where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

where's the damn remote?
t.v. is two yards away

'Ricki Lake' will do

you may think it's fun
to run naked through the streets

I agree with you

Web page is loading
Still connecting to server

Where's my damn haiku????

Deranged psychotic
In the bushes with a knife

Hey! That's your mother!

the drugs are no help...
No One Can Beat Our Prices!
get away from me

(hey, at least it isn't some of Moxie's crap ;})

Once again I am writing something that isn't a haiku and should be kicked off the Internet in a big pile of crap where I belong.
Teach me how to write haiku
You suck dick.

so long and so blonde
curled silhouette on white
two recumbent turds

Interesting how they
project on this Mox person
how they themselves feel

I will hunt you down
in all corners of all sites
with haiku and win!

Haiku Aveneger!
I think you should know, I'm not
Mox, but I'm trouble!

well, that would be "fraught"
but i'm Haiku Avenger
not Super Speller

Haiku avenger!
I challenge you to a war
frought with words that kill!

boom! ka-pow! crash! splat!
"Haiku will always prevail!
go ramble elsewhere!"

God on your side, huh?
Oh, we've heard that one before.
Mox, meet your maker!

rapidly counting
the Haiku Avenger cries
"that was forty, Mox!"

an H in the sky!
the distress call to summon
Haiku Avenger!

his name is cute - Pie,
met him on chat that is why,
have you met my Pie?

that was great shower,
water banging my soft skin,
squeaky clean now ohh!

up late listening
to Joy Division, i think
Killah Priest is next.

Bastards:

People who don't know anything
I am the only one here who is worthy
of writing anything, you should know that
by now ash, you asshole
God is great!

should you write haiku
poetic jihad could cease
but why compromise ?

if you were just here
instead of searching for there
you'd be together

war against bad drugs
war against terrorism
war against moxie

Dark Romeo floats
Out of the bowels of Hades
Gifts of sedatives

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so ru

though yoth the window brakes
it is the east juiliet is the south
arise fair sun and kill the envious moon

Ripple on the pond
Cavern's absolute silence
Soul's inner yearnings

Night comes disturbing
The still repose of the dead
Memories calling

Snow-clad tulip bulb
Waits in the warmth of the earth
For springtime promise

candy rotting teeth
bad haiku rotting my mind
it's like, holistic

halloween candy
dressed up like tiny children
hey, just an image

what is life, truly?
one big sodomization.
deep thoughts, by moxie

I'm how you see me...
I can accept it or reject it...

xxx love yas...

some people seem to
me to be in this rut where
life is one big sodomization

The schoolyard reeks of
the blood of geek and bully
too horny to stop

some people are just assholes I guess...

looks like moxie has
gone off the lithium and
returned for abuse

he's like a punch toy
with an insipid smile
bobbing back for more

i too am tired
i flamed mox in a sonnet!
big bad bill, flame on.

I'm sorry good bad
haiku people, not in the
mood to squash mox

Too much good sex
in the last month dulled my horn,
someone else do it

Retards:

People mocked, looked down
on by the "higher endowed"
the people who would be the first to put
a bullet in their own heads if one
scratch in their beautiful facades came to pass
and they live on...

her heart is broken
why why did he went astray
did she spoil him so?

Mox, you retard, that
isn't a haiku. All non-
haiku should be floods.

sex is a lovely escape
but it goes nowhere if it is nowhere
with nothing but flat planes
and no chakras

come on baby do
the locomotion with me
come on baby do

I'm going home now
I was spoiling for a fight,
but you're just no fun

The refresh button
brings no torrent of insults.
You disappoint me...

No-one wants to play...
What's the matter, bad poets?
You can't all be scared!

Flame wars in haiku?
A whole new concept to me...
Bring it on, weirdos!

Who could be the boss,
hooked up to the cross,
stranded,
in the land of the lost?