Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

halloween candy
dressed up like tiny children
hey, just an image
Haiku # 16873, November 2, 2001 9:23 pm ET
by scott (innocent of all charges)
what is life, truly?
one big sodomization.
deep thoughts, by moxie
Haiku # 16872, November 2, 2001 9:20 pm ET
by scott (psst...change your name and write haiku, folks will leave you alone then)
I'm how you see me...
I can accept it or reject it...

xxx love yas...
Haiku # 16871, November 2, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by Moxie
some people seem to
me to be in this rut where
life is one big sodomization
Haiku # 16870, November 2, 2001 9:14 pm ET
by Moxie
The schoolyard reeks of
the blood of geek and bully
too horny to stop
Haiku # 16869, November 2, 2001 9:12 pm ET
by Moxie
some people are just assholes I guess...

Haiku # 16868, November 2, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by Moxie
looks like moxie has
gone off the lithium and
returned for abuse
Haiku # 16867, November 2, 2001 9:10 pm ET
by k_against_mox
he's like a punch toy
with an insipid smile
bobbing back for more

i too am tired
i flamed mox in a sonnet!
big bad bill, flame on.
Haiku # 16866, November 2, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by scott
I'm sorry good bad
haiku people, not in the
mood to squash mox

Too much good sex
in the last month dulled my horn,
someone else do it
Haiku # 16865, November 2, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by pure evil
Retards:

People mocked, looked down
on by the "higher endowed"
the people who would be the first to put
a bullet in their own heads if one
scratch in their beautiful facades came to pass
and they live on...
Haiku # 16864, November 2, 2001 7:35 pm ET
by Mox
Haiku # 16863, November 2, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
her heart is broken
why why did he went astray
did she spoil him so?
Haiku # 16861, November 2, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by moonflower
Mox, you retard, that
isn't a haiku. All non-
haiku should be floods.
Haiku # 16860, November 2, 2001 5:59 pm ET
by Flue Derr
sex is a lovely escape
but it goes nowhere if it is nowhere
with nothing but flat planes
and no chakras
Haiku # 16859, November 2, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Mox
come on baby do
the locomotion with me
come on baby do
Haiku # 16858, November 2, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by ap
I'm going home now
I was spoiling for a fight,
but you're just no fun
Haiku # 16857, November 2, 2001 10:55 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
The refresh button
brings no torrent of insults.
You disappoint me...
Haiku # 16856, November 2, 2001 10:51 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
No-one wants to play...
What's the matter, bad poets?
You can't all be scared!
Haiku # 16855, November 2, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Flame wars in haiku?
A whole new concept to me...
Bring it on, weirdos!
Haiku # 16854, November 2, 2001 10:13 am ET
by Big Bad Bill of UK
Who could be the boss,
hooked up to the cross,
stranded,
in the land of the lost?
Haiku # 16853, November 2, 2001 8:35 am ET
by Gaz of $$$$
Cricket,
lovely cricket.
Haiku # 16852, November 2, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Ian Botham of Boycott's arse
Will Heaven be,
such a beutiful place,
with you lying there?!
Haiku # 16851, November 2, 2001 8:32 am ET
by of Gotham City
and if you look away,
you'll be doing what they say,
and if you look alive,
you'll be singled out and tried,
if you take home anything,
let it be your will to think,
the more single you become,
the better off you'll be.
Haiku # 16850, November 2, 2001 8:28 am ET
by of Arse
she's in a better
place they say, where could bet-
ter then here with me.
Haiku # 16849, November 2, 2001 6:44 am ET
by some internet chick
2 weeks ago to-
day, lost my gramma,who I
love so very much.
Haiku # 16848, November 2, 2001 6:42 am ET
by some internet chick
weeds around your grave,
melted candles everywhere,
will mine be the same?
Haiku # 16847, November 2, 2001 3:33 am ET
by moonflower
occluded by steam
a tiny light in shadow
the view from the moon
Haiku # 16846, November 2, 2001 3:29 am ET
by scott (going for the haiku moment)
no one ever know,
the memories you left me,
treasured so dearly.
Haiku # 16845, November 2, 2001 3:28 am ET
by moonflower
sweat fell on my brows,
walking the dirt dusty road
that led me to thy grave.
Haiku # 16844, November 2, 2001 3:26 am ET
by moonflower
Taking a midnight bath ---
steam on all of the windows
blurs the outside moon.
Haiku # 16843, November 2, 2001 3:15 am ET
by k
the meditation
bell rings, the sound of it's chime
floats off into space.
Haiku # 16842, November 2, 2001 3:11 am ET
by k
the meditation
Haiku # 16841, November 2, 2001 3:10 am ET
by k
saw barry lopez
read tonight, very moving
"Arctic Dreams" come true.
Haiku # 16840, November 2, 2001 1:58 am ET
by k_against_
thy sweet memories,
etched in my mind forever;
thank you dear grandpa!
Haiku # 16839, November 2, 2001 1:37 am ET
by moonflower
---------(@
re, red roses for the dead,
we missed to haiku with!


Haiku # 16838, November 2, 2001 1:29 am ET
by moonflower
just come do your thing,
nevermind what others think!
all are good i think.
Haiku # 16837, November 2, 2001 1:24 am ET
by moonflower
come and flood this site
but do it with poetry
and make it good too
Haiku # 16836, November 1, 2001 11:07 pm ET
by ash
my own neurosis
it's quite a personal thing
so like, ummm..., fuck you !
Haiku # 16835, November 1, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ash
an american ?
firing more blanks than tom cruise
electronic jism
Haiku # 16834, November 1, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ash
flooding bad haiku
an anonymous poet
lives his wet dream
Haiku # 16833, November 1, 2001 11:00 pm ET
by ash
What are you doing?
I am kicking my own ass
Do you mind?......owwweeeeeeee
Haiku # 16832, November 1, 2001 10:28 pm ET
by some internet chick
Please Greta, I am
on my knees in a nine hun-
dred dollar suit........YIKES
Haiku # 16831, November 1, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by some internet chick
addicted am I
Bad Haiku I do hate much
stop writing I MUST
Haiku # 16830, November 1, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by some internet chick
"check it out" he says
"bad Haiku is really cool"
now I am addicited
Haiku # 16829, November 1, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
Addicted I am
to a site called bad haiku
HELP ME, I cant stop
Haiku # 16828, November 1, 2001 10:02 pm ET
by some internet chick
YANKEES sure do suck
Arizona Diamond-backs
Go Diamond-backs GOOOOOOOOOOO
Haiku # 16827, November 1, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
baseball oh baseball
thats all thats on the TV
hot men in tight pants
Haiku # 16826, November 1, 2001 9:57 pm ET
by some internet chick
kid is fast asleep
nothing on the dumb tv
PLEASE come talk to me
Haiku # 16825, November 1, 2001 9:52 pm ET
by some internet chick
alone on puter
isnt there someone on line
here in cyber world
Haiku # 16824, November 1, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by some internet chick
hot choco and milk
funny how something simple
makes me so happy
Haiku # 16823, November 1, 2001 9:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
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