Haiku # 16507, October 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
set out to finish
a relationship gone bad
one call ENDS it ALL!!!!!

time has come at last
I knew it wouldnt last long
good news...all is done!!!
Haiku # 16506, October 22, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by your internet chick
sure am missing you
does absence make the heart grow
SAINT, I miss you soooo
Haiku # 16505, October 22, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by your internet chick
clouds flood the valley
lagoon like a billabong
Old Woman greets day
Haiku # 16504, October 22, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by mellie
so this is it vert
guess we're through after last night
i need real men
Haiku # 16503, October 22, 2001 11:58 am ET
by vert's ex gf
and don't go bragging
as if you are well endowed
believe me..you ain't
Haiku # 16502, October 22, 2001 11:53 am ET
by vert's gf
had to lick your ass
your erectile dysfunction
made me really bored
Haiku # 16501, October 22, 2001 11:48 am ET
by vert's gf
Last night in bed
My girlfriend licked my asshole.
I think Im in love!
Haiku # 16500, October 22, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Vert
you need a filter
one for all the crap janis
oops, what about mine?
Haiku # 16499, October 22, 2001 8:53 am ET
by mellie
if the oblivion will not end
i will cherish my life as if it was to
end today
Haiku # 16498, October 22, 2001 7:01 am ET
by necromancer
i love you dearly,
yes until eternity,
have no fear my son.
Haiku # 16497, October 22, 2001 6:58 am ET
by moonflower
hair grey, face wrinkled,
time have changed you so much dad,
stay with me i pray.

Haiku # 16496, October 22, 2001 6:55 am ET
by moonflower
cheese and butter,
that is all that ever matter,
to my one platter.
Haiku # 16495, October 22, 2001 6:50 am ET
by moonflower
bitter butterfly,
try to laugh and do not cry,
you are loved know why.
Haiku # 16494, October 22, 2001 6:45 am ET
by moonflower
nothingness filter
removes any nothingness
leaving only all
Haiku # 16493, October 22, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ash
janis, unclamp it:
you're not pro-nazi are you?
you were drunk on fumes
Haiku # 16492, October 22, 2001 4:55 am ET
by scott (whoa!) badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
softy and silky hair;
please do not fall in the air;
let me touch oh Clair.
Haiku # 16491, October 22, 2001 3:57 am ET
by moonflower
people are happy,
like the birds and fish guppy;
my heart feels fluffy.
Haiku # 16490, October 22, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moonflower
no haiku given?
cant think of anything even?
rest now in heaven.
Haiku # 16489, October 22, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moonflower
No haiku submit-
ted ... will all be gone so soon
Nothingness filter
Haiku # 16488, October 22, 2001 3:29 am ET
by Janis
I wanna new 'blog
One that won't make me sick.. One
That won't make feel....
Haiku # 16487, October 22, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Janis
Its unpopular
My opinions I do mean
Mouth firmly shut
Haiku # 16486, October 22, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Janis
Ah... good old spray paint
I remember you so well
Face deep in the bag
Haiku # 16485, October 22, 2001 3:24 am ET
by Janis
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