Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

the dead are playing
about fifteen years ago
and you are still there.

bathe.
Haiku # 16620, October 30, 2001 5:58 am ET
by k_against_moonflower's_patchouli_scent of hopefully upwind
here i sit a rough
stone that seems pretty but i
get rubbed way too much!

please help me!!! return me
back to the earth. distract her
with tofu. Save me!
Haiku # 16619, October 30, 2001 5:54 am ET
by k_against_stupidity_and_moonflower_although_they_could_be_mistaken_for_the_same_Thing of moonflower's crystal collection
i bring you flowers
white, yellow, pink, red, orange
can you smell them still?
Haiku # 16618, October 30, 2001 5:53 am ET
by moonflower
here i am in the
magic bus, out of money,
mushrooms, and braincells.
Haiku # 16617, October 30, 2001 5:49 am ET
by k_really_glad_moonflower_is_back_because_my_little_fire_was_going_out_for_lack_of_wood of moonflower's magic bus: what is moonflower really thinking?
gee looks so peaceful
ever snoring in that box
when will be my turn?
Haiku # 16616, October 30, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
you know what? I just
want to say that I love rain
and I dislike sun.
Haiku # 16615, October 30, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_sunshine of make whatever analysis of this statement u want but I could care less as i'm tired of sunburns and i love to brood.
think i will be there
with food and cool drinks to share
ever sleeping pal.
Haiku # 16614, October 30, 2001 5:43 am ET
by moonflower
haiku avenger
i think i know your foli-
age, "fuck off nazi

punk!"
Haiku # 16613, October 30, 2001 5:25 am ET
by k_against_weak_imposters of still in love with the dead kennedy's enough to let them say this one for me
one line too many,
you cursed villain - take that!
(say no to drugs, kids)
Haiku # 16612, October 30, 2001 5:11 am ET
by haiku avenger
whatever Dr.
Laura come back when you have
something better than

COFFEE!
Haiku # 16611, October 30, 2001 4:58 am ET
by k_against_legal_drugs of i could use some crack actually
when i hit refresh
and get haiku refreshment
it's like orgasm
Haiku # 16610, October 30, 2001 4:22 am ET
by h.a.
coffee tastes real good
it also makes you wake up
goddamn i am wired
Haiku # 16609, October 30, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Laura
stealing obscenely
in the middle of the night
like a grim reaper
Haiku # 16608, October 30, 2001 4:15 am ET
by mellie
Tik tok tik tok tik
tok tik tok tik tok tik tok -
Time ticking away . . .
Haiku # 16607, October 30, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sounds like a job for
dah dah..Haiku Avenger!
but let's not say "art"
Haiku # 16606, October 30, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
heinous crime on art
a cowardly abduction
haiku disappeared
Haiku # 16605, October 30, 2001 1:29 am ET
by ash
my super power?
mutant haiku counting speed -
seventeen fingers!
Haiku # 16604, October 30, 2001 1:12 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
fighting for Justice,
Truth, the American Way...
well, two out of three
Haiku # 16603, October 30, 2001 1:09 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (there's a lot of red in my costume)
rising from the bay
mutated by toxic slime
Haiku Avenger!
Haiku # 16602, October 30, 2001 1:07 am ET
by scott (that tanker of yours didn't kill me after all!)
flower is really
a weed, sprouted up next to
a toxic waste dump.
Haiku # 16601, October 29, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
what is a smile
but a frown turned upside down?
wait - that was backwards
Haiku # 16600, October 29, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by flower power!
sorrow fill my days
since my lover went away
but i'm still happy!
Haiku # 16599, October 29, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by flower power
i am full of love
life is to be lived happily
oh shit! my count's off
Haiku # 16598, October 29, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by flower power!
I had a nice thing
going with my moonflower
roast. I wasn't done.
Haiku # 16597, October 29, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by k_against_deletion of wishing my beautiful, soulful works of haiku had not been deleted. Where's moonflower? Knives out!
oh look, there goes Scott
overboard! What's that fin? It's
not a heron! Chomp!
Haiku # 16596, October 29, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by k_against_scott of get a grip dude
scott adrift in shards
of moonlight on a dark bay.
watch out for tankers!

SPLAT!
Haiku # 16595, October 29, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by k_against_scott of wishing moonflower would come back so I could roast her/it some more
jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch
Haiku # 16594, October 29, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by scott the blasphemous (borrowing from King Missile here)
jesus came over
he farted then said "my bad"
that crazy jesus!
Haiku # 16593, October 29, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Psydeath
i went to the place
he said i could not be gay
so i killed his cat
Haiku # 16592, October 29, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Psydeaths
i was picturing
the moon in shards on the bay
i'm shattered, shattered
Haiku # 16591, October 29, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by scott (shoodoobie...)
shattered reflection
the moon shattered on the bay
mmm...roasted heron
Haiku # 16590, October 29, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by scott_against_good_haiku
the new moon came out
with the old moon in her arms.
october winds down.
Haiku # 16589, October 29, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by k
Hard to imagine
That Satan would be so hot
Let me suck those horns!
Haiku # 16588, October 29, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by kackarott
will you take me to
the scaryoke night at
club de ville wednesday?
Haiku # 16587, October 29, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
burning leaves a breeze
white dog sniffs the air then turns
trotting home at dusk
Haiku # 16586, October 29, 2001 11:26 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Hmmm... seems like stuff is
Very Very Missing No?
I didn't touch it

A phone call to my
Host seems to be in order
Will see what is up.
Haiku # 16585, October 29, 2001 10:14 am ET
by janis
I feel as if part
of me was taken away
but for now i'll deal.
Haiku # 16584, October 29, 2001 6:48 am ET
by k_against_deletion
in between the walls
mickey and his friends at play
stealing food from me
Haiku # 16583, October 29, 2001 2:05 am ET
by solo
Still water at dusk.
Herons in wavering light
hunt fish among clouds.
Haiku # 16582, October 29, 2001 1:50 am ET
by k of near the bay
so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?
Haiku # 16581, October 29, 2001 1:28 am ET
by um....
Haiku # 16580, October 29, 2001 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line: mad cash.
Haiku # 16579, October 26, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by scott (shove me in the shallow water already)
Haiku # 16578, October 26, 2001 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running
Like rabid rabbits
Haiku # 16577, October 25, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by Tricksta Fox
a feruncle on
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash
Haiku # 16576, October 25, 2001 10:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later


Haiku # 16575, October 25, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Bung Daddy
(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)
Haiku # 16574, October 25, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by scott (yes, torture king is right of course)
Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries

I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?
Haiku # 16573, October 25, 2001 4:18 pm ET
by WK
one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin
Haiku # 16572, October 25, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by scott (couldn't help myself)
chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full

thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate

icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode
Haiku # 16571, October 25, 2001 8:30 am ET
by mellie
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