Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

short and crisp
Haiku I write
What is a moxie?
Haiku # 16523, October 23, 2001 7:36 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
thy veils are opened
angelic face smiles at you
yet her heart is cursed

Haiku # 16522, October 23, 2001 6:46 am ET
by absolut
evil is around;
because some people are bound;
by devils we frown.

open thy veils now;
you are so good, never evil;
life could be better.
Haiku # 16521, October 23, 2001 5:56 am ET
by moonflower
we laugh at you Nec,
your dimples are oh so deep,
your eyes twinkle quick.
Haiku # 16520, October 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
bushy brows, brown eyes;
tum tight, cant let out of sight;
you are my love, knight.

dimps deep, teeth pearly;
you are a wonderful sight;
please be mine tonight.
Haiku # 16519, October 23, 2001 5:35 am ET
by moonflower
blond pigtails, slim hips
can i taste your pouty lips?
hopeless longing, tips

you're hit on all day
men order just to watch you
tell me about it

i'll have a latte
i gotta latte to give
don't throw it at me
Haiku # 16518, October 23, 2001 3:52 am ET
by scott, "working" at the cafe, parts 3-5
the well lit cafe
the beautiful young women
my coffee stained teeth

"that's a nice laptop"
he goes on for two hours
my battery's dead
Haiku # 16517, October 23, 2001 3:50 am ET
by scott, "working" at the cafe (parts 1 & 2 )
trixta's no moxie
at least we're given three lines
good enough for me
Haiku # 16516, October 23, 2001 3:44 am ET
by scott (well, better than incoherent rambling and flame wars)
tricksta fox please note
though your works are amusing
you count like moxie
Haiku # 16515, October 22, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by ash
Roar!
Blue and Green lions growl at me
Damn Good Shrooms!!!
Haiku # 16514, October 22, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
His food I ate
His wine I drank Sexual Congress
With wife made him faint
Haiku # 16513, October 22, 2001 11:25 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
campylobacter
inhabit my intestines
making me shitty
Haiku # 16512, October 22, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by ash
Ancient Haiku dedicated to Janis:

I regret picking
and not picking
violets

by Anonymous
Haiku # 16511, October 22, 2001 8:15 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Shuffling through boxes
in grandma's attic, I found
thirty grams of sex
Haiku # 16510, October 22, 2001 8:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Electrical wires
black and thick and alien
wrap my arms like vines
Haiku # 16509, October 22, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
With my noodle sieve
weed out bugs and brown floaters--
make this pasta pure
Haiku # 16508, October 22, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Blue breaks through the clouds
there has been much rain lately
mucking up the Earth
Haiku # 16507, October 22, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
set out to finish
a relationship gone bad
one call ENDS it ALL!!!!!

time has come at last
I knew it wouldnt last long
good news...all is done!!!
Haiku # 16506, October 22, 2001 7:18 pm ET
by your internet chick
sure am missing you
does absence make the heart grow
SAINT, I miss you soooo
Haiku # 16505, October 22, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by your internet chick
clouds flood the valley
lagoon like a billabong
Old Woman greets day
Haiku # 16504, October 22, 2001 3:13 pm ET
by mellie
so this is it vert
guess we're through after last night
i need real men
Haiku # 16503, October 22, 2001 11:58 am ET
by vert's ex gf
and don't go bragging
as if you are well endowed
believe me..you ain't
Haiku # 16502, October 22, 2001 11:53 am ET
by vert's gf
had to lick your ass
your erectile dysfunction
made me really bored
Haiku # 16501, October 22, 2001 11:48 am ET
by vert's gf
Last night in bed
My girlfriend licked my asshole.
I think Im in love!
Haiku # 16500, October 22, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Vert
you need a filter
one for all the crap janis
oops, what about mine?
Haiku # 16499, October 22, 2001 8:53 am ET
by mellie
if the oblivion will not end
i will cherish my life as if it was to
end today
Haiku # 16498, October 22, 2001 7:01 am ET
by necromancer
i love you dearly,
yes until eternity,
have no fear my son.
Haiku # 16497, October 22, 2001 6:58 am ET
by moonflower
hair grey, face wrinkled,
time have changed you so much dad,
stay with me i pray.

Haiku # 16496, October 22, 2001 6:55 am ET
by moonflower
cheese and butter,
that is all that ever matter,
to my one platter.
Haiku # 16495, October 22, 2001 6:50 am ET
by moonflower
bitter butterfly,
try to laugh and do not cry,
you are loved know why.
Haiku # 16494, October 22, 2001 6:45 am ET
by moonflower
nothingness filter
removes any nothingness
leaving only all
Haiku # 16493, October 22, 2001 5:52 am ET
by ash
janis, unclamp it:
you're not pro-nazi are you?
you were drunk on fumes
Haiku # 16492, October 22, 2001 4:55 am ET
by scott (whoa!) badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
softy and silky hair;
please do not fall in the air;
let me touch oh Clair.
Haiku # 16491, October 22, 2001 3:57 am ET
by moonflower
people are happy,
like the birds and fish guppy;
my heart feels fluffy.
Haiku # 16490, October 22, 2001 3:55 am ET
by moonflower
no haiku given?
cant think of anything even?
rest now in heaven.
Haiku # 16489, October 22, 2001 3:52 am ET
by moonflower
No haiku submit-
ted ... will all be gone so soon
Nothingness filter
Haiku # 16488, October 22, 2001 3:29 am ET
by Janis
I wanna new 'blog
One that won't make me sick.. One
That won't make feel....
Haiku # 16487, October 22, 2001 3:27 am ET
by Janis
Its unpopular
My opinions I do mean
Mouth firmly shut
Haiku # 16486, October 22, 2001 3:25 am ET
by Janis
Ah... good old spray paint
I remember you so well
Face deep in the bag
Haiku # 16485, October 22, 2001 3:24 am ET
by Janis
marin nazi youth:
please go OD on something
inhale your spray paint
Haiku # 16484, October 22, 2001 2:06 am ET
by scott, badhaikuboy@yahoo.com
here's a dharma door:
be real, not so "enlightened"
close it when you leave
Haiku # 16483, October 22, 2001 1:59 am ET
by scott to that chick
the price of freedom
is eternal vigilance
- thomas jefferson
Haiku # 16482, October 22, 2001 1:57 am ET
by scott...well, i typed it
pure evil decides,
tricksta fox is not moxie,
back to well earned nap
Haiku # 16481, October 22, 2001 12:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Two linked Haiku
American Style
Shit in your nacho
Haiku # 16480, October 21, 2001 11:05 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
pure evil awakens,
fathomless eyes examine
tricksta foxes words
Haiku # 16479, October 21, 2001 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey Tricksta Fox, that
poem sucks, it's not even
a haiku, dumbass.
Haiku # 16478, October 21, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by Nacho Master
Ill Haiku
You see below
What you think?
Haiku # 16477, October 21, 2001 8:44 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox

Reality is violent
Imaginary doves
Shout for peace to

A deaf world with
Wounds that leak
Vile Secretions
Haiku # 16476, October 21, 2001 8:24 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
hon, stay sweet and true;
and please do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.
Haiku # 16475, October 21, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by moonflower
hon, stay sweet and true;
and do not make me blue;
cause i love just you.
Haiku # 16474, October 21, 2001 8:04 pm ET
by moonflower
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