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rainy halloween,
wet muddy cementery,
watch out, white lady!
Haiku # 16635, October 31, 2001 6:25 am ET
by moonflower
Dressed as a priest
Drinking beer and smoking pot.
Halloween kickes ass!
Haiku # 16634, October 30, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by Vert
last nice was awesome
you're too much fun
just think, three weeks, big bend & the sun
Haiku # 16633, October 30, 2001 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been reading
Rice's "The Mummy" today
Quick read goes quite fast
Haiku # 16632, October 30, 2001 5:27 pm ET
by WK
early winter rain
arc of color on gray sky
jewels beneath her coat
Haiku # 16631, October 30, 2001 2:27 pm ET
by scott
rotting in his chair
stinking rotten flesh seeping
putrid rotten air

information please
I wanna call the reaper
this life's way too grim
Haiku # 16630, October 30, 2001 7:52 am ET
by mellie
steganography
download some Al Queda tunes
play them back(wards) now

listen for allah
satan used this trick way back
in the olden days
Haiku # 16629, October 30, 2001 7:50 am ET
by mellie
equipped with a joint
and a compass...off you go!
please do not come back....
Haiku # 16628, October 30, 2001 7:07 am ET
by k_against_moonflower's_lack_of_self_awareness_and_oversimplified_way_of_expressing_otherwise_complicated_human_emotions_so_she_i of moonflower's little trip away into the "wilderness"
pathological
this site is full of whackos
give or take a few
Haiku # 16627, October 30, 2001 7:06 am ET
by ash
finally it has
started to rain. I thought that
fall would never come!
Haiku # 16626, October 30, 2001 7:04 am ET
by k_against_sunshine
haiku is great fun
expressing under the sun.
anyway you can.
Haiku # 16625, October 30, 2001 6:20 am ET
by moonflower
i pray over you
memories so fresh like snow
but you have to go.
Haiku # 16624, October 30, 2001 6:17 am ET
by moonflower
moonflower lacks the
quality of origin-
ality, that sucks!

but just think how nice
it must be to be so out
of it. free at last!
Haiku # 16623, October 30, 2001 6:06 am ET
by k_against_stupid_stupid__hippie_haiku of moonflower's little pot garden. Free 2 bee u and me.
slurp...syrup so sweet,
on my pancake come and eat,
before it's too late.
Haiku # 16622, October 30, 2001 6:02 am ET
by moonflower
a candle for you,
with tears falling hot and slow,
should go before you.
Haiku # 16621, October 30, 2001 5:59 am ET
by moonflower
the dead are playing
about fifteen years ago
and you are still there.

bathe.
Haiku # 16620, October 30, 2001 5:58 am ET
by k_against_moonflower's_patchouli_scent of hopefully upwind
here i sit a rough
stone that seems pretty but i
get rubbed way too much!

please help me!!! return me
back to the earth. distract her
with tofu. Save me!
Haiku # 16619, October 30, 2001 5:54 am ET
by k_against_stupidity_and_moonflower_although_they_could_be_mistaken_for_the_same_Thing of moonflower's crystal collection
i bring you flowers
white, yellow, pink, red, orange
can you smell them still?
Haiku # 16618, October 30, 2001 5:53 am ET
by moonflower
here i am in the
magic bus, out of money,
mushrooms, and braincells.
Haiku # 16617, October 30, 2001 5:49 am ET
by k_really_glad_moonflower_is_back_because_my_little_fire_was_going_out_for_lack_of_wood of moonflower's magic bus: what is moonflower really thinking?
gee looks so peaceful
ever snoring in that box
when will be my turn?
Haiku # 16616, October 30, 2001 5:47 am ET
by moonflower
you know what? I just
want to say that I love rain
and I dislike sun.
Haiku # 16615, October 30, 2001 5:46 am ET
by k_against_sunshine of make whatever analysis of this statement u want but I could care less as i'm tired of sunburns and i love to brood.
think i will be there
with food and cool drinks to share
ever sleeping pal.
Haiku # 16614, October 30, 2001 5:43 am ET
by moonflower
haiku avenger
i think i know your foli-
age, "fuck off nazi

punk!"
Haiku # 16613, October 30, 2001 5:25 am ET
by k_against_weak_imposters of still in love with the dead kennedy's enough to let them say this one for me
one line too many,
you cursed villain - take that!
(say no to drugs, kids)
Haiku # 16612, October 30, 2001 5:11 am ET
by haiku avenger
whatever Dr.
Laura come back when you have
something better than

COFFEE!
Haiku # 16611, October 30, 2001 4:58 am ET
by k_against_legal_drugs of i could use some crack actually
when i hit refresh
and get haiku refreshment
it's like orgasm
Haiku # 16610, October 30, 2001 4:22 am ET
by h.a.
coffee tastes real good
it also makes you wake up
goddamn i am wired
Haiku # 16609, October 30, 2001 4:15 am ET
by Laura
stealing obscenely
in the middle of the night
like a grim reaper
Haiku # 16608, October 30, 2001 4:15 am ET
by mellie
Tik tok tik tok tik
tok tik tok tik tok tik tok -
Time ticking away . . .
Haiku # 16607, October 30, 2001 3:07 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
sounds like a job for
dah dah..Haiku Avenger!
but let's not say "art"
Haiku # 16606, October 30, 2001 1:58 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
heinous crime on art
a cowardly abduction
haiku disappeared
Haiku # 16605, October 30, 2001 1:29 am ET
by ash
my super power?
mutant haiku counting speed -
seventeen fingers!
Haiku # 16604, October 30, 2001 1:12 am ET
by Haiku Avenger
fighting for Justice,
Truth, the American Way...
well, two out of three
Haiku # 16603, October 30, 2001 1:09 am ET
by Haiku Avenger (there's a lot of red in my costume)
rising from the bay
mutated by toxic slime
Haiku Avenger!
Haiku # 16602, October 30, 2001 1:07 am ET
by scott (that tanker of yours didn't kill me after all!)
flower is really
a weed, sprouted up next to
a toxic waste dump.
Haiku # 16601, October 29, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
what is a smile
but a frown turned upside down?
wait - that was backwards
Haiku # 16600, October 29, 2001 10:44 pm ET
by flower power!
sorrow fill my days
since my lover went away
but i'm still happy!
Haiku # 16599, October 29, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by flower power
i am full of love
life is to be lived happily
oh shit! my count's off
Haiku # 16598, October 29, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by flower power!
I had a nice thing
going with my moonflower
roast. I wasn't done.
Haiku # 16597, October 29, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by k_against_deletion of wishing my beautiful, soulful works of haiku had not been deleted. Where's moonflower? Knives out!
oh look, there goes Scott
overboard! What's that fin? It's
not a heron! Chomp!
Haiku # 16596, October 29, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by k_against_scott of get a grip dude
scott adrift in shards
of moonlight on a dark bay.
watch out for tankers!

SPLAT!
Haiku # 16595, October 29, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by k_against_scott of wishing moonflower would come back so I could roast her/it some more
jesus was way cool
he turned water into wine
and once spiked the punch
Haiku # 16594, October 29, 2001 6:45 pm ET
by scott the blasphemous (borrowing from King Missile here)
jesus came over
he farted then said "my bad"
that crazy jesus!
Haiku # 16593, October 29, 2001 6:08 pm ET
by Psydeath
i went to the place
he said i could not be gay
so i killed his cat
Haiku # 16592, October 29, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by Psydeaths
i was picturing
the moon in shards on the bay
i'm shattered, shattered
Haiku # 16591, October 29, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by scott (shoodoobie...)
shattered reflection
the moon shattered on the bay
mmm...roasted heron
Haiku # 16590, October 29, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by scott_against_good_haiku
the new moon came out
with the old moon in her arms.
october winds down.
Haiku # 16589, October 29, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by k
Hard to imagine
That Satan would be so hot
Let me suck those horns!
Haiku # 16588, October 29, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by kackarott
will you take me to
the scaryoke night at
club de ville wednesday?
Haiku # 16587, October 29, 2001 11:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
burning leaves a breeze
white dog sniffs the air then turns
trotting home at dusk
Haiku # 16586, October 29, 2001 11:26 am ET
by mount madonna mama
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