Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Haiku # 16863 November 2, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her heart is broken
why why did he went astray
did she spoil him so?
Haiku # 16861 November 2, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by moonflower
Mox, you retard, that
isn't a haiku. All non-
haiku should be floods.
Haiku # 16860 November 2, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by Flue Derr
sex is a lovely escape
but it goes nowhere if it is nowhere
with nothing but flat planes
and no chakras
Haiku # 16859 November 2, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Mox
come on baby do
the locomotion with me
come on baby do
Haiku # 16858 November 2, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ap
I'm going home now
I was spoiling for a fight,
but you're just no fun
Haiku # 16857 November 2, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
The refresh button
brings no torrent of insults.
You disappoint me...
Haiku # 16856 November 2, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
No-one wants to play...
What's the matter, bad poets?
You can't all be scared!
Haiku # 16855 November 2, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Flame wars in haiku?
A whole new concept to me...
Bring it on, weirdos!
Haiku # 16854 November 2, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Who could be the boss,
hooked up to the cross,
stranded,
in the land of the lost?
Haiku # 16853 November 2, 2001 8:35 am ET
by Gaz of $$$$
Cricket,
lovely cricket.
Haiku # 16852 November 2, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Ian Botham of Boycott's arse
Will Heaven be,
such a beutiful place,
with you lying there?!
Haiku # 16851 November 2, 2001 8:32 am ET
by of Gotham City
and if you look away,
you'll be doing what they say,
and if you look alive,
you'll be singled out and tried,
if you take home anything,
let it be your will to think,
the more single you become,
the better off you'll be.
Haiku # 16850 November 2, 2001 8:28 am ET
by of Arse
she's in a better
place they say, where could bet-
ter then here with me.
Haiku # 16849 November 2, 2001 6:44 am ET
by some internet chick
2 weeks ago to-
day, lost my gramma,who I
love so very much.
Haiku # 16848 November 2, 2001 6:42 am ET
by some internet chick
weeds around your grave,
melted candles everywhere,
will mine be the same?
Haiku # 16847 November 2, 2001 3:33 am ET
by moonflower
occluded by steam
a tiny light in shadow
the view from the moon
Haiku # 16846 November 2, 2001 3:29 am ET
by scott (going for the haiku moment)
no one ever know,
the memories you left me,
treasured so dearly.
Haiku # 16845 November 2, 2001 3:28 am ET
by moonflower
sweat fell on my brows,
walking the dirt dusty road
that led me to thy grave.
Haiku # 16844 November 2, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moonflower
Taking a midnight bath ---
steam on all of the windows
blurs the outside moon.
Haiku # 16843 November 2, 2001 3:15 am ET
by k
the meditation
bell rings, the sound of it's chime
floats off into space.
Haiku # 16842 November 2, 2001 3:11 am ET
by k
the meditation
Haiku # 16841 November 2, 2001 3:10 am ET
by k
saw barry lopez
read tonight, very moving
"Arctic Dreams" come true.
Haiku # 16840 November 2, 2001 1:58 am ET
by k_against_
thy sweet memories,
etched in my mind forever;
thank you dear grandpa!
Haiku # 16839 November 2, 2001 1:37 am ET
by moonflower
---------(@
re, red roses for the dead,
we missed to haiku with!


Haiku # 16838 November 2, 2001 1:29 am ET
by moonflower
just come do your thing,
nevermind what others think!
all are good i think.
Haiku # 16837 November 2, 2001 1:24 am ET
by moonflower
come and flood this site
but do it with poetry
and make it good too
Haiku # 16836 November 1, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ash
my own neurosis
it's quite a personal thing
so like, ummm..., fuck you !
Haiku # 16835 November 1, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
an american ?
firing more blanks than tom cruise
electronic jism
Haiku # 16834 November 1, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ash
flooding bad haiku
an anonymous poet
lives his wet dream
Haiku # 16833 November 1, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by ash
What are you doing?
I am kicking my own ass
Do you mind?......owwweeeeeeee
Haiku # 16832 November 1, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Please Greta, I am
on my knees in a nine hun-
dred dollar suit........YIKES
Haiku # 16831 November 1, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by some internet chick
addicted am I
Bad Haiku I do hate much
stop writing I MUST
Haiku # 16830 November 1, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by some internet chick
"check it out" he says
"bad Haiku is really cool"
now I am addicited
Haiku # 16829 November 1, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
Addicted I am
to a site called bad haiku
HELP ME, I cant stop
Haiku # 16828 November 1, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by some internet chick
YANKEES sure do suck
Arizona Diamond-backs
Go Diamond-backs GOOOOOOOOOOO
Haiku # 16827 November 1, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
baseball oh baseball
thats all thats on the TV
hot men in tight pants
Haiku # 16826 November 1, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
kid is fast asleep
nothing on the dumb tv
PLEASE come talk to me
Haiku # 16825 November 1, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone on puter
isnt there someone on line
here in cyber world
Haiku # 16824 November 1, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy
Haiku # 16823 November 1, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
wish I could be there
to see him for the first time
to look in his eyes
Haiku # 16822 November 1, 2001 9:37 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here alone
phone rings,he called to say hi
glad to hear his voice

Haiku # 16821 November 1, 2001 9:36 pm ET
by some internet chick
OK now I'm done
feeling sad and all alone
sorry for myself
Haiku # 16820 November 1, 2001 9:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
I'll try to get 'round
To fixing it later on
May not though... we'll see
Haiku # 16819 November 1, 2001 8:39 pm ET
by Janis
I know that there are
But this is just my hobby
I sleep on weekends
Haiku # 16818 November 1, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by Janis (an answer)
So Janis, I'm sure
you illustrate great drawings
but coding is key.

There are ways to change
certain things on a website
to dissuade lamers.
Haiku # 16817 November 1, 2001 7:53 pm ET
by k_against_lamers of at least I have an identity, and the age thing was at least guessed to match the level of intelligence you present here, which l
my name is so lame
rhymes suck a whole lotta duck
and k is so gay.
Haiku # 16816 November 1, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet_against_k
by the way, you are
the worst age guesser on the
whole damn internet.
Haiku # 16815 November 1, 2001 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
no, it isn't. but
just cause that's what i did, not
mean that's all i do.
Haiku # 16814 November 1, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love rock music
Gonna be a huge rock star
Better start singing!
Haiku # 16813 November 1, 2001 7:41 pm ET
by Amanda of Virginia