Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later
by Bung Daddy
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries
I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
by WK
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
by scott (couldn't help myself)
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full
thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate
icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
by mellie
my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.
by moonflower
i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big
by moonflower
beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.
by moonflower
you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u? How sad.
by torture king
BLAH BLAH BLAH
FUCK OFF!
by torture king
this place sucks soooooooooo much
that i can post whatever
the fuck i want and I don't have to give a shit how long the sylable count runs
by torture king
the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?
by torture king
give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.
by torture king
Chinese Connection
"Kung Fu is Back" purple
Bruce Lees Kick
by Tricksta Fox
a new tax system
some hope for mensa members
all others are damned
by ash
if this is your own
int'restin philosophy
if quoted, it's cool
by sheena@admiration for 16002
a rose by any...
"sheena" is almost, not quite
similar in sound
(y'all were discussing nomenclature)
by sheena@what's in a name?
i've been tricked again
the noodles are still crunchy
instant lunch, my ass!
by scott
Flung from ill-thought faith
Twin horizontal horrors
Scything skyline dreams
by Gary O. of Oklahoma
all assholes smell bad,
not matter how sexy at that,
feces exits in that you forgot?
by moonflower
we sniff each other
some assholes smell pretty good
let's see that tail wag
by scott
grandma was quite dead
slipped her TwinLab Ripped Fuel Tea
sadly, she's still dead
by scott, last one about the tea i promise
vert's an asshole king
loved by his asshole subjects
they all smell alike
by stolich
vert haiku hero?
he's just an asshole worshipped
by other assholes
by absolut
Construction
Destruction Hand in Hand
Path of Life
by Tricksta Fox
bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
by Bung Daddy
vert! haiku hero
original author of
grandma has a cock
by ap
This is a very
stupid site for all those lo-
sers who have no lives
by torture king
it's an expression
don't form a mental image:
"jesus fucking shit"
by the killer haiku...you have been warned, and should skip this if you have any sense at all (assuming the previous haiku didn't k
Drunken lap dances!
So, yadda yadda yadda
I puked in her box.
by Vert
my pouty red lips,
hungry, can all men to see?
am yours. free to taste.
by moonflower
it's thermogenic!
one sip, you'll bench four-fifty
you'll need some new clothes
i served grandma tea
she drank some TwinLabs Ripped Fuel
next time: chamomile
by scott
TwinLabs Ripped Fuel Tea
the quickest way to huge pecs
it's the orange peel
by scott
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck
each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
by Anonymous Poet
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck
each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
by Anonymous Poet
no one will whip me;
walk laughing, free and happy;
why not also thee?
by moonflower
life is not like that;
how can i tell you all that;
all Afghan women.
i enjoy life much;
and i am not bad in that;
do unveil fast.
by moonflower
Kcyzinski got laid
women loved his dark passion
John Hinkley bombed out
by scott
my heart is fluffy
it's big and warm and fuzzy
they're still running tests
by scott
Minds interworking
together for each other.
Forgot? We're greedy...
Paradise dreams
hopes and wishes that never
arrive or cease.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Blood soaked paint
A reminder of quiet,
On with the games!
by Cod wobbler
Poo and pee,
a subtle day
time for a teabag
by Cod wobbler
A rhyming haiku is bad
here's my attempt, it is sad
now it's over and i am glad
by Tinkertot
Answer me this please(5)
Moxie me this? Moxie That?(7)
Crisp Haiku I write(5)
by Tricksta Fox
there is Amanda
she is way to nice to me
she brightens my life
by Drew
she is sick today
i want her to feel better
shes my everything
by Drew
ate a pink lady
juicy and sweet it was too
but not delicious
by mellie
