Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

in between the walls
mickey and his friends at play
stealing food from me
Haiku # 16583, October 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by solo
Still water at dusk.
Herons in wavering light
hunt fish among clouds.
Haiku # 16582, October 29, 2001 1:50 am ET
by k of near the bay
so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?
Haiku # 16581, October 29, 2001 1:28 am ET
by um....
Haiku # 16580, October 29, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line: mad cash.
Haiku # 16579, October 26, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by scott (shove me in the shallow water already)
Haiku # 16578, October 26, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running
Like rabid rabbits
Haiku # 16577, October 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
a feruncle on
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash
Haiku # 16576, October 25, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later


Haiku # 16575, October 25, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
Haiku # 16574, October 25, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries

I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
Haiku # 16573, October 25, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by WK
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
Haiku # 16572, October 25, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by scott (couldn't help myself)
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full

thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate

icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
Haiku # 16571, October 25, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie
my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.
Haiku # 16570, October 25, 2001 7:32 am ET
by moonflower
i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big
Haiku # 16569, October 25, 2001 7:28 am ET
by moonflower
beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.
Haiku # 16568, October 25, 2001 7:26 am ET
by moonflower
you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u? How sad.
Haiku # 16567, October 25, 2001 7:16 am ET
by torture king
BLAH BLAH BLAH
FUCK OFF!
Haiku # 16566, October 25, 2001 7:14 am ET
by torture king
this place sucks soooooooooo much
that i can post whatever
the fuck i want and I don't have to give a shit how long the sylable count runs
Haiku # 16565, October 25, 2001 7:13 am ET
by torture king
the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?
Haiku # 16564, October 25, 2001 7:11 am ET
by torture king
Haiku # 16563, October 25, 2001 7:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.
Haiku # 16562, October 25, 2001 7:09 am ET
by torture king
Chinese Connection
"Kung Fu is Back" purple
Bruce Lees Kick
Haiku # 16561, October 25, 2001 12:18 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
a new tax system
some hope for mensa members
all others are damned
Haiku # 16560, October 24, 2001 10:12 pm ET
by ash
if this is your own
int'restin philosophy
if quoted, it's cool
Haiku # 16559, October 24, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by sheena@admiration for 16002
a rose by any...
"sheena" is almost, not quite
similar in sound

(y'all were discussing nomenclature)
Haiku # 16558, October 24, 2001 8:51 pm ET
by sheena@what's in a name?
i've been tricked again
the noodles are still crunchy
instant lunch, my ass!
Haiku # 16557, October 24, 2001 6:51 pm ET
by scott
Flung from ill-thought faith
Twin horizontal horrors
Scything skyline dreams
Haiku # 16556, October 24, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Gary O. of Oklahoma
all assholes smell bad,
not matter how sexy at that,
feces exits in that you forgot?
Haiku # 16555, October 24, 2001 5:42 am ET
by moonflower
we sniff each other
some assholes smell pretty good
let's see that tail wag
Haiku # 16554, October 24, 2001 4:56 am ET
by scott
grandma was quite dead
slipped her TwinLab Ripped Fuel Tea
sadly, she's still dead
Haiku # 16553, October 24, 2001 4:44 am ET
by scott, last one about the tea i promise
vert's an asshole king
loved by his asshole subjects
they all smell alike

Haiku # 16552, October 24, 2001 2:45 am ET
by stolich
vert haiku hero?
he's just an asshole worshipped
by other assholes
Haiku # 16551, October 24, 2001 2:40 am ET
by absolut
Construction
Destruction Hand in Hand
Path of Life
Haiku # 16550, October 24, 2001 12:11 am ET
by Tricksta Fox
bung daddy back here,
ash has campylobacter,
two plus two equals????
Haiku # 16549, October 24, 2001 12:02 am ET
by number two, four, eight, sixty-four...a shitty week
weathered asshole
wiping with one ply wad
screaming shits, dab dab.
Haiku # 16548, October 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
Haiku # 16547, October 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vert! haiku hero
original author of
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 16546, October 23, 2001 9:56 pm ET
by ap
This is a very
stupid site for all those lo-
sers who have no lives
Haiku # 16545, October 23, 2001 8:45 pm ET
by torture king
it's an expression
don't form a mental image:
"jesus fucking shit"
Haiku # 16544, October 23, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by the killer haiku...you have been warned, and should skip this if you have any sense at all (assuming the previous haiku didn't k
Drunken lap dances!
So, yadda yadda yadda
I puked in her box.
Haiku # 16543, October 23, 2001 7:55 pm ET
by Vert
my pouty red lips,
hungry, can all men to see?
am yours. free to taste.
Haiku # 16542, October 23, 2001 7:43 pm ET
by moonflower
it's thermogenic!
one sip, you'll bench four-fifty
you'll need some new clothes

i served grandma tea
she drank some TwinLabs Ripped Fuel
next time: chamomile
Haiku # 16541, October 23, 2001 6:47 pm ET
by scott
TwinLabs Ripped Fuel Tea
the quickest way to huge pecs
it's the orange peel
Haiku # 16540, October 23, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by scott
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck

each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
Haiku # 16539, October 23, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
toss and turn all night
if I dont love, I dont rest
now I'm just a wreck

each day I am less
sure what to do because I
miss you more and more
Haiku # 16538, October 23, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no one will whip me;
walk laughing, free and happy;
why not also thee?
Haiku # 16537, October 23, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by moonflower
life is not like that;
how can i tell you all that;
all Afghan women.

i enjoy life much;
and i am not bad in that;
do unveil fast.
Haiku # 16536, October 23, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by moonflower
Kcyzinski got laid
women loved his dark passion
John Hinkley bombed out
Haiku # 16535, October 23, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by scott
my heart is fluffy
it's big and warm and fuzzy
they're still running tests
Haiku # 16534, October 23, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by scott
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