whatever Dr.
Laura come back when you have
something better than

COFFEE!

when i hit refresh
and get haiku refreshment
it's like orgasm

coffee tastes real good
it also makes you wake up
goddamn i am wired

stealing obscenely
in the middle of the night
like a grim reaper

Tik tok tik tok tik
tok tik tok tik tok tik tok -
Time ticking away . . .

sounds like a job for
dah dah..Haiku Avenger!
but let's not say "art"

heinous crime on art
a cowardly abduction
haiku disappeared

my super power?
mutant haiku counting speed -
seventeen fingers!

fighting for Justice,
Truth, the American Way...
well, two out of three

rising from the bay
mutated by toxic slime
Haiku Avenger!

flower is really
a weed, sprouted up next to
a toxic waste dump.

what is a smile
but a frown turned upside down?
wait - that was backwards

sorrow fill my days
since my lover went away
but i'm still happy!

i am full of love
life is to be lived happily
oh shit! my count's off

I had a nice thing
going with my moonflower
roast. I wasn't done.

oh look, there goes Scott
overboard! What's that fin? It's
not a heron! Chomp!

scott adrift in shards
of moonlight on a dark bay.
watch out for tankers!

SPLAT!

jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch

jesus came over
he farted then said "my bad"
that crazy jesus!

i went to the place
he said i could not be gay
so i killed his cat

i was picturing
the moon in shards on the bay
i'm shattered, shattered

shattered reflection
the moon shattered on the bay
mmm...roasted heron

the new moon came out
with the old moon in her arms.
october winds down.

Hard to imagine
That Satan would be so hot
Let me suck those horns!

will you take me to
the scaryoke night at
club de ville wednesday?

burning leaves a breeze
white dog sniffs the air then turns
trotting home at dusk

Hmmm... seems like stuff is
Very Very Missing No?
I didn't touch it

A phone call to my
Host seems to be in order
Will see what is up.

I feel as if part
of me was taken away
but for now i'll deal.

in between the walls
mickey and his friends at play
stealing food from me

Still water at dusk.
Herons in wavering light
hunt fish among clouds.

so, like, what happened to all the recent stuff?

life is a bad rash.
or is life really sad trash?
bottom line: mad cash.

Life is a mad Dash
From here to there, Running
Like rabid rabbits

a feruncle on
my phalanx, caused a bingal,
life is a bad mash

Paver likes his poo;
rolls it up into small balls
saves it for later

(syllable-counters:
"chocolate" can be two or three...
silly obsession)

Since we talk of food
French Dip with yum Au Jus sauce
Also Curly Fries

I have leftovers
And I am very full today
Who wants the rest here?

one more chocolate mint?
i know you're full, but you see
it is wafer thin

chicken risotto
a fresh green garden salad
my tummy was full

thought it was ok
honey macadamia
double chocolate

icecream bottled plums
my gut is not used to this
belly could explode

my heart is breaking;
i cannot express the pain;
now that you've left.

i did my best brod,
you know how i wish you best,
but world is too big

beloved brother,
whatever...wherever..whenever
i will be here.

you guys take this place real fucking serious,
don't u? How sad.

BLAH BLAH BLAH
FUCK OFF!

this place sucks soooooooooo much
that i can post whatever
the fuck i want and I don't have to give a shit how long the sylable count runs

the sad thing is, you
think you are all so clever.
If that's true, why post?

give me one good rea-
son you all come and post here?
I'm just drunk as shit.