Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?
Haiku # 16564, October 25, 2001 7:11 am ET
by torture king
Haiku # 16563, October 25, 2001 7:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.
Haiku # 16562, October 25, 2001 7:09 am ET
by torture king
Chinese Connection
"Kung Fu is Back" purple
Bruce Lees Kick
Haiku # 16561, October 25, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
a new tax system
some hope for mensa members
all others are damned
Haiku # 16560, October 24, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ash
if this is your own
int'restin philosophy
if quoted, it's cool
Haiku # 16559, October 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by sheena@admiration for 16002
a rose by any...
"sheena" is almost, not quite
similar in sound

(y'all were discussing nomenclature)
Haiku # 16558, October 24, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by sheena@what's in a name?
i've been tricked again
the noodles are still crunchy
instant lunch, my ass!
Haiku # 16557, October 24, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by scott
Flung from ill-thought faith
Twin horizontal horrors
Scything skyline dreams
Haiku # 16556, October 24, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Gary O. of Oklahoma
all assholes smell bad,
not matter how sexy at that,
feces exits in that you forgot?
Haiku # 16555, October 24, 2001 5:42 am ET
by moonflower
we sniff each other
some assholes smell pretty good
let's see that tail wag
Haiku # 16554, October 24, 2001 4:56 am ET
by scott
grandma was quite dead
slipped her TwinLab Ripped Fuel Tea
sadly, she's still dead
Haiku # 16553, October 24, 2001 4:44 am ET
by scott, last one about the tea i promise
vert's an asshole king
loved by his asshole subjects
they all smell alike

Haiku # 16552, October 24, 2001 2:45 am ET
by stolich
vert haiku hero?
he's just an asshole worshipped
by other assholes
Haiku # 16551, October 24, 2001 2:40 am ET
by absolut
Construction
Destruction Hand in Hand
Path of Life
Haiku # 16550, October 24, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
Haiku # 16549, October 24, 2001 12:02 am ET
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
Haiku # 16548, October 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Haiku # 16547, October 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vert! haiku hero
original author of
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 16546, October 23, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
This is a very
stupid site for all those lo-
sers who have no lives
Haiku # 16545, October 23, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by torture king
it's an expression
don't form a mental image:
"jesus fucking shit"
Haiku # 16544, October 23, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by the killer haiku...you have been warned, and should skip this if you have any sense at all (assuming the previous haiku didn't k
Drunken lap dances!
So, yadda yadda yadda
I puked in her box.
Haiku # 16543, October 23, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Vert
my pouty red lips,
hungry, can all men to see?
am yours. free to taste.
Haiku # 16542, October 23, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by moonflower
it's thermogenic!
one sip, you'll bench four-fifty
you'll need some new clothes

i served grandma tea
she drank some TwinLabs Ripped Fuel
next time: chamomile
Haiku # 16541, October 23, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by scott
TwinLabs Ripped Fuel Tea
the quickest way to huge pecs
it's the orange peel
Haiku # 16540, October 23, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by scott
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck

each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
Haiku # 16539, October 23, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck

each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
Haiku # 16538, October 23, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no one will whip me;
walk laughing, free and happy;
why not also thee?
Haiku # 16537, October 23, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by moonflower
life is not like that;
how can i tell you all that;
all Afghan women.

i enjoy life much;
and i am not bad in that;
do unveil fast.
Haiku # 16536, October 23, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by moonflower
Kcyzinski got laid
women loved his dark passion
John Hinkley bombed out
Haiku # 16535, October 23, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by scott
my heart is fluffy
it's big and warm and fuzzy
they're still running tests
Haiku # 16534, October 23, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by scott
Minds interworking
together for each other.
Forgot? We're greedy...

Paradise dreams
hopes and wishes that never
arrive or cease.
Haiku # 16533, October 23, 2001 12:50 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Blood soaked paint
A reminder of quiet,
On with the games!
Haiku # 16532, October 23, 2001 11:34 am ET
by Cod wobbler
Poo and pee,
a subtle day
time for a teabag
Haiku # 16531, October 23, 2001 11:30 am ET
by Cod wobbler
A rhyming haiku is bad
here's my attempt, it is sad
now it's over and i am glad
Haiku # 16530, October 23, 2001 11:19 am ET
by Tinkertot
Answer me this please(5)
Moxie me this? Moxie That?(7)
Crisp Haiku I write(5)
Haiku # 16529, October 23, 2001 11:05 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
there is Amanda
she is way to nice to me
she brightens my life
Haiku # 16528, October 23, 2001 9:44 am ET
by Drew
she is sick today
i want her to feel better
shes my everything
Haiku # 16527, October 23, 2001 9:40 am ET
by Drew
ate a pink lady
juicy and sweet it was too
but not delicious
Haiku # 16526, October 23, 2001 9:06 am ET
by mellie
Ross with pen in ear
always sitting over there
laughs at my dumb jokes
Haiku # 16525, October 23, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Drew of Staunton, Va
Golden leaves
In Crisp winds descend
To base of a oak tree
Haiku # 16524, October 23, 2001 7:37 am ET
by tricksta Fox
short and crisp
Haiku I write
What is a moxie?
Haiku # 16523, October 23, 2001 7:36 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
thy veils are opened
angelic face smiles at you
yet her heart is cursed

Haiku # 16522, October 23, 2001 6:46 am ET
by absolut
evil is around;
because some people are bound;
by devils we frown.

open thy veils now;
you are so good, never evil;
life could be better.
Haiku # 16521, October 23, 2001 5:56 am ET
by moonflower
we laugh at you Nec,
your dimples are oh so deep,
your eyes twinkle quick.
Haiku # 16520, October 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
bushy brows, brown eyes;
tum tight, cant let out of sight;
you are my love, knight.

dimps deep, teeth pearly;
you are a wonderful sight;
please be mine tonight.
Haiku # 16519, October 23, 2001 5:35 am ET
by moonflower
blond pigtails, slim hips
can i taste your pouty lips?
hopeless longing, tips

you're hit on all day
men order just to watch you
tell me about it

i'll have a latte
i gotta latte to give
don't throw it at me
Haiku # 16518, October 23, 2001 3:52 am ET
by scott, "working" at the cafe, parts 3-5
the well lit cafe
the beautiful young women
my coffee stained teeth

"that's a nice laptop"
he goes on for two hours
my battery's dead
Haiku # 16517, October 23, 2001 3:50 am ET
by scott, "working" at the cafe (parts 1 & 2 )
trixta's no moxie
at least we're given three lines
good enough for me
Haiku # 16516, October 23, 2001 3:44 am ET
by scott (well, better than incoherent rambling and flame wars)
tricksta fox please note
though your works are amusing
you count like moxie
Haiku # 16515, October 22, 2001 11:43 pm ET
by ash
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